Addiction III
12-22-10 | 06:51 AM
#4501
Scarlet Knight
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 11,271
Likes: 14
From: In a Haggard Song
Bikes: 2009 ORBEA Onix Rival. 2012 Felt Breed, 1999 Raleigh 500
One of the best things about this season is getting the daily email from Victoria's Secret. Just brings a smile to my day.
12-22-10 | 06:58 AM
#4502
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 15,669
Likes: 0
From: Western MA
Bikes: Yes
12-22-10 | 07:17 AM
#4503
Junk Mile Junkie
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 6,465
Likes: 2
From: Webster, NY
hola bicicleta asoma (yeah, I know that's not right)
Last edited by Tulex; 12-22-10 at 07:21 AM.
12-22-10 | 07:45 AM
#4504
Administrator
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 34,369
Likes: 8,510
From: Hudson Valley, NY
Bikes: Merlin Cyrene '04; Bridgestone RB-1 '92
But you guys can handle it.
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12-22-10 | 07:57 AM
#4506
VFL For Life
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 54,150
Likes: 2,429
From: Knoxville, TN
Bikes: Velo Volmobile
12-22-10 | 07:59 AM
#4507
Junk Mile Junkie
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 6,465
Likes: 2
From: Webster, NY
And I just watched part of that road video you posted. Now that's entertainment.
Sounded like Ben Stein on downers.
12-22-10 | 08:13 AM
#4508
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 3,113
Likes: 132
From: WNY
Bikes: Factor O2, Caad10, Caad2
12-22-10 | 08:15 AM
#4509
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 14,723
Likes: 21
Bikes: Cervélo S2
Hey it's Tulex!
12-22-10 | 08:23 AM
#4510
Still can't climb
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 23,024
Likes: 6
From: Limey in Taiwan
Dumb story:
When I was little, I had this sweet red polyester jump suit with a belt that I wore one year to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving. They lived on a dairy farm. It had snowed early that year, and there was a pretty good amount of accumulation. Snow is fun, so I went outside to play with my brothers and cousins. They were all a bit older (brothers are 8 & 12 years older, cousins about the same). It was dark out and at some point I decided to eat some snow. It tasted funny, like there was probably dirt in it or something.
My loving siblings started laughing at me, and said I'd eaten cow poop. Of course eating cow poop meant I was going to turn into a cow, or so they said, so I ran screaming into the house. My parents and aunts and uncles were all inside the house, sitting around a table playing sheepshead. They all asked what was wrong, and after I'd blubbered out that I'd eaten poop laden snow and I was going to turn into a cow, they told me to turn around. One of them shouted out "Oh look! You've already grown a tail!" and pulled on one end of the belt that had come undone. I burst into tears. They all burst into laughter.
Good times.
When I was little, I had this sweet red polyester jump suit with a belt that I wore one year to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving. They lived on a dairy farm. It had snowed early that year, and there was a pretty good amount of accumulation. Snow is fun, so I went outside to play with my brothers and cousins. They were all a bit older (brothers are 8 & 12 years older, cousins about the same). It was dark out and at some point I decided to eat some snow. It tasted funny, like there was probably dirt in it or something.
My loving siblings started laughing at me, and said I'd eaten cow poop. Of course eating cow poop meant I was going to turn into a cow, or so they said, so I ran screaming into the house. My parents and aunts and uncles were all inside the house, sitting around a table playing sheepshead. They all asked what was wrong, and after I'd blubbered out that I'd eaten poop laden snow and I was going to turn into a cow, they told me to turn around. One of them shouted out "Oh look! You've already grown a tail!" and pulled on one end of the belt that had come undone. I burst into tears. They all burst into laughter.
Good times.
great story.
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12-22-10 | 08:28 AM
#4512
Junk Mile Junkie
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 6,465
Likes: 2
From: Webster, NY
Dumb story:
When I was little, I had this sweet red polyester jump suit with a belt that I wore one year to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving. They lived on a dairy farm. It had snowed early that year, and there was a pretty good amount of accumulation. Snow is fun, so I went outside to play with my brothers and cousins. They were all a bit older (brothers are 8 & 12 years older, cousins about the same). It was dark out and at some point I decided to eat some snow. It tasted funny, like there was probably dirt in it or something.
My loving siblings started laughing at me, and said I'd eaten cow poop. Of course eating cow poop meant I was going to turn into a cow, or so they said, so I ran screaming into the house. My parents and aunts and uncles were all inside the house, sitting around a table playing sheepshead. They all asked what was wrong, and after I'd blubbered out that I'd eaten poop laden snow and I was going to turn into a cow, they told me to turn around. One of them shouted out "Oh look! You've already grown a tail!" and pulled on one end of the belt that had come undone. I burst into tears. They all burst into laughter.
