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Old 12-14-04 | 03:52 PM
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You know the dad from The Incedibles? That's me.


I don't do hills.
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Old 12-14-04 | 06:52 PM
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No wonder you dudes ride beach road all year round and stay away from hills like the plague.
You're not wrong!! I'm 90kg ('at the moment'....as they say....ha), and I did one of the w@nker, bike shop boy, hill rides a few weeks ago, and every hill was like hitting a farkin brick wall!!
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:35 PM
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Hey 531, what do you ride?
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by badsac
I take it if Ed was riding he'd be much lumpier still?
Ed's lumpy all right. He looks like this:

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Old 12-14-04 | 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Ed's lumpy all right. He looks like this:

https://hoback.ncsa.uiuc.edu/~prajlic...ke_strauss.jpg
Isn't that 53-11 from the Top Gun School of W@nkers?
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Expatriate
Hey 531, what do you ride?
Well, I'm such a geek that I listed all my bikes/frames in my "public profile".

My main bikes are a 2004 Cervelo Superprodigy, a locally made(?) Kennedy Dedacciai 7003 (alu) bike,
my trusty old 531 that I've had for 12 years, and a Paconi 531 that I use as a commuter.

I have 2 other hunks of junks for commuting, and 4 other frames: a cracked 1999 Specialized Allez,
another Kennedy Dedacciai 7003, a really old 531 frame, and a 1998 Giant TCR Team alu that was given to me.

I bought the Specialized frame for $100, 2nd hand but barely used, and it is so smooth I still
can't believe that such a cheap hunk of a frame could be so nice. It's not light either; the frame
alone is 1727g

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Old 12-14-04 | 07:46 PM
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So you're saying it ain't the weight of the bike slowing you on hills?
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:49 PM
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I'm here...geez a man is struggling to get a word in....you guys taken some happy pills?...gossiping worse than women!.........a bike shop boy with a LOOK?.....obviously showing more brains than I give 'em credit for. Leon sells 'em, so no wonder I s'pose. Went out to the airport tonight.....bloody windy out there.....pushing 39-19 into it at 25kph HR @ 150...no fun!
That was me yesterday, absolutely. I was so farken pissy - had that headwind for an hour an a half from my place all the way to Werribee South. Even sittin' on 43kph in the tailwind up Duncans Rd. didn't bring a smile to my face yesterday.

What a tough day. *sigh*

Have any of you guys ever caught the train out to Lilydale and gone out to Healesville-Toolangi-Kinglake-St.Andrews-Hurstbridge.....or South from Lilydale down Monbulk Rd through Silvan-Monbulk-Emerald-Upper Beaconsfield?

I'm looking for something different to do, gettin' a bit bored of the usual haunts.
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:50 PM
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So you're saying it ain't the weight of the bike slowing you on hills?
Ha!! Definitely not, although the lighter bikes do feel quicker up the hills, but I suspect it's only a perception -- how much difference can 1kg make on a bike? I dunno.

At the risk of sounding like a hero/w@nker/tossa, there are guys that can barely hold my wheel on the flats, but when we get to the hills, it's the other way around with the exact same guys, and it's gotta be coz I'm 20kg heavier than them
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
Have any of you guys ever caught the train out to Lilydale and gone out to Healesville-Toolangi-Kinglake-St.Andrews-Hurstbridge.....or South from Lilydale down Monbulk Rd through Silvan-Monbulk-Emerald-Upper Beaconsfield?
Nope. Never.
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
Have any of you guys ever caught the train out to Lilydale and gone out to Healesville-Toolangi-Kinglake-.
Nah, but I often rode to Lilydale in the old days, before the traffic got hideous -- really nice out there.
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Old 12-14-04 | 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Ha!! Definitely not, although the lighter bikes do feel quicker up the hills, but I suspect it's only a perception -- how much difference can 1kg make on a bike? I dunno.

At the risk of sounding like a hero/w@nker/tossa, there are guys that can barely hold my wheel on the flats, but when we get to the hills, it's the other way around with the exact same guys, and it's gotta be coz I'm 20kg heavier than them
I hear that. Even in the bush, I can't climb a grinding hill. A technical one, yes. On the flats, I do ok. But through the rough or downhill stuff, I put heaps of faith in my brakes and whoever certified my helmet, and just go for it, and I'm mostly untouchable. I weigh in the (upper?) 90kg range too, and always figured bike weight was more of a psychological thing. Within reason of course.
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Cool. Yeah man, it's all about weight in the hills. All the hillclimbing weenies are under 70kgs, we don't stand a chance in the power-to-weight stakes. Even if you were on a 15lb bike, those guys would still leave us for dead once we hit the hills.

