I've never met a normal Englishman. You are all weird.

don't forget the ear syringing and nasal hair trimming.

actually i'm filling the holes with vinegar periodically to make sure nothing survives.

who needs doctors?

I had a wart on my right middle finger for about a year. I tried Compound W a couple of times and the over the counter freeze kit thing once (those suck).

I went at it with sand paper while working on the boat one day.... It came back briefly after that, but then just vanished. I have no idea why.

Despite how ridiculous that sounded, coasting, I bet it was fulfilling

I've enjoyed watching the evolution of the facepalm.. from Star Trek, to Grumpy's wtf face.

not quite in the same league as squeezing bubble wrap, but it was satisfying.

this is the level of entertainment i have been reduced to. we had a big snow fall today. i hope none of you yanky doodles are waiting on bike parts to be shipped. we are on lock down.

LOL home recipe ftw.

Well, it's 11 am on a Friday, so naturally most of the lawyers have already left for the day. This is where I find ways to entertain myself for the next few hours until I decide to get up and leave early. Sadly though, I don't have any warts on my hands

How much?

Way to go NM, no school closing after all it is not that much. Maybe 4 here in the valley 6-8 in the mountains. I have to go to work today. It is still coming down a bit. I am riding my bike and I have not gotten my fenders yet. Will just be taking the fixie as the Surly is too much work. Too lazy to remove the truck from the trailer and the 300D has a water pump leak/weep.

I should have gone to law school, I could be out riding my bike instead of being stuck at work...

You need some Friday time wasters.

Is my cautionary haiku being ignored, too? Maybe someone needs to reply to it.

I'm a scientist not a poet

The only poems I know start with There once was a man from Nantucket...

It warns against betrayal to the authorities--dissident poetry at its most poignant.

Three Knox County snow days this week. What's your point?

Hopefully it's a bubble skin suit. You don't want all those bumps hurting your aero. ...OR maybe they act like those dimples on golf balls/Zipps. Huh? Huh?

My Powertap arrived today. I took the bike into work, so it will be an interesting ride home.

If coasting and Velo Gator ever shared a tandem, safety considerations would warrant a MUP closure.

Does iJen get to be the captain and coasting the stoker? That way she won't have to look at his back warts.

dialing it up to 400W on snowy roads could get dicey.

Dammit! Got pulled over for speeding.

It's in a box at the Post Office waiting for pickup.