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That's because I have no way of knowing what person I have never heard of before on FB is actually midget from BF. PM me here, tell me what your actual name is, and I'll accept your FB friend request.

And I'm sure I will live to regret this magnanimous gesture.

patentcad

07-10-10 07:39 PM

I'm about to hit 41K posts. I'd look back to give botto the BF Post Count 'look', but whenever I try, he's so far behind me I can't even see him.

patentcad

07-10-10 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11091162)

I'm about to hit 41K posts. I'd look back to give botto the BF Post Count 'look', but whenever I try, he's so far behind me I can't even see him.

Some day I will share my Top Secret BF Post Inflation Secrets with you Freds.

mzeffex

07-10-10 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11091158)

I did, and now I can't find you. What did you do? You're very secretive.

patentcad

07-10-10 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11091166)

Some day I will share my Top Secret BF Post Inflation Secrets with you Freds.

But not this day.

Not this day.

mzeffex

07-10-10 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11091154)

Correct.

Frame, wheels, components, good.

Seatpost, stem, awful.

Bars are ok, but not great.

ls01	07-10-10 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11090280)

As you get older, your max hr progressively drops, mine is now 183-185 tops (it was 195+ when I started racing 20 years ago). Eventually it goes to zero, along with your resting hr. Then you'll really be fit.

yeah, fit for a box.

patentcad

07-10-10 07:44 PM

Who give a rat's ass about the seatpost and friggin stem? Good grief. That bike is nice.

patentcad

07-10-10 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ls01 (Post 11091193)

yeah, fit for a box.

Death is far less complicated than life. And life is over rated.

mzeffex

07-10-10 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11091194)

Who give a rat's ass about the seatpost and friggin stem? Good grief. That bike is nice.

They are crucial you know.

mzeffex

07-10-10 07:47 PM

Oh, and 400 pages looms.

patentcad

07-10-10 07:49 PM

Thank God I have Le Tour to distract me from the Mets implosion, which is occurring 55 days ahead of schedule this year. That team sucks worse at pro baseball than I suck at amateur racing, if you can even imagine such a thing.

ls01	07-10-10 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11090986)

The High Def TV coverage of the Tour is like the best TV I've ever watched in my entire pathetic middle aged sorry ass friggin life. 40" of Samsung LCD HD beauty 6' from my king sized bed.

And don't underestimate how much that latter setup juices up a middle aged love life with a little video porn on occasion.

On occasion. You know. Like once a month whether I need it or not.

OH god, how do I get those imiages out of my head?

patentcad

07-10-10 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ls01 (Post 11091218)

OH god, how do I get those imiages out of my head?

They are designed to be indelible. They will haunt you always. Until you are 50 and married for 20 years or so, and you'll say 'that Pcad, he knew what he was talking about'. Just hope and pray that when you're my age:

• you can still get it up without chemical assistance

• you love the woman you're married to enough to want to make love to her

• she feels the same way

• you're not dead yet

patentcad

07-10-10 07:55 PM

Of course, none of you are ever going to live to be my age. I'll dance on all your friggin graves.

ls01	07-10-10 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11091197)

Death is far less complicated from life. And life is over rated.

And yet we muddle along.

75 miles of muddling today. No where near the speeds of yesterday, I guess its back to my regularly scheduled suck fest.

Oh and I missed the hell of a ride today, eff me! 100 miles of pure sufferage, and I slept in. good God I suck.