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jimmytango 12-14-12 03:52 PM

I only use it for 50mi+ rides. It helps.

mconlonx 12-14-12 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 15048406)
Today i did some xmas shopping and got a present for my taint, hes been asking for it for a while now

http://imageshack.us/a/img402/7462/imagesftx.jpg

Sad: I've only ever actually used this stuff on cow udders... well, that and my hands. The cow udder/taint connection should never be made, however, so if I ever do go with chamois cream, it will be some overpriced stuff marketed with blatant phallic symbolism.

sinikl 12-14-12 05:49 PM

Rode 12.8 miles at lunch. In boxer shorts, not a good look there on my part. ow.

That is not that far, but months ago 5 miles killed me. Getting stronger, slowly.

Adrian_ 12-14-12 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by Jandro (Post 15050158)
Looking at your strava profile, I can totally understand that mentality as you ride (or at least record) < 20mi/week.

Try riding for a couple hours at a time and you'll find out very quickly that a chamois and chamois cream are the best things ever invented for your taint/ass.

With school and work i'm lucky if I even get one ride in on the weekends. If you checked my profile you must've seen my longest ride was 75.9 mi. Got lost and was in the saddle for nearly six and a half hours came home and taint soreness level was minimal. Sitting on my couch I barely felt like I even rode.

8bits 12-14-12 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by Adrian_ (Post 15051243)
With school and work i'm lucky if I even get one ride in on the weekends. If you checked my profile you must've seen my longest ride was 75.9 mi. Got lost and was in the saddle for nearly six and a half hours came home and taint soreness level was minimal. Sitting on my couch I barely felt like I even rode.

that is to be expected if you rode 76miles in 6.5 hours...

zoltani 12-14-12 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by Adrian_ (Post 15051243)
With school and work i'm lucky if I even get one ride in on the weekends. If you checked my profile you must've seen my longest ride was 75.9 mi. Got lost and was in the saddle for nearly six and a half hours came home and taint soreness level was minimal. Sitting on my couch I barely felt like I even rode.

younger taints are stronger taints?

Adrian_ 12-14-12 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by 8bits (Post 15051268)
that is to be expected if you rode 76miles in 6.5 hours...

Can't go fast when you don't know where you're going.


Originally Posted by zoltani (Post 15051273)
younger taints are stronger taints?

Makes sense.

Muffin Man 12-14-12 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by sinikl (Post 15051190)
Rode 12.8 miles at lunch. In boxer shorts, not a good look there on my part. ow.

That is not that far, but months ago 5 miles killed me. Getting stronger, slowly.

Nice

zoltani 12-14-12 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by jdgesus (Post 15050252)
i live in chamois cream

sounds pretty disgusting

i always thought you were just naturally greasy

sinikl 12-14-12 07:12 PM


Originally Posted by zoltani (Post 15051356)
i always thought you were just naturally greasy

Now THAT, friends, is how you do a one liner burn.

8bits 12-14-12 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by Adrian_ (Post 15051303)
Can't go fast when you don't know where you're going.

sure but that's not the point. the point is that at that pace chamois isn't really needed since the friction isn't that intense just prolonged. I'm not criticising just pointing out that chamois is good for a kind of activity that you don't experience often/never so you can't really judge.

Nagrom_ 12-14-12 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by zoltani (Post 15051356)
i always thought you were just naturally greasy

Good to know you're acquainted with his taint.


Originally Posted by sinikl (Post 15051452)
Now THAT, friends, is how you do a one liner burn.

Nope, that's how.

Adrian_ 12-14-12 07:19 PM

K.

LesterOfPuppets 12-14-12 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by jdgesus (Post 15050252)
i live in chamois cream

champagne dreams for me.

Dannihilator 12-14-12 09:29 PM

Today was a decent 36 miles.

hairnet 12-14-12 09:33 PM

The sky is cloudy and it starte to drizzle. I don't think Im going to get to see the meteor shower tonight :(

Nagrom_ 12-14-12 09:59 PM

And there we have it. Mission Workshop Sanction has finally been bested. The truing stand didn't do it, it was the 17" MBP in its box.

It didn't fit, mang.

RGNY 12-14-12 10:12 PM

today i got totally angry at the whiners at work and the craziness on the news. but, tomorrow i'm on the road for the holiday visit to see dad and afterwards will be putting the studs on the commuter to bed them in. if i have time i'll put the mustache bars on as well.

Dannihilator 12-14-12 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by RGNY (Post 15051972)
today i got totally angry at the whiners at work and the craziness on the news. but, tomorrow i'm on the road for the holiday visit to see dad and afterwards will be putting the studs on the commuter to bed them in. if i have time i'll put the mustache bars on as well.

I'm completely sickened over what happened in Connecticut.

jimmytango 12-14-12 11:15 PM

I just heard about the shooting. I wonder what will get blamed this time...

hairnet 12-14-12 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by jimmytango (Post 15052091)
I just heard about the shooting. I wonder what will get blamed this time...

It's almost entertaining to see people take a stance against anything from Heavy Metal to video games. saw this earlier http://www.******.com/tb/14v6qw

Dannihilator 12-14-12 11:36 PM

The metal thing cracks me up. Always amongst the first things to be blamed, when it's really a mental disease issue.

Mumonkan 12-14-12 11:45 PM


Originally Posted by hairnet (Post 15051886)
The sky is cloudy and it starte to drizzle. I don't think Im going to get to see the meteor shower tonight :(

Every ****ing meteor shower this year i have missed cuz it was cloudy, its been quite aggrivating

BigglyPuff 12-15-12 12:15 AM


Originally Posted by Dannihilator (Post 15051976)
I'm completely sickened over what happened in Connecticut.

Me too, but what's worse is how tragedies like this are becoming more frequent and even common now. The KC Chiefs murder/suicide, the shooting in Oregon and now this mass shooting in a fricken elementary school. The frequency is truly frightening. It's horrifying.

jimmytango 12-15-12 12:25 AM


Originally Posted by BigglyPuff (Post 15052173)
The KC Chiefs murder/suicide, the shooting in Oregon

What? I purposely avoid the news so that I'm not depressed all of the time. Kind of like how I avoid certain people because they depress me. It works.



By the way, I wasn't trying to make light of this. I feel that it's tragic, and rather sickening that we live in a society where a 27-year-old can remember four school shootings (including college/university) in his lifetime off of the top of his head.

I just think that it's complete bull**** that games, tv, music, movies, and books get blamed. What about people just being ****ed in the head? Wanna hear something else that bothers me?

Black or Latino dude shoots someone? Menace to society and/or gang member.

Shooter was Middle Eastern? Terrorist.

White guy? He either played the wrong video games, listened to the wrong music, or has a mental disorder of some sort.

How is that fair?

Listen, if you get a gun, walk into a school (or anyplace, really), and start shooting innocent people for whatever reason, you are a severely ****ed up individual. Race, creed, social status, musical taste, what you do with your free time... These things have very little to do with the fact that you are not ****ing right in the head.

****.

I'm gonna go hang out with Basil Hayden for a while and go to bed.

I can't sleep, so I'm adding another thought to this:

Why is it that when a couple of kids die from drinking too much 4Loko it gets banned within weeks, but we have had a ****load of mass shootings and getting your hands on a gun is still pretty goddamned easy?


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