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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143593)
He didn't want to ruin the kid's life.
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Originally Posted by TampaRaleigh
(Post 15143687)
If that's true, wear this and you'll be unbeatable.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143600)
No. That will look hot on your bike. I like the hubs. I think with the all black bike/wheels it will be great.
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Originally Posted by rjones28
(Post 15143754)
Did you require bacon rehab, or did you go cold turkey?
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Originally Posted by TampaRaleigh
(Post 15143687)
If that's true, wear this and you'll be unbeatable.
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Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin
(Post 15143409)
Funny I often thought of that offspring song in reference to my situation. I know see it more like RUOkie's idea about the "Outsider" by APC. That song nails how I feel right now. She called me today btw. I unfortunately answered it by accident. I forgot my iPhone at home and I forwarded the calls to my work phone, and I thought she was a customer calling me. The cool thing about it. I didn't enjoy the conversation one bit. I don't find her jokes funny anymore, and I find the sound of her voice rather repulsive. I wish I didn't answer her call.Anyway, yes I had court today. I lost my license for 6mo. I am granted driving privledges however. I have no will want or desire to introduce any poisons into my body. I am completely over it all. I have to go to a 72hr drivers intervention program on valentines day. How ironic? The whole thing is going to cost me about 2k by the time I get my license reinstated. I have only one thing left now. Racing bikes, it's all I want to do. Eff everything else. Unfortunately I need to bum rides to races until June.
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Originally Posted by sbxx1985
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Originally Posted by RollCNY
(Post 15143788)
I'm sorry, but the photo looks staged. Like hubs would ever sit still like that in the wild.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143593)
I was talking with a district court judge yesterday. He sentenced a 17 y/o who killed one of his best friends in a DUI accident to 10 yrs of community service among other things. If he keeps the terms, the sentence (felony manslaughter) will be wiped clean. He didn't want to ruin the kid's life.
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new golden Lexus in front of the office in preparation for showing it off to his colleagues. As he was stepping out, a truck came along and completely tore off the driver's side door. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and in less than five minutes a policeman arrived. But, before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how much work the body shop did on it. After the lawyer finally wound down, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. "My God," pondered the astonished policemen, "don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was obviously ripped off when the truck hit you!" "Oh my God!" screamed the lawyer, "my Rolex!!" ****** A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." ****** Lawyers should never ask a Louisiana grandma (or any grandma )a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, " Mrs. Jones , do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams . I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs. Jones , do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=292954 |
Originally Posted by rjones28
(Post 15143754)
Did you require bacon rehab, or did you go cold turkey?
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
(Post 15143755)
Too bad the 17 y/o wasn't so accommodating when he ruined (that is, ended) someone else's life.
Or they could send him to prison for 5-10. He will have a felony conviction and no education. He the. would have no chance. I asked the judge what the DA and the deceased parents thought of the sentence. Nobody argued. He said that the DA would have suggested it if he could have. |
Datlas, do you eat fake soy bacon?
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
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Too bad the 17 y/o wasn't so accommodating when he ruined (that is, ended) someone else's life.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143885)
Datlas, do you eat fake soy bacon?
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Oh my. Eating so much fibre is .... interesting.
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Originally Posted by coasting
(Post 15143907)
Oh my. Eating so much fibre is .... interesting.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143883)
Correct. But do you think the criminal justice system is for revenge or justice?
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Originally Posted by rjones28
(Post 15143926)
Some people don't seem to think there is a difference.
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I'm going to go for a ride later to test my new riding fuel. Sweet potatoes.
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Originally Posted by coasting
(Post 15143943)
I'm going to go for a ride later to test my new riding fuel. Sweet potatoes.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143883)
Correct. But do you think the criminal justice system is for revenge or justice? The kid killed his best friend. He effed up big time. He now needs to walk the straight and narrow for ten years. Then he gets his life back.
Or they could send him to prison for 5-10. He will have a felony conviction and no education. He the. would have no chance. I asked the judge what the DA and the deceased parents thought of the sentence. Nobody argued. He said that the DA would have suggested it if he could have. NBC tonight had a segment on the light sentences drivers get when they are texting and then hit people. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540...15590#50415590 Some drivers have only been sentenced to a few days in jail for killing people. How in the world are we going to get people to take this problem seriously when the consequence for killing an innocent person is a token slap on the wrist? |
Originally Posted by coasting
(Post 15143943)
I'm going to go for a ride later to test my new riding fuel. Sweet potatoes.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143949)
How do you carry a sweet potato on a bike ride? That could get messy.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
(Post 15143949)
How do you carry a sweet potato on a bike ride? That could get messy.
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Originally Posted by rjones28
(Post 15143958)
He could leave off the marshmallows.
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