clouds taste metalic bike is win

Right, we wouldn't want to push the threads regarding Spoke Cards or Hoodies off the front page.

PS: Next time just stick the photos of your bike in a thread labeled "The Fixed Look" or something similar and lament about how it looks all cluttered. You'll get plenty of dumbass replies but nobody will bag on you for having a separate thread for your bike. Better yet, start a thread about which top tube protector would complement the paint scheme. Lots of looks, same useless commentary.

There's a thread about hoodies and spoke-cards? Awesome! Can you link to it? Also, I've been thinking about getting rid of my front brake, and then participating in Critical Mass...

:D

Dude do you jerk off about this thing or something?

^ Troll?

thats just beautiful....what kind of bars are those?

P.s. your bike isn't that great

Naw. I seriously love bikes. I seriously ride bikes. I have a history with bikes. I knew that if I teased you about "common" bikes and the like that you would light up like skyrockets. I don't think my bike is any better than anyone else's bike. I probably don't ride half as well as 90% of you, technically. My stuff is old and retro, like me but it is such a hoot to see someone go off and call my bike "ugly" because I dared to put up my own thread regarding my own bike when there was already a perfectly good sticky up there for pictures of your bike. What are we all doing here if we are not bragging about our bike and the good deal we got on this part and look how special this makes the bike when I do this.

Here, I'll make it even easier for you to hurl insults at me. I'll put up a link to a page on my own .com with pictures of bikes and bike related stuff and it won't even take up any space on Bike Forums servers.


Now you can go look and come back here and tell me what is wrong with my photography and the bikes and my attitude. And..... it is not trolling when I say that if you want to make a real fool out of me and not an ass out of yourself, all you have to do is come down and ride with me. You out-ride me and we'll both have had a good day's ride! Put yer pedals where your mouth is.

Oops! It's still publishing so the pictures might not actually be uploaded for a bit. Wait about an hour and don't go look at any of the other pages there.

i'm not going all the way down to jacksonville to outride some self-obessed old chump.



EDIT: hee hee im gonna look at all the other pagesssss

Bike porno? Wow, that could combine two of my favorite things to do! What an idea!

sir thats gross

This guy will be chewing on his handlebar tape when I show up in his town on the bike having ridden there from Jacksonville, Florida like an old chump.

Dood, seriously, don't look at the other pages! You're gonna hurt your brain.

Hey, you're the one who brought up the subject. Who's the troll here anyway?

i love the bar stem combo

are you serious? that bike deserves to be buried in the photo post.......

lol @ poster

you do not have deep v's therefore your bike is a piece of shiit

Yeah I got your mom.

Alright, first off, i'm not a guy, i'm a kid. They're different. I don't have bar tape, I have grips. And your web design hurt my brain enough. Your bike isn't special, it's just like every other conversion out there. Make a thread about something worthwhile, which your bike is not.

It's official. This is the worst thread ever.

Hahahaha.... I told you it would hurt your brain!

raven stfu already no one cares anymore

What a stupidly vague thread title.

Hey, who you calling a shiit sunni?

Yeah, I can tell, a hundred eighty five hits and about twenty five replies in 2 hours. God I hate it when people ignore my threads.

But..... you guys were real fun.