Oh, that! Yeah, um, one of them had jock itch (with apologies to my mate) so he let the other bat first.

ok, thanks for clearing that up

You askied an American about cricket. i hope this is a joke!

of course.

he's been whining about how stooopid it is for months

This is The Aussie Thread, no jokes allowed! Serious stuff here, matey. And never off topic, it's always about cycling. Road bikes. Skinny tires.

yeah!! and poos and farts

BTW, I worked out riding gives me a black sac, not over eager nurses (sadly). Is it only me? Maybe I should start a thread? With a poll even!

McGrath has always batted at 11 hasn't he?

I always knew Warnie was right and would win the $50 eventually

Pretty much. I think he's batted at 10 a few times when McGill's played. I think they might have taken the piss and put him up to 10 after he scored his 50 as well.

What was Warnies bet?

When Mcgrath was still averaging under 2 runs a bat years and years ago, Warne made a bet with Waugh (steve) that he would one day make a test half century. Steve disagreed, the bet was $50.

Im glad Warnie won. I wish id seen Mcgrath make that 50, but was in America at the time

Flak, your avatar may need a bit of work, but it's priceless.

What is it with you guys and your friggin scrotes? You and HDT should work together to find a solution for your respective testicular tendernesses.

Rain forecast for today. Looks like no cricket for Expat

Nearly fell off my friggen chair this morning......reading the Bay Crits start list, #64 Ray Forbes!!!!

One of the funniest, craziest, borderline nutbags you'll ever meet. Would turn up on the Hell Ride in July wearing shorts, jersey, no socks oiled-up like a Turkish wrestler.

Piss funny.

Paid a shedload for some exotic Ducati road missile from the States.....then tried to motorpace us on it down Beach Rd!!! More hilarity...

Motorpace behind a Duke? I'd like to try that. If only I could find my 108 tooth chainring.

Here you go...

So you're saying your sac's never been black? You sure? You ever looked? Maybe there's a whole pandemic of black sacs out there in the riding community but it's going unnoticed since everyones to scared to put their head between their legs, flip their snag and have a look? It could be the end of our species as we know it! Look to your sacs! Look to your sacs before it's to late!!!

personly, i think a little colour would be nice to go with the discomfort.....

I guess there's no Mrs. Badsac then?

Dang! I was on a good wicket too. (Whatever that means)

Geezus, what monster was riding that thing? Must be nearly 7 foot tall.

Not really....Andreas Kappes. It's a stayers or demi-fond bike.

The front wheel is 24 inch to get right in behind the pacer and over the front wheel.

Is Kappes still racing? I thought he burnt a hole in the beaker and got 2 years.....?

i wasnt aware you could use the flywheel off a 1980 holden commodore on a track bike.....

Works better with the Peter Brock 'polariser'.

Ah, makes visual sense now.
<-- takes off beer goggles