i'm in so much pain. i have my hands all bandaged up with apple cider vinegar soaked cotton pads taped to my warts. this homebrew is the most effective i have tried. it hurts like hell.

uh oh

It's been long enough. Time to go get them frozen off.

all 130 pounds of Oscar and I.

no it hasn't just 2 days so far. after being ridiculed for my banana peel cure, i turned to mainstream gels and after weeks of that, they didn't go away but actually spread. 2 days of the cider and they are all turning black and dying.

How many warts do you have?

you must get hideously drunk and hit on the bosses wife.

2 originally. now 5.

where are you picking these up?

i think i am self infecting. i've been obsessively hand washing and this is probably spreading the infection.

I'd rather hit on his daughter, but I don't think she'll be here

Wouldn't it just be so much easier to spend 20 minutes at the doctors and have them all frozen off and taken care of?

i shall prove this homebrew first. it's working. they'll be gone by the end of the week.

Men...

You applied salicylic acid, with no effect?

yup. for weeks.

Aw seriously.. I google imaged "warts" and almost fell backwards in my chair

Why? Why would you do that?

Because I was looking for a picture of a witch with warts all over her hands

Did you really think anything good would come of that?

That stuff shouldn't be allowed in general search. I'm scarred.

mine aren't noticeable. just itchy.

What about this?

don't need it now.

Sure.

Between coasting's wart hands and Velo Gators stationary bike rash this place is becoming an infirmary.