No chance of making your bike 20kgs lighter either
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Old 12-14-04 | 08:02 PM
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Yeah, I suspect my lighter bikes feel faster coz they're stiffer, and have newer wheels, etc.....who knows.....
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No chance of making your bike 20kgs lighter either
Some of the guys would be under 65kg!! 25kg is A LOT OF EXTRA WEIGHT, even if
some of it is in my legs and my @ss
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Old 12-14-04 | 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Thylacine

Have any of you guys ever caught the train out to Lilydale and gone out to Healesville-Toolangi-Kinglake-St.Andrews-Hurstbridge.....or South from Lilydale down Monbulk Rd through Silvan-Monbulk-Emerald-Upper Beaconsfield?

Ridden that route plenty of times (the ol' Wednesday ride from the Rngwood clock tower).....never caugh the train out there tho....
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Old 12-14-04 | 08:08 PM
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Hey, if they're under 65kg, invite 'em to play footy sometime...
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Old 12-14-04 | 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ed073
Ridden that route plenty of times (the ol' Wednesday ride from the Rngwood clock tower).....never caugh the train out there tho....
I've gotta re-post coz I reckon you might've missed your portrait


Ed's lumpy, all right. He looks like this:

https://hoback.ncsa.uiuc.edu/~prajlic...ke_strauss.jpg
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Old 12-14-04 | 08:29 PM
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Back to the serious stuff:

Michael Slater has dropped a few bombshells in an interview with Inside Cricket.

I hate it when i here about a hot rumour going around on email, and I'm never invloved!!!
Apparently there was a rumour that "Slats" was the father of Gilchrist's baby.
I NEVER GET THESE EMAILs

And what was the other one about someone bangin' heaps of chicks on tour, or something?
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Old 12-14-04 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
You're not wrong!! I'm 90kg ('at the moment'....as they say....ha), and I did one of the w@nker, bike shop boy, hill rides a few weeks ago, and every hill was like hitting a farkin brick wall!!
When I was 21 I was 68 kg. A fit fighting machine I was. 6 weeks ago I was 90 kg. Never really lost more than 2 kg at a time in my life. After 6 weeks of feeling like I have to ride my (for me) flash bike, I'm down to 82, and proud of myself. I really was getting to fat. So those hill's will be in trouble soon.

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Back to the serious stuff:

Michael Slater has dropped a few bombshells in an interview with Inside Cricket.

I hate it when i here about a hot rumour going around on email, and I'm never invloved!!!
Apparently there was a rumour that "Slats" was the father of Gilchrist's baby.
I NEVER GET THESE EMAILs

And what was the other one about someone bangin' heaps of chicks on tour, or something?
Didn't really read the article, but I know of what you speak. Help when you work with an ex state/ODI umpire to keep you up with the goss.

As for slats pleading his case (and remeber I didn't really read the article), why is he and Gilly still not good friends, and why does he feel betrayed by his teamamtes if there was no substance to the rumours?
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Old 12-14-04 | 10:58 PM
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it's spooky and quiet in here. Two solid hours of silence. That can't be healthy. It's almost as if everyone is doing real work!

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I guess Aussies actually do work, huh?



All's quiet on the Aussie home front...

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Old 12-14-04 | 11:04 PM
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I guess Aussies actually do work, huh?



All's quiet on the Aussie home front...

Koffee
Jeez...you gotta get some sleep.

What time zone are you on? East, west, central?

https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/full.html?sort=1
Actually, it's not that late: 12:09 am in the east
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
Jeez...you gotta get some sleep.

What time zone are you on? East, west, central?

https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/full.html?sort=1
Actually, it's not that late: 12:09 am in New York
ROFLMAO.

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guess Aussies actually do work, huh?
There's an old saying that some Aussies wouldn't work in an iron lung
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Old 12-14-04 | 11:09 PM
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ROFLMAO. :rolfmao:
Like I keep sayin': who is Rolf Mao?
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