You can't possibly think that your German-raised steed is any match for my Asian born, American raised, Indonesian-lizard-named man-mobile????!!!!

Looks like he's a fit for this thread. 12 more years and maybe he can intern or a mod position.

---sorority house, chel got spanked with a man belt!

Bailey's is my favorite coffee creamer.

He actually tried that once. Rushed the Tri-Delts, passing himself off as part of the crew team.

Its kinda IRONIC that the most fun this thread has seen lately is one about how boring this summer has gotten. I sure its dog day doldrums or everyone is just having too much fun riding. I'm finally packing the bike and tent for the weekend and heading to the Hualapais this weekend. Trails with TREES, what a rush. I'll probably get distracted and hit one.

My KONA has never been touched by a German haha.

But I know my engine can totally own yours. =p

There is no such thing as being bored.

Just being boring.

I'm boring when I'm bored.


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All I've heard all day is people slamming their dorm doors..
On a positive note, there is a room full of girls, right next door.
Less positive note..
One Happens to be the Resident Assistant lol.

^and god..
are they REALLLLLY Loud.

Nice!

My e-drink is a double frappuccino at the trailhead leaning on my Turner.

My real drink is a double shot of Kicking Horse - 454 Horse Power espresso. It will make some of you nancy-girls cry.
https://kickinghorsecoffee.com/store/...products_id=81

When I was in college, the RA was the one who got pregnant! Wasn't me, no way..............

I don't need stamina...the sheer torque of one single pedal stroke will be enough to propel me like a rocket up the multi-switchback climb with enough momentum left at the top to pull off a nice Three so I can get a glimpse of your shriveling corpse bound by the liquid rubber laid out from my Excavators like Spiderman's web minus the ghey skinsuit (no offense on the ghey skinsuit, Dm)...then half way through the Three...I change up to a flair and roll back down the gnar, 10 times faster than the speed of Gastro but not 11 so I can retain just enough control to rip a 12" tree trunk out of the ground and bite the end off so it fits my shoulder like a lance for me to run you through...

I'll do it with a smile on my face, boy...I will piss on your e-grave.

My DH bike is down - shock is blown. An the young one is BMX all the time (except when road or XC riding with me). Plus I"m leaving for a short trip this weekend - hit me up in a couple weeks, the shock should be fixed and us ready to ride.

Has he been riding the new Albi track? It's a gas but I need a cruiser or a big-wheel dirt jumper. DH bike on there is fun for about one jump.

Hey, I drive by Kicking Horse Coffee all the time when we head to Invermere to ride. I'll tell them to make something stronger for you.

That is a man's coffee. I offered it to a friend who is a regular espresso drinker and he practically choked on it. I've gotten spoiled with strong coffee and I think Kicking Horse is by far one of the best I've had.

I bet they would . . . I hear this year's crop of BC bud is particularly potent.

For medicinal purposes, of course.

DUDE, just what are you packing into that bong of yours.....................

Can it be mail ordered?

There's a party and nobody invited junkyard? So far, I see two stoners having a pissing contest about who is faster and a bunch of ladies talking about their morning tea.

Know this, nobody pisses farther than junkyard and when I drink coffee in the morning it is called scotch.

Now the rest of you fairies can go back to your business.

Hey now...I may like the fruity mocha...but at least I don't drink it with my pinky pointed North.

LoL.
While you went into a detailed gnar description, I not only read and laughed, But I already raced you, and passed you 8 times.

I'm just that good. I went so fast, I advanced into time and pissed in your e-coffin.

Sounds like junkyard is the manliest of the men here. Maybe one day I'll grow up to be like him.

I don't compete in pissing contests anymore...my prostate problem limits the flow so I tend to just swing it around and smack people in the head widdit.




Don't even try sucking up to that goon to stay under his radar...he'll see it as a sign of weakness, flip out all WarVet style and put a verbal foot up your E-hiney.

Wow jerkyard you must be on some good dope.

Somebody's bitter that I made fun of their fruity coffee drink