Today I:
I eat rice at least two times a day and the **** just slides right out

srsly tho, do you eat a lot of plants? if i didnt eat any green things i would probably poop once a month with the amount of meat and fish i eat
this thread has devolved into something very strange, and i dont hate it.
Now that I think about it, I don't really eat a lot of plants and I actually eat rice on occasion. I eat out often and my meals rotate around burritos, burgers, pho, deli sandwiches, japanese/chinese/hawaiian rice plates and sushi so whatever vegetables I ingest come from those.
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Now that I think about it, I don't really eat a lot of plants and I actually eat rice on occasion. I eat out often and my meals rotate around burritos, burgers, pho, deli sandwiches, japanese/chinese/hawaiian rice plates and sushi so whatever vegetables I ingest come from those.
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I wish I could train my butt to poo @ 7am. I thought I could after last food poisoning. I was totally cleaned out then the morning after my first meal dropped logs in the pond before work. Very next day I was back to afternoon poos. Soooo annoying
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I poop every morning before my morning shower. Sometimes I'll poop before my afternoon ride. Sometimes I'll poop after my afternoon ride.
Today I took one poop and went for an afternoon ride.
Today I took one poop and went for an afternoon ride.
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So should I torment you guys like leukybear does?
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I keep almost replying to this thread with information about my bathroom habits and then stopping myself realizing WHAT THE **** AM I DOING.
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well played Leuky...well played.
Not bad food but sounds like low in fiber and probably many grains.
Green is good for you and water is natures lube.
Easy Steps to Plan a Poo:
1. Time your dinner so that you have a minimum of 8 hr stretch between meal and time of departure.
2. Drink plenty and plenty of water in the afternoon and before bed.
3. Make yourself a cup of coffee or tea and something to eat.
4. Poop
Simple as that
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Now that I think about it, I don't really eat a lot of plants and I actually eat rice on occasion. I eat out often and my meals rotate around burritos, burgers, pho, deli sandwiches, japanese/chinese/hawaiian rice plates and sushi so whatever vegetables I ingest come from those.
Green is good for you and water is natures lube. 1. Time your dinner so that you have a minimum of 8 hr stretch between meal and time of departure.
2. Drink plenty and plenty of water in the afternoon and before bed.
3. Make yourself a cup of coffee or tea and something to eat.
4. Poop
Simple as that

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