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coasting 07-08-10 04:24 PM

i was humiliated by a 68 year old fat guy on a climb. care to explain that? the skinny is better for climbing excuse is out the window.

by the way, i am full of self loathing tonight.

Velo Vol 07-08-10 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 11080770)
care to explain that?

You still can't climb.

KiddSisko 07-08-10 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11080699)
I'm older than 90% of you Freds and I would pwn 98% of you on the road.

Has he yet to lay down the official challenge with Doomstock 2010, the group ride, the TT climbing event and the BBQ yet? That would certainly answer the question of just who is Fred, and who is not Fred.

coasting 07-08-10 04:52 PM

i think i worked out why road nazis yell so much. years ago when i first got my driver's licence, someone told me he was going to give me some sound advice that i should never forget. he said that if ever i am involved in a car accident, no matter how it happened and what i did right or wrong, the first thing i should do when i get out the car is to yell and scream abuse at the other driver. this way they immediately get intimidated and subconsciously accept they are in the wrong.

this i think is why the road nazis yell. to divert attention from their own self doubts. how's that for a theroy?

KiddSisko 07-08-10 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 11080872)
Has he yet to lay down the official challenge with Doomstock 2010, the group ride, the TT climbing event and the BBQ yet? That would certainly answer the question of just who is Fred, and who is not Fred.

And by "he" I meant you.

And by "you" I meant Pcad, not me.

coasting 07-08-10 04:53 PM

by the way, the only car accident i have been involved in was me rear ending a little car driven by an ancient old lady who could barely walk. i didn't have it in me to scream at her and i ended up paying for all the damage.

KiddSisko 07-08-10 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 11080893)
i think i worked out why road nazis yell so much. years ago when i first got my driver's licence, someone told me he was going to give me some sound advice that i should never forget. he said that if ever i am involved in a car accident, no matter how it happened and what i did right or wrong, the first thing i should do when i get out the car is to yell and scream abuse at the other driver. this way they immediately get intimidated and subconsciously accept they are in the wrong.

this i think is why the road nazis yell. to divert attention from their own self doubts. how's that for a theroy?

But what about the passing and dropping you part?

coasting 07-08-10 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 11080916)
But what about the passing and dropping you part?

i'm still working on excuses for those parts. give me time.

patentcad 07-08-10 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 11080770)
by the way, i am full of self loathing tonight.

See? This idiot sport is good for something.

Velo Vol 07-08-10 05:36 PM

Hey coasting,

Are you ready for your century? Is it possible to ride 100 in England without climbing a hill?

Velo Vol 07-08-10 05:37 PM

The temperature has plummeted to 92F.

Time for a ride.

coasting 07-08-10 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 11081102)
Hey coasting,

Are you ready for your century? Is it possible to ride 100 in England without climbing a hill?

Car's loaded up with camping gear and bike. I did a gentle ride this evening and tweaked the saddle height. Perfect preparation. I'm feeling optimistic.

patentcad 07-08-10 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 11081114)
The temperature has plummeted to 92F.

Time for a ride.

It's down to 79º here. The Big Heat has broken on the rocks of Mt. Doom.






It never lasts long here.

coasting 07-08-10 05:44 PM

your east coast heat wave made the news here. anyone would think it was some kind of major disaster.

rjones28 07-08-10 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 11080770)
i was humiliated by a 68 year old fat guy on a climb. care to explain that? the skinny is better for climbing excuse is out the window.

by the way, i am full of self loathing tonight.

You've come to the right place.

patentcad 07-08-10 05:54 PM

I did have a dream about botto last night.

Eff me, I do need a vacation.

patentcad 07-08-10 05:54 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 11081142)
your east coast heat wave made the news here. anyone would think it was some kind of major disaster.

The only real disaster since 9/11 in NY has been the Mets.

mzeffex 07-08-10 05:56 PM

Long day on Martha's Vineyard. I'm exhausted. Riding with bf member tomorrow. I would say who, but I don't know how to spell his username.

coasting 07-08-10 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11081176)
I did have a dream about botto last night.

Eff me, I do need a vacation.


did it involve a ramrod or sausages or cowboys?

heckler 07-08-10 06:14 PM

whyfi....you had a powermeter before clipless?

midgetmaestro 07-08-10 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by mzeffex (Post 11081193)
Long day on Martha's Vineyard. I'm exhausted. Riding with bf member tomorrow. I would say who, but I don't know how to spell his username.

is he a junior?

ls01 07-08-10 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11080699)
I'm older than 90% of you Freds and I would pwn 98% of you on the road.










But why bother?

Take it easy there pops! Dont get yourself all worked into a froth. Nobody here is trying to take away your delusions, they're safe. we know, ( all together now) We will see, we will all see. and rue the day.......

mzeffex 07-08-10 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by midgetmaestro (Post 11081282)
is he a junior?

Yeah, Denmark guy.

ls01 07-08-10 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 11080726)
I'd rather be part of the elite 1% and be pissing on you dorks from the 33, but I'm too old, fat and slow.

In other words his prostate wont cooperate. And they wont let him.

ls01 07-08-10 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 11080770)
i was humiliated by a 68 year old fat guy on a climb. care to explain that? the skinny is better for climbing excuse is out the window.

by the way, i am full of self loathing tonight.

You have come to the right place.


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