Fixed Gear 102
#27
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Originally Posted by travsi
another good trick is to learn how to
fly across the hoods of cars, then roll
when you land ...its all about the rolling.
fly across the hoods of cars, then roll
when you land ...its all about the rolling.
(and while I'm being a smartass, I don't disagree that this is actually extremely important, like in martial arts where the first thing they teach you is how to fall and not e.g. break your wrists)
#28
...leaving skid marks

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From: NYC (chinatown, w.vill, morningside)
Bikes: fuji track se ('02) | independent fabrication crown jewel ('04)
Originally Posted by marqueemoon
Puma should design its own version of the Flair* especially for radical fixed ridin' doods. I hear all the messengers wear em'. Maybe 102 could come free with purchase.
*"Damn that's a long lace!"
*"Damn that's a long lace!"
#29
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a: fyi puma's been proactive in track cycling since before most of y'all's registration dates.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
#30
Originally Posted by moki
Yeah, kind of how Ford Motors has been proactive in curing breast cancer. Banner flying, fake tattoo distributing, mallcred bull*****.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
#31
Originally Posted by moki
Yeah, kind of how Ford Motors has been proactive in curing breast cancer. Banner flying, fake tattoo distributing, mallcred bull*****.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
#32
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Puma=SHOES AND SPORTSWEAR, why the hell would they make a super limited edition track frame?
It's a german company first of all, and super limited edition italian track bikes are allready limited enough. Let the sportswear makers make apparel, and the framebuilders can make bikes.
It's a german company first of all, and super limited edition italian track bikes are allready limited enough. Let the sportswear makers make apparel, and the framebuilders can make bikes.
cultural poaching? get off your fücking high horse. repairing the surface at kissena is about the best thing anyone could do for track cycling in this city. far more beneficial for the sport than giving some messenger a fancy bicycle
Resurfacing Kissena was a cool move. Impressed by the hostility, chief. Pooma still sucks, tho. Maybe a little less than other SHOES AND SPORTSWEAR KORPORATIONS.
#36
just a tangential reference to the topic and contents of this thread: puma and adidas were founded in the same city (Herzogenaurach, DE) by two brothers (Adolf and Rudolf Dassler). this is where the name Adidas comes from. in german, a common shortening of Adolf is Adi, so his company is named with the first letters of his names (adi dassler). in the beginning the two worked together but differences between the brothers led to Rudolf splitting off and founding his company, Puma. To this day both companies have their HQ in Herzogenaurach, though Adidas has a fairly long history of ownership change.
personally i prefer adidas to puma, but both of them manufacture their gear in southeast asia anyway, so take that for what it's worth. and ride your damn bike, ffs.
personally i prefer adidas to puma, but both of them manufacture their gear in southeast asia anyway, so take that for what it's worth. and ride your damn bike, ffs.
#37
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Bikes: Tarmac, Humble, Makino, Schwinn
why are you posting? shouldn't you be out fighting traffic and getting doored? quit slacking and get yo ass to work... oh and next time we have a get together your ass better be reachable... no lame excuses!
#39
How to run a red light:
1. Roll down windows.
2. Turn up "Remix to Ignition" by R.Kelly
3. Take left hand off steering wheel, make a fist and raise in the air.
4. Take right hand off steering wheel and making "indian wooping" noise, ala Hollywood.
5. Close eyes.
6. Floor it.
(assuming of course, you are driving the copany Hummer)
1. Roll down windows.
2. Turn up "Remix to Ignition" by R.Kelly
3. Take left hand off steering wheel, make a fist and raise in the air.
4. Take right hand off steering wheel and making "indian wooping" noise, ala Hollywood.
5. Close eyes.
6. Floor it.
(assuming of course, you are driving the copany Hummer)
#41
Originally Posted by Mouton
I appreciate this more as a statement about spor's (crazy) riding style. I am taking out life insurance on you, man. Thats easy money!
I just have magic powers.
#43
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From: SF
Bikes: Tarmac, Humble, Makino, Schwinn
people'd be getting wacked left and right... I have a few people in mind that I wouldn't mind collecting some insurance on...
no sinister smilie to use... or burns saying 'excellent...'
no sinister smilie to use... or burns saying 'excellent...'
#44
#45
wouldn't it be fixed gear 201? i mean, most courses jump a level.
eddie's on point. if it will sell and you don't need it, ****ing sling it! who cares what someone's doing with it on the other end.
my friend was selling worn pairs of *dark* socks to some dude for 6 months at $20 a pair. $20 a day for wearing socks is pretty awesome.
eddie's on point. if it will sell and you don't need it, ****ing sling it! who cares what someone's doing with it on the other end.
my friend was selling worn pairs of *dark* socks to some dude for 6 months at $20 a pair. $20 a day for wearing socks is pretty awesome.
#46
Originally Posted by moki
POS
Did you remember your meds?
Resurfacing Kissena was a cool move. Impressed by the hostility, chief. Pooma still sucks, tho. Maybe a little less than other SHOES AND SPORTSWEAR KORPORATIONS.
Did you remember your meds?
Resurfacing Kissena was a cool move. Impressed by the hostility, chief. Pooma still sucks, tho. Maybe a little less than other SHOES AND SPORTSWEAR KORPORATIONS.
#47
i ride through redlights all the time. where it gets tricky is riding between cars against traffic and going through an intersection at rush hour. bob and weave its like football. except you dont hit anyone unless someone opens their car door on you.
#48
pumas involvement in track cycling is a trade. they offer support and in turn get "street cred" and advertising opportunities. if the collective culture and community didn't want them around, they wouldn't have the opportunity to be involved. obviously that's not the case. i personally prefer my life as corporation free as possible, but to each his/her own.
#49
Originally Posted by evanyc
pumas involvement in track cycling is a trade. they offer support and in turn get "street cred" and advertising opportunities. if the collective culture and community didn't want them around, they wouldn't have the opportunity to be involved. obviously that's not the case. i personally prefer my life as corporation free as possible, but to each his/her own.
plus they make those vegan friendly shoes for the kids who say they're vegan then go eat steak with their parents.
#50
Originally Posted by moki
Yeah, kind of how Ford Motors has been proactive in curing breast cancer. Banner flying, fake tattoo distributing, mallcred bull*****.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
I'm not hating because Puma is Big Biz. I'm hating cuz they're half-assed. If puma really gave a rats ass about fixed gear/track riding, they'd sell a real bike, not some slingshot/brompton/integrated cablelock ripoff POS. A super-ltd edition lugged frame with sick paint. Give that thing away as an alleycat prize, proceeds from the race going to the emergency messenger fund.
If they were the least bit serious, they'd come out with a decently stiff pair of shoes and a rain jacket. But no. Sweatshopped leisurewear as far as the eye can see.
Cultural poaching will always be part of the corporate toolkit. Puma just sucks at it.
Good luck.
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