Good times.
When I was little, I had this sweet red polyester jump suit with a belt that I wore one year to my aunt and uncle's house for Thanksgiving. They lived on a dairy farm. It had snowed early that year, and there was a pretty good amount of accumulation. Snow is fun, so I went outside to play with my brothers and cousins. They were all a bit older (brothers are 8 & 12 years older, cousins about the same). It was dark out and at some point I decided to eat some snow. It tasted funny, like there was probably dirt in it or something.
My loving siblings started laughing at me, and said I'd eaten cow poop. Of course eating cow poop meant I was going to turn into a cow, or so they said, so I ran screaming into the house. My parents and aunts and uncles were all inside the house, sitting around a table playing sheepshead. They all asked what was wrong, and after I'd blubbered out that I'd eaten poop laden snow and I was going to turn into a cow, they told me to turn around. One of them shouted out "Oh look! You've already grown a tail!" and pulled on one end of the belt that had come undone. I burst into tears. They all burst into laughter.
Good times.
12-22-10 | 08:29 AM
#4513
Still can't climb
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 23,024
Likes: 6
From: Limey in Taiwan
no one missed you, tulex.
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
12-22-10 | 08:33 AM
#4515
Still can't climb
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 23,024
Likes: 6
From: Limey in Taiwan
i'm feeling really pleased with myself. the snow has been melting fast today so i went out for lunch and on the way back i saw a doughnut in a bakery. filled with jam and covered with sugar. i ate it. first doughnut in a year and a half. delicious.
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
12-22-10 | 08:41 AM
#4517
Still can't climb
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 23,024
Likes: 6
From: Limey in Taiwan
did gator just jump out of the cake?
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
12-22-10 | 08:45 AM
#4519
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 2,784
Likes: 0
From: Atl, GA
If anyone is bored and want's a quick laugh, go here and start at the second paragraph. It is a judge's opinion on a lawsuit filed by Bolivia in Texas federal courts, and the judge is nothing shy of a complete smart-ass. It made me lol
12-22-10 | 08:48 AM
#4520
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 14,723
Likes: 21
Bikes: Cervélo S2
I liked the "somewhat dated globe."
12-22-10 | 08:49 AM
#4521
Still can't climb
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 23,024
Likes: 6
From: Limey in Taiwan
talking of law, i heard the most ridiculous blood boiling crap today.
i had cleared the snow in front of my house because i did not want the melting snow to become a lethal ice sheet. today a neighbour told me that he heard that if people fall in front of my house, the fact that i had cleared it meant they could sue me for not clearing it adequately and black ice caused them to fall. if i didn't clear it at all, it would not be my fault but the local council's fault and this is why most people do not clear away snow.
people suck. F them.
i had cleared the snow in front of my house because i did not want the melting snow to become a lethal ice sheet. today a neighbour told me that he heard that if people fall in front of my house, the fact that i had cleared it meant they could sue me for not clearing it adequately and black ice caused them to fall. if i didn't clear it at all, it would not be my fault but the local council's fault and this is why most people do not clear away snow.
people suck. F them.
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
12-22-10 | 08:52 AM
#4522
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 2,784
Likes: 0
From: Atl, GA
talking of law, i heard the most ridiculous blood boiling crap today.
i had cleared the snow in front of my house because i did not want the melting snow to become a lethal ice sheet. today a neighbour told me that he heard that if people fall in front of my house, the fact that i had cleared it meant they could sue me for not clearing it adequately and black ice caused them to fall. if i didn't clear it at all, it would not be my fault but the local council's fault and this is why most people do not clear away snow.
people suck. F them.
i had cleared the snow in front of my house because i did not want the melting snow to become a lethal ice sheet. today a neighbour told me that he heard that if people fall in front of my house, the fact that i had cleared it meant they could sue me for not clearing it adequately and black ice caused them to fall. if i didn't clear it at all, it would not be my fault but the local council's fault and this is why most people do not clear away snow.
people suck. F them.
12-22-10 | 08:52 AM
#4523
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 15,669
Likes: 0
From: Western MA
Bikes: Yes
Blame BLR.
12-22-10 | 08:54 AM
#4524
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 2,784
Likes: 0
From: Atl, GA
I'm one of the good guys.
12-22-10 | 08:55 AM
#4525
Still can't climb
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 23,024
Likes: 6
From: Limey in Taiwan
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coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack