Originally Posted by RTDub (Post 15083027)

Killin' me, Smalls.

Pcad, what ever happened to the Addict? I haven't heard of it recently.

Originally Posted by RTDub (Post 15083027)

Killin' me, Smalls.

Pcad, what ever happened to the Addict? I haven't heard of it recently.

Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15083255)

Merry Christmas all.

My present to myself was 97 miles yesterday.

Originally Posted by Rowan (Post 15082215)

Yeah, but it gets worse... we're thinking of going back and doing it again!

It's quite a tough ride for the very reason LAJ says... the wash-and-rinse cycle can get quite monotonous. There are little highlights though... we slept in the doorway of a church, saw a beautiful sunrise, slept in the spookiest motel in the spookiest town (Attwood), watched a huge hammerhead cloud over Boulder on the way back and still were able to miss the lightning and rain, and slept on a side road (and I mean, slept on it)...

We're crazy, we have the certification. :D

Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15082794)

He likes short stories...;)

Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15082851)

f christmas.

Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 15083287)

What about Father Christmas?

Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15083291)

he's a fat git.

Originally Posted by datlas (Post 15082902)

Ugh, it's the best day of the week (weather-wise) to ride and I am stuck at work.

What kind of a moron has to work on xmas eve day?!?

Don't answer, that's what is called a rhetorical question.

Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin (Post 15082918)

No she drives a Rav4, but there has been a Ford Focus in her driveway a lot recently.

Originally Posted by surgeonstone (Post 15083307)

Don't you have access to a .50 cal sniper rifle? I hear they can put a bullet through an engine block.

Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15083256)

what about the 3 miles?

Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 15083299)

So, I guess he didn't bring you that pony again this year.

Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15083256)

what about the 3 miles?

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15083312)

Seriously.

Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15083318)

It's funny how we all think like that. It was around freezing, and I used more calories than I planned. The light was running low after five hours of use.
I wanted to send the dog sitter home earlier. I missed Bailey. I had a bike problem. There was an earthquake. Also a flood, and a hurricane. The end of the world was already passed. At midnight my bike turns into a pumpkin.
Did I miss anything?

Originally Posted by RTDub (Post 15083325)

Locusts.

Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15083318)

It's funny how we all think like that. It was around freezing, and I used more calories than I planned. The light was running low after five hours of use.

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15083312)

Seriously.

Originally Posted by banerjek (Post 15083348)

But this implies you chopped the last 3 miles off the ride which wouldn't get you home.

If you reduce the distance, a short cut needs to be made somewhere in the middle.

Originally Posted by surgeonstone (Post 15083417)

We have an ex member here that can give you hints on shortcuts.

Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15083318)

It's funny how we all think like that. It was around freezing, and I used more calories than I planned. The light was running low after five hours of use.
I wanted to send the dog sitter home earlier. I missed Bailey. I had a bike problem. There was an earthquake. Also a flood, and a hurricane. The end of the world was already passed. At midnight my bike turns into a pumpkin.
Did I miss anything?