Dude, seriously? Post somewhere else for your ten posts.....or at least say something of interest, not this ^ crap....

I'm an embarrassment to the sport of bicycle racing.

I'm going to go back and start deleting old posts to keep my post count under 40K.

It has the potential to drive half of you utterly insane.

See?

But I figure if I can get skinny enough and I do a few intervals I can hold onto those guys for a race or a ride.

And some days, I actually can. I will agree with the 33 on one thing: riding with Freds can really suck. I'd much rather chase the 33ers, their overly stuffed egos, massive delusions, and pernicious elitism notwithstanding. At least they know how to ride. OK, except for the Team Organic moron who spontaneously fell off his bicycle in front of me in the pace line @ 25 mph, but I guess you'll get that.

Hey, if it can happen to Jens Voigt, it can happen to anyone.

Razor, shut up.

That is all.

That would make it 100%

I second this motion.
Now to go and bump the juniors thread

All in favor? Aye!

Opposed? *crickets chirp*

Motion passed.

Aw, come on guys, you gotta love his enthusiasm.

If Razor doesn't change his pretentious new BF name back to Razor, he should be banned like the Ryan F wannabe he is.

Enough of this seriousness. How about a Roast!

Can I get mine med rare?

It's a beautiful looking bike and I bet it rides like a magic carpet too.

+1 or 1 more as the case may be. The new name was briefly amusing, but it's over. Keeping it now is like leaving a doppleganger profile pic on on Facebook...

Kinda like if Ronnie Wood left Helen Thomas on his page... funny at first, but ultimately just creepy.
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It rides like a brick. At least that's what I thought at first. Now after six months I find it feeling a bit mushy at times. I LIKE it now. Go figure. Suffice it to say that no matter how stiff CF may feel at first, it has some road shock absorption capabilities that alu frames do not. The last bike this stiff I owned was a late 90's Cannondale CAAD 3, and that bike always rode like a brick.

Still no garmin... I'm getting excited and kinda worried that it got lost/stolen from my porch.

A great coworker of mine gave me a book; Bike Racing for Juniors. That was really nice, I've read some so far and it's quite interesting.