NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

His brain is GONE!

While looking for a specific belt I found this:

https://www.usmilitarysurplus.com/sur...ed8ba34f488fba

uhuhuhhuuhh.. it says "doodie pants"

"Our Duty Pants Belt is designed to be worn in your uniform belt loops, then when you are ready you can attach your BlackHawk Duty Belt with all of your duty gear. Included with this set up we have provided an assortment of sized Belt Keepers for attaching our Duty Belt to your Duty Pants Belt in the most secure way possible with Hook and Loop for the perfect fit."

WTF???

YES!
WATERLOO MECH ENGINEERING
anyways...
anyone on for the ride for heart?

velco looping? to attach all manner of weapons and communications systems to your vertical pants integration system? See I totally get it?

yeah. I need something to attach my weapons to on my commute.

damned straight...secure those weapons soldier!!!

This is my pistol, this is my gun...

First post from work! My computer screen faces my cubicle entrance though, so BF is on the DL as it were.

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Put the kybosh on my mutiny will ya? We'll see if I'm down for tomorrow, though I doubt it since I'm riding 200km tomorrow.

You got in? Congrats, that is a great achievement! My friend finished up two years ago and is now living in San Jose, working for Apple and driving around in a brand new Porsche, the bastard

Now, become a great frame builder and make us all proud.

CONGRATULATIONS!

so no rides tonight?

**** YOUR RIDE YOU PIECE OF **** MOTHER****ER!

Seriously.

...uh?

Edit: I rode my bike around for awhile to do errands, and have discovered my ankle is fuxored from hiking. But I still want to ride tomorrow hopefully, so if anyone's interested let me know. If we get 4, I'll officially dub it Critical Vacuum no.6! Or 5? Or... uh.

I'm sorry.

*hugs your ride ... and Mitch ... and anyone else who felt offended by that outburst*

no worries eyefloater

Okay, so aside from me being needlessly/excessively sarcastic, who's coming out to CM this Friday? The Weather Network is saying 12º w/ a 40% chance of rain. Hopefully that will clear up and be a bit more pleasant.

I will be there yes

Count me in for CM...

**** you **** **** eyefloater mother****er !!11eleven *** !! cock? LOl <- Censors FTL.

You like me, will have less than no life for the next 4 years. CONGRATULATI0NS
Critical mass no rain or I no come.

By the way Gboy - I saw you going up Yonge st. just south of St. Clair around 5:50pm.

Ok jet sanchEz, was that you we had beers (as in shiznaz and me) with last August CM???? And what's the status with BIkeophile, he hasn't been on for a loooooong time.