100% accurate, though id go ahead and include the rest of my skin too. i love waking up feeling like i just slept in a bowl of grease

that sounds lovely lol

ffff

I'm heading over to NYC/Westchester on wednesday so this is bad news, but I guess I should've expected it. NY has the worst weather :(

truth.

rest of the week should be pretty mild, mid/upper 70s and cool at night. sorta frisco-ish

It's been windy as **** here and in the low 60's lately.. :crash:

Eeeew. I feel sorry for my little brother. His first real winter was this last one in NYC :lol: now he gets swampy summer

I think I would die if I lived there :twitchy:

**** weather.

Come live in California where everything is super expensive and drought is a slight problem, but at least we don't have pizza grease summers.

I love how everyone here thinks the USA is only New York or California. :lol:

well florida certainly isnt worth mentioning. that place sucks.

Any state that doesn't touch the ocean is what I call a fly over state, except Colorado, that state can stay.

Easily the butthole of the country

woahhh... wait a second, there are places in between those two?

I forgot how cheap NYC is to live in ;). Our summers smell like hot garbage, but the ladies look nice so its worth the smell and swamp-like weather.
We do have great water though, and bagels, and pizza.

If it ain't California, it's Canada.

You obviously havent seen SF Marina chicks.

Couldnt have said it better myself :thumb:

Today I discovered one of the best bánh mís in town. Inside a convenience store.

**** yeah it does. It's like The Hills Have Eyes, but without the "hills". Mutants and meth, weird lukewarm water, ****ty surf, bullsharks that eat everything...No thanks!

**** it, I'm moving to Hawaii.

So you can pay sf prices to live, but instead you're stuck on an island. No thanks.

I'll just bum around the beach with my fat tire trike recumbent.

My caad has been having some nasty creaking that was inconsistent. I was terrified that it might be the BB but it turns out it was just a loose crank arm.

trust me, island living is nothing like those beer coozies make it out to be.

omw home just now some ginzo in his presumably german expensive car talkin **** to me with his bros as i pulled away after waiting for a light

"yo where you goin?!

yeah youre a b**** ass n****!!!"

people are hilarious.

Florida Man Tries to Walk Out of Store With Chainsaw Stuffed Down His Pants.

Florida Man Says He Only Survived Ax Attack By Drunk Stripper Because “Her Coordination Was Terrible.”

Florida Man Arrested For Directing Traffic While Also Urinating

etc.

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