Hey, you got the dang blade on there backwards.

Sorry about that. Hang in there kid.

Yak trax.

funny? think of it this way. when you are old and decrepit, it is someone of his generation that will wipe your ass. be afraid.

that's pretty cool.

They're about Ł16. https://www.yaktrax.co.uk/yaktrax-shop

Maybe he's good at driving in reverse?

well what do you know. out of stock. anyone would think there has been a mad rush to get snow gear.

my wife and I have an agreement. When we can no longer wipe our own asses, we shoot the other and turn the gun on ourself.

Oh well. You could always glue carpet tacks to your shoes.

who is the king of homebrew in this thread?

you and your tacks and velovol and his zip tie tyre studs. next you'll be teaching me how to get rid of athlete's foot with lemon grass.

Don't be silly, a Cilantro, garlic, and olive oil slurry works much better.



(no wait, I use that on my steaks)

You can find "cures" for warts, yet you can't figure out a way to walk down the sidewalk?

My wife and I have an agreement with our kids. We tell them that since we changed their diapers when they were young, they can change ours when we get old.

I like yours better.

i can walk just fine. i deliberately fell on my ass twice just for fun.

How do you spell klutz in Limey?

Do you have an older pair of shoes you could cut sipes into?

that's a great idea. i do have an old pair of heavy shoes that i use in the garden where digging is required. that would work. where are you? you know a lot about snow conditions. are you canadian?

With all this talk about snow and winter, I'm kinda glad I live in S. Texas. We really never have to worry about the weather, Its always cycling weather.

who let this clown in?

Yeah, those annual Brownsville hurricanes just pass right through.

I am. Ask me your snow questions.

I wish it would snow more here. I feel like I'm getting gypped when it is really cold yet there is no snow to be found.

I said goodbye.


Airport now. This place feels like home.