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koyman 05-12-06 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by brunop
I WAS JOKING!!! AND I AM SORRY! CAN I COME OUT OF MY ROOM NOW?

please.:rolleyes: :) :o

(see my above post!! i really was jokin'!! couldn't ya tell?? gosh!):)


I hope y'all can see this one.

mplsminx 05-12-06 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by lunacycle
Nope, only penny farthings and unicycles should be allowed. Oh, and children's tricycles, too.

i guess i'll hand over my screen name to my tricycle-riding 2-year-old daughter, who is clearly way, way more hardcore than i.

onetwentyeight 05-12-06 11:48 AM

most 2 year olds are way more hardcore than any of us will ever be.

*new*guy 05-12-06 11:52 AM

If the brunop rode a SS, he'd get to at least 39MPH going over whatevatheF' bridge that was.

LóFarkas 05-12-06 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by onetwentyeight
most 2 year olds are way more hardcore than any of us will ever be.

Word.

Direct drive, skid and Y-turn.

http://www.alleycat.hu/filmek/kisfil...0713-zsiga.mov

Ceya 05-12-06 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Re-Cycle
That’s hilarious, you fixed gear elitists who are emulating messengers who are emulating track racers are gona point fingers. How about everyone ride their freaking bikes and STFU.


Track bike riding messengers didn't start out emulating track racers. sorry.. For modern day - 1980s it was easier to ride as most in the ghetto rode them. also most people from the islands was riding them also in NYC.

Yes were racers also.

Just as stated before just go ride. I am going to ride mine.

By the way I am building a single speed!

S/F,
CEYA!

teiaperigosa 05-12-06 12:28 PM

too much talk on this forum about what other people are riding and how its not poser enough for yall posers...

who cares...ride and let ride

max-a-mill 05-12-06 12:52 PM

i saw a guy riding brakeless the other day....

THEN HE STARTED COASTING. he coulda had a coaster brake but i sure didn't see it.

scary how much some will do to keep up with style!

to all the brakeless singlespeeders in the world; YOUR IDIOTS!

Aeroplane 05-12-06 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by LóFarkas

Word, that kid is hauling ass too! I'll be he goes through tires like nothing.

onetwentyeight 05-12-06 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by max-a-mill
to all the brakeless singlespeeders in the world; YOUR IDIOTS!

you're. stupid morno.


:p

celephaiz 05-12-06 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by max-a-mill
i saw a guy riding brakeless the other day....

THEN HE STARTED COASTING. he coulda had a coaster brake but i sure didn't see it.

scary how much some will do to keep up with style!

to all the brakeless singlespeeders in the world; YOUR IDIOTS!

saw him too the other day. I was riding up walnut toward the bridge and 2 guys turn from 22nd onto walnut in front of me and coast toward 23rd st. The thing was, one guy clearly had no brake levers so i'm like WTF? well to slow at the red light, dude puts his foot on the ground to slow himself but the light turned green and he got to keep going. Now since i negotiate traffic a bit worse than my buddy, i passed them to catch up with him. GUess they thought i was racing them or something because i get to my friend at the 76 turnoff and slow back to normal pace then the brakeless ss dude comes flying past us chugging hard as he can. The second he passes us, he coasts and puts his foot on the ground presumably to come undercontrol to go down the other side of the hill timing that light right. took him literally like 250 ft of dragging his foot to slow down.

whatever, for real thought whats the difference between being an idiot and being hardcore? If it wasn't stupid, it wouldnt be hardcore.

dudeman 05-12-06 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by max-a-mill

to all the brakeless singlespeeders in the world; YOUR IDIOTS!

i'm telling ted shred!

Your Therapist 05-12-06 01:11 PM

I'm getting a better understand of the fixation with "fixed" reading this thread. ...boys that were beaten by their fathers ...dominated by their mothers.

That explains the hate part of this.

Keep this rolling boys. I need more information

dudeman 05-12-06 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by brunop
I WAS JOKING!!! AND I AM SORRY! CAN I COME OUT OF MY ROOM NOW?

please.:rolleyes: :) :o

(see my above post!! i really was jokin'!! couldn't ya tell?? gosh!):)

this was much more fun when you were not joking.

Serendipper 05-12-06 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by hyperRevue
Dick doesn't get censored?
Interesting...

He was already impeached, died, and went to see the boatman. He's gotta be censored too?:)

Burd 05-12-06 01:28 PM

This thread reminds me of a bunch of Star Wars fanboy dorks sitting up all night in their mom's basement eating cheetos and getting into slap-fights over whether Yoda could kick Mace Windu's ass. I ride the freewheel side of my flip-flop hub quite frequently on one of my bikes. If one of you girl-pants wearing dumbasses ever comes up to me on the road and acts all hard-up because I'm not riding the fixed side, I will laugh so hard in your face that I'll probably vomit on your Chrome Metro bag. I actually hope this happens someday, I would thoroughly enjoy making fun of you.

visitordesign 05-12-06 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by Burd
This thread reminds me of a bunch of Star Wars fanboy dorks sitting up all night in their mom's basement eating cheetos and getting into slap-fights over whether Yoda could kick Mace Windu's ass. I ride the freewheel side of my flip-flop hub quite frequently on one of my bikes. If one of you girl-pants wearing dumbasses ever comes up to me on the road and acts all hard-up because I'm not riding the fixed side, I will laugh so hard in your face that I'll probably vomit on your Chrome Metro bag. I actually hope this happens someday, I would thoroughly enjoy making fun of you.


bile is the new black. i'm down!

Serendipper 05-12-06 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by Burd
This thread reminds me of a bunch of Star Wars fanboy dorks sitting up all night in their mom's basement eating cheetos and getting into slap-fights over whether Yoda could kick Mace Windu's ass. I ride the freewheel side of my flip-flop hub quite frequently on one of my bikes. If one of you girl-pants wearing dumbasses ever comes up to me on the road and acts all hard-up because I'm not riding the fixed side, I will laugh so hard in your face that I'll probably vomit on your Chrome Metro bag. I actually hope this happens someday, I would thoroughly enjoy making fun of you.

You are soooo not cool.Drink the Kool-Aid, or step off the premisis, boy. What's your name again? I'm sorry, you're not on the list. Buh-bye.:)

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dirtyphotons 05-12-06 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by Your Therapist
...dominated by their mothers.

and still have a taste for it. call me!

edzo 05-12-06 01:40 PM

it ain't fakin if both of the fakers legs are bleeding

and you still can't keep up

Your Therapist 05-12-06 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by dirtyphotons
and still have a taste for it. call me!

I'm not your mother, dirty. But I do have a fee based fantasy session that might interest you, ...son. ;)

Moximitre 05-12-06 01:46 PM

*closes drapes and locks door.

Serendipper 05-12-06 01:51 PM

http://www.galeon.com/colombiaflat/t...ipbicycles.jpg

What part don't you understand?

marqueemoon 05-12-06 01:56 PM

There are tons of "brakeless" coaster brake conversions in Seattle. At least the kids these days* are riding bikes.

*I am even more officially old today.

mrRed 05-12-06 01:58 PM

I faked it once ... afterwards I felt cheap, and dirty and couldn't stop wishing the yiz would wear off so the whiskey would kick in and I could sleep.


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