The Aussie Thread- Part 4
#7751
Cock au hoop
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From: well it sure aint Kansas
Bugger that. I'll play wifey if you keep talking like that.
Sorry everyone. I just had a bit of a chat to Fuentes
Sorry everyone. I just had a bit of a chat to Fuentes
#7752
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by bbw
you sure you dont want a second husband?
No thanks, one is more than enough work.
#7753
Phat but not too fat

Joined: Dec 2003
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From: Bay of Plenty
Bikes: Kona Zing & Conder Cone
Sorry boys and girl, 32-12 to the All Blacks 
Well done Brocky, good effort to ride through the pain for the win.

Well done Brocky, good effort to ride through the pain for the win.
#7754
Phat but not too fat

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From: Bay of Plenty
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Funny piece of television at the start of tonight's match. Just after the haka, Jerry Collins was down on one knee in the middle of the park, possibly in prayer. So the cameras zoomed in on him, to discover that he was having a wizz and shaking off the snake. Not a word was spoken by the commentators
#7755
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by 62vette
Funny piece of television at the start of tonight's match. Just after the haka, Jerry Collins was down on one knee in the middle of the park, possibly in prayer. So the cameras zoomed in on him, to discover that he was having a wizz and shaking off the snake. Not a word was spoken by the commentators 

#7756
Originally Posted by 62vette
Funny piece of television at the start of tonight's match. Just after the haka, Jerry Collins was down on one knee in the middle of the park, possibly in prayer. So the cameras zoomed in on him, to discover that he was having a wizz and shaking off the snake. Not a word was spoken by the commentators 

#7757
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by 62vette
Sorry boys and girl, 32-12 to the All Blacks 

#7758
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From: well it sure aint Kansas
I like flowers
yellow flowers
yellow flowers
Last edited by bbw; 07-08-06 at 06:31 AM.
#7759
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by bbw
I like flowers
yellow flowers
yellow flowers
#7760
Cock au hoop
Joined: Apr 2006
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From: well it sure aint Kansas
those bikes sound good
#7761
Originally Posted by existence
awwwww come on dude
your watching australian cycling folklore unfold in front of your very eyes in this years TDF hills or no hills...you gotta watch every moment of it!!!!
tonights win by robbie was just so so good for so many reasons....clincal!!!! i mean the guy is just pulling boonans panties down in front of the whole world and spanking him ass hard!!!!!!!!!!!! i lov it
tomorrow an australian will hold the yellow and the green jerseys...it is rogers moment of truth...he is only good when he has a real carrot to chase...it doesnt get any bigger for him tomorrow.....
and cadel is just stalking...watching landis,poppy,hincapie....waiting for the hills....
if ever there was a time to tell the misus to put a god damn sock in it - its for the entire month of july - watch it all i say!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your watching australian cycling folklore unfold in front of your very eyes in this years TDF hills or no hills...you gotta watch every moment of it!!!! tonights win by robbie was just so so good for so many reasons....clincal!!!! i mean the guy is just pulling boonans panties down in front of the whole world and spanking him ass hard!!!!!!!!!!!! i lov it
tomorrow an australian will hold the yellow and the green jerseys...it is rogers moment of truth...he is only good when he has a real carrot to chase...it doesnt get any bigger for him tomorrow.....
and cadel is just stalking...watching landis,poppy,hincapie....waiting for the hills....
if ever there was a time to tell the misus to put a god damn sock in it - its for the entire month of july - watch it all i say!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just thought in past years, there was a lot more mountain climbing stages than what they have this year.
#7762
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by climbo
yeah but sprint stages are so boring. I love watching Robbie kick butt in the end but the first 180kms is a yawn-fest usually.
I just thought in past years, there was a lot more mountain climbing stages than what they have this year.
I just thought in past years, there was a lot more mountain climbing stages than what they have this year.
you'll be happier from stage 10 then.....the conspiracy theorist in me thinks that perhaps the TDF organisers put the boring stuff all early this year because some round ball game in Germany was taking attention away from them....just a theory mind, but I'm betting I'm not far off.
#7763
Ochayethenoo
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Green Point, NSW
Bikes: Lemond MJ Classic, Klein Palomino, Felt TK2 Track, Daccordi vintage
Nice work HD!
#7764
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by bbw
I like flowers
yellow flowers
yellow flowers
#7765
Ochayethenoo
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Green Point, NSW
Bikes: Lemond MJ Classic, Klein Palomino, Felt TK2 Track, Daccordi vintage
Originally Posted by matagi
No thanks, one is more than enough work.

#7766
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Joined: Jul 2004
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Bikes: Trek 5200 and 8000
Originally Posted by Hitchy
you'll be happier from stage 10 then.....the conspiracy theorist in me thinks that perhaps the TDF organisers put the boring stuff all early this year because some round ball game in Germany was taking attention away from them....just a theory mind, but I'm betting I'm not far off.
#7767
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by pshaw
Does your husband need a second wife? I shave my legs already 

If you are a gourmet cook, do laundry and cleaning, you might be in with a chance.
#7768
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 211
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From: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Bikes: '06 Trek Madone SL 5.2 / '04 Trek 1000
Originally Posted by pshaw
Anyone know anything about PVR's (hard disk recorders?) I'm thinkin bout making a purchase...
#7769
Cock au hoop
Joined: Apr 2006
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From: well it sure aint Kansas
arggh I think I tied that one on too tight
I've cut off the circulation to my ... body
theres definitely too much blood banging around in my head
I've cut off the circulation to my ... body
theres definitely too much blood banging around in my head
#7770
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From: In a parallel universe
I would prescribe a restful day on the couch, then.
#7771
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Bikes: Wilier, Alchemy, Merida MTB,
Originally Posted by bbw
......
Ok how bout a 24hr verse competition?
The Funky Plumber has lost his tools
He's in the running for Dux of fools
neglected on the footpath they sat
while he drove off and that was that.
So if in Castlecrag you did spy
perhaps you were but passing by
My poor departed Black Stanley (he's a large toolbox
)
and his contents ...
Forsooth ye shall be rewarded
0410342233
.
.
WINNING SUBMISSION recieves a new pair of Lin socks of their choice for their efoorts
and perhaps a go for Column 8?
Sob story? Come one come all.
Ok how bout a 24hr verse competition?
The Funky Plumber has lost his tools
He's in the running for Dux of fools
neglected on the footpath they sat
while he drove off and that was that.
So if in Castlecrag you did spy
perhaps you were but passing by
My poor departed Black Stanley (he's a large toolbox
)and his contents ...
Forsooth ye shall be rewarded
0410342233
.
.
WINNING SUBMISSION recieves a new pair of Lin socks of their choice for their efoorts
and perhaps a go for Column 8?
Sob story? Come one come all.
There once was a plumber
Who did something dumber
Than riding at night without lights....
Left his tools on the road
And some thieving toad
Nicked the lot and will sell what they like!!
#7773
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Joined: Jun 2004
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
ya gotta luv it when the seppo's don't perform up to expectations!.....the only real surprise is that some of these 'rednecks' know how to operate a 'puter...check this guy...
https://www.bikeforums.net/professional-cycling-fans/209448-stage-7-over-so-what-hell-kinda-stage.html
https://www.bikeforums.net/professional-cycling-fans/209448-stage-7-over-so-what-hell-kinda-stage.html
#7774
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From: Between the mountains and the lake.
Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!
Small wonder you guys think we're all weird... https://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/zip/179389295.html
#7775
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by Expatriate
Small wonder you guys think we're all weird... https://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/zip/179389295.html
the biggest problem I have is trying to work out whether this is funny....or just sad. never can tell with seppo's!



