Toronto Fixed
So I says to Mable I says
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Don't smoke, Mike.
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From: Toronto
Bikes: Devinci Tosca, IRO Rob Roy
Also, you've been racing all summer. Eat a bag of dicks.
Jonnys ilegitimate Father
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From: toronto
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Dances With Cars
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From: Toronto, Canada
Bikes: TBL Onyx Pro(ss converted), Pake SS (starting to look kinda pimped)
They come in bags now? I have some friends that will be thrilled to hear that!!!
So I says to Mable I says
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Don't smoke, Mike.
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From: Toronto
Bikes: Devinci Tosca, IRO Rob Roy
Ya ya, I hear what you're sayin'. I was just getting at you actually ride well (fast) and place alright when you race. Captain NoobSux0rs here still has a ways to go in that respect.
So I says to Mable I says
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Jonnys ilegitimate Father
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What?...huffing/puffing/wheezing/grunting/mouth-foaming isn't a good time? I think you look sexy with that white crusty spittle around yer mouth. Did I mention that you have a purty mouth?
So I says to Mable I says
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Dances With Cars
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From: Toronto, Canada
Bikes: TBL Onyx Pro(ss converted), Pake SS (starting to look kinda pimped)
Oh oh..... Keith's gettin' all Deliverance on us.
Raving looney
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From: Toronto, ON, Canada
Bikes: 70s Leader Precision w/Shimano 600 (road), IRO Rob Roy (Fixed)
Run away! Run away!
Debating whether a trip home and pie in transit both east and back west to the Ex. is doable for the sprints tonight... I have leftovers from my baking adventures this past weekend. Hmmmm...
PS. Bag of dicks - lollercoaster
Debating whether a trip home and pie in transit both east and back west to the Ex. is doable for the sprints tonight... I have leftovers from my baking adventures this past weekend. Hmmmm...
PS. Bag of dicks - lollercoaster
Call me The Breeze
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From: Cooper Ontario
Bikes: 2004 Litespeed Siena, 1996 Litespeed Obed, 1992 Miele (unknown model), 1982 Meile Uno LS.
Dances With Cars
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He's a big boy too, he'll be hard to stop when he's got a head full of moonshine.
A thread of precipitation is snaking towards us, though the 'mass' behind it seems to be losing steam.
A thread of precipitation is snaking towards us, though the 'mass' behind it seems to be losing steam.
So I says to Mable I says
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Dances With Cars
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From: Toronto, Canada
Bikes: TBL Onyx Pro(ss converted), Pake SS (starting to look kinda pimped)
Today's completely unscientific weather brought to you by the letter B for BIKE, and the number 2, for 2 wheels.

More rain around Hamilton...seems there is more than there was a couple hours ago and more spread out.
Could get dicey. Easterners..is there a meet later or off to the Gates for 9?
Drag... not just for Racin'.

More rain around Hamilton...seems there is more than there was a couple hours ago and more spread out.
Could get dicey. Easterners..is there a meet later or off to the Gates for 9?
Drag... not just for Racin'.
Call me The Breeze
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From: Cooper Ontario
Bikes: 2004 Litespeed Siena, 1996 Litespeed Obed, 1992 Miele (unknown model), 1982 Meile Uno LS.
Combine that with the satellite and it's looking grim
::3 o'clock roadblock::
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From: reppin tha 416
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predicted quote from keith tonight:

You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no ****!n' teeth!

You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no ****!n' teeth!
Jonnys ilegitimate Father
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From: toronto
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Dances With Cars
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From: Toronto, Canada
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chickenwire?
So I says to Mable I says
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cavernmech: Is your "current age" for determining your race category (e.g. Master vs. Senior) taken like the UCI U23 category? In that case I think they group you based on your age at the start of the year, rather than your age on the date of the race.
I was actually thinking I'd be moved up to Master next year (or the year after, depending on the answer to the above question), but it looks like the OCA changed the age from 30 to 35.
ps. Looks like Annie Sprinkles is outside! Damn your predictions, TrafficJammer!
I was actually thinking I'd be moved up to Master next year (or the year after, depending on the answer to the above question), but it looks like the OCA changed the age from 30 to 35.
ps. Looks like Annie Sprinkles is outside! Damn your predictions, TrafficJammer!
Jonnys ilegitimate Father
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cavernmech: Is your "current age" for determining your race category (e.g. Master vs. Senior) taken like the UCI U23 category? In that case I think they group you based on your age at the start of the year, rather than your age on the date of the race.
I was actually thinking I'd be moved up to Master next year (or the year after, depending on the answer to the above question), but it looks like the OCA changed the age from 30 to 35.
ps. Looks like Annie Sprinkles is outside! Damn your predictions, TrafficJammer!
I was actually thinking I'd be moved up to Master next year (or the year after, depending on the answer to the above question), but it looks like the OCA changed the age from 30 to 35.
ps. Looks like Annie Sprinkles is outside! Damn your predictions, TrafficJammer!

* OWWWW...My rheumatism's is actin' up again!*
Dances With Cars
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From: Toronto, Canada
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ok I'll be watchin the skies....still not sure as to the venture West. But if MB shows I'll be kickin' myself.
oOooo, five bucks
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From: Toronto, On
Bikes: Giant OCR touring(06), Norco Storm (05)
what time does the bike show open? (i need a new front wheel, and im working at 11)
Jonnys ilegitimate Father
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O.k. so I am pissed. The guy at Chaps R Us assured me if I made the appropriate sacrifice, and did the anti rain dance in my sheepskin chaps, that rain would not happen. Lies! Lies I tells ya. I am very disappointed in Cleetus the slack jawed chaps salesman.
Not Superstitious
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From: Toronto
Bikes: IRO Mark V Pro, IRO Mark V, Rocky Mountain Fusion
It's only 5... Maybe things will be looking up before 9? Ok, probably not... but whatever. I'm hopeful!



