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Old 09-17-06 | 05:32 PM
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Old 09-17-06 | 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Wogsterca
As someone who has two cats, I am deeply offended by both of these.....
Everybody knows you don't own cats. They own YOU.
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Old 09-17-06 | 07:42 PM
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"I'm not tailgating...I'm drafting."
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Old 09-18-06 | 08:59 AM
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"To hell with world peace - visualize using your turn signal"

(On old chevy Impala on the Taos reservation in New Mexico) "My heroes have always killed cowboys"


Also in NM: It originally said:

"Practice random kindness
and sensless acts of beauty"

but some one had cut off the right end to make it say:

"Practice random
and senseless acts
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Old 09-18-06 | 10:27 AM
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On the back of my Jeep: "This Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep."
Also on my Jeep: "Land Rover Recovery Team"


(Yes, I actually drive my Jeep the way it was designed for.)
((I only drive it on the weekend, and I've had to fill the gas tank once in the last 2.5 months.))
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Old 09-18-06 | 10:31 AM
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"Think Globally. Bike Locally."

(on a bike of course)
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Old 09-18-06 | 10:34 AM
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"I'm sorry for driving so close in front of you"
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Old 09-18-06 | 10:40 AM
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Old 09-18-06 | 02:29 PM
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i always had a fondness for the one that said "go ahead and pass--i'll see you at the next light!"
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Old 09-18-06 | 02:56 PM
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draft SUV drivers first!
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Old 09-18-06 | 03:22 PM
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Plants and animals disappear to make room for your fat a$s.

Republicans for Voldemort. (I normally hate political stickers, but...)

Any distance is biking distance. (on my commuter)

What high gas prices?
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Old 09-18-06 | 03:53 PM
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These are all great! My favorite that hasn't been mentioned yet, and driving-related to boot:
Jesus would have used his turn signal.
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Old 09-18-06 | 04:45 PM
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Old 09-18-06 | 04:49 PM
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"I poke badgers with spoons"
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Old 09-18-06 | 04:59 PM
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34x25 FTW!
 
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Old 09-18-06 | 05:00 PM
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Old 09-18-06 | 05:53 PM
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"Hummer Recovery Vehicle" with a drawing of Hummer being towed.
On the back of my little Toyota Corolla.
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Old 09-18-06 | 06:53 PM
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My friend at a past job used to have this gem on the back of a beat-up Oldsmobile:

"My other car was seized by the DEA."
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Old 09-18-06 | 09:31 PM
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Everybody else thinks you are an idiot
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Old 09-19-06 | 07:25 AM
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I once saw this one, a simple sticker with a huge message:

"USE LESS STUFF"
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Old 09-19-06 | 08:48 AM
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"Verizon Sucks! Can you hear me now?"
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Old 09-19-06 | 08:53 AM
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You're not my husband so get off my ass
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Old 09-19-06 | 10:56 AM
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Saw this on a car about choked...

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Old 09-19-06 | 11:13 AM
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Bikes: more, please.

Gas, Grass, or Ass:
Nobody rides for free
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Old 09-19-06 | 04:17 PM
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I knew this gal long LONG ago. . .it was the '60s. . .she didn't wear any undies. . .walking, she looked like two bobcats fighting inside a burlap sack. . .on her Valiant's bumper, "Reach for a Peach". . .Mmmmmmm.
 
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