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X-LinkedRider 01-12-12 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by echotraveler (Post 13709027)
this thread needs me! the rules are stated on the 1rst page, this isn't a "this is my bike".....to all of YOU "HATE the GAME, not the PLAYER"

I dont have a photo to present here. I know what hot is, clearly many of you dont!

The rules also state "Hot or Not" not your entire visual character analysis. Clearly you only read what you wanted to. Also, you are saying no bike can be hot unless it has a garage door behind it? Lol? You definitely understand what HOT means when it comes to bikes. Bahaha. Go ride your frame.... The game is simple and allow for Opinion. The player is an f'n tool and doesn't understand the game. I'l hate on what I want.

Standalone 01-12-12 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by JustinHorne (Post 13703850)
I'm sorry, and I hope I'm not the only one, but... Functionally I love it, aesthetically I think it looks terrible. Doesn't Specialized make a similar looking thing? Hate that one too. It's so big and boxy.

Obviously you're not the only one-- I posted in response to other guys who panned the stem.

My point was that CF bikes themselves are kind of bulbous and bulky. Cylindrical stems are more fitting of the design aesthetic of 1990's AL bikes with their big tubes etc.

The Look stem, with its white/naked CF look and squared, flattened proportions and shape-- well, that suits a modern CF frame.

We tend to like what we are used to seeing-- normal stems. But this one is an aesthetic sucess because of how it integrates with the design of the frame.

I can certainly imagine it being butt ugly on the wrong frame.

UCIMBZ 01-12-12 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by pelotonracer (Post 13709142)

Please score my bike on the scale of 0-10, 10 being the hottest, on each category listed below. Please add all the scores and divide by the number of categories listed to reach your final score. A final score of 8.5 or higher is required to qualify as "Hot".
1-Saddle 8
2-Seatpost 8
3-Frame 7
4-Stem 9
5-Handlebar 9
6-Group 8
7-Wheels 9
8-Tires 9
9-Spacers 10
10-Saddle to bar drop 10
11-Color coordination 8
12-Color scheme 8
13-Cleanliness 10
14-Chain on big ring 10
15-Chain on small cog 10
16-Crank position 10
17-Attachments 8
18-Photography 8
Final score 8.83= Hot


sbxx1985 01-12-12 11:43 AM

A simple "hot" would have been sufficient.

I think that S2 is hot, but I'd go black hoods and cages.

echotraveler 01-12-12 11:45 AM

Raleigh NOT! Garage door, photo is too dark, red tape saddle seatpost red cable bottlecages tyre combo kill the bike.

JSS 01-12-12 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by UCIMBZ (Post 13710278)
Please score my bike on the scale of 0-10, 10 being the hottest, on each category listed below. Please add all the scores and divide by the number of categories listed to reach your final score. A final score of 8.5 or higher is required to qualify as "Hot".
1-Saddle 8
2-Seatpost 8
3-Frame 7
4-Stem 9
5-Handlebar 9
6-Group 8
7-Wheels 9
8-Tires 9
9-Spacers 10
10-Saddle to bar drop 10
11-Color coordination 8
12-Color scheme 8
13-Cleanliness 10
14-Chain on big ring 10
15-Chain on small cog 10
16-Crank position 10
17-Attachments 8
18-Photography 8
Final score 8.83= Hot


Here is my UCMIBZ style review:

Not hot!!! look at the ridiculous position of the rear skewer, the red lettering on the front tire is a different red than the frame, the wheels are a model year older than the frame, it needs a nice garage door, the crank arm is .0003 degrees to low, the shadowing on the floor is horrible, and the cabling on the handle bars is .004mm to high


Wrong Said Bob

UCIMBZ 01-12-12 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by JSS (Post 13710369)
Here is my echotraveler style review:

Not hot!!! look at the ridiculous position of the rear skewer, the red lettering on the front tire is a different red than the frame, the wheels are a model year older than the frame, it needs a nice garage door, the crank arm is .0003 degrees to low, the shadowing on the floor is horrible, and the cabling on the handle bars is .004mm to high

fify

echotraveler 01-12-12 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by pelotonracer (Post 13709142)

Getting back on topic, HOT

Soloist Assassin 01-12-12 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by sbxx1985 (Post 13710333)
A simple "hot" would have been sufficient.

I think that S2 is hot, but I'd go black hoods and cages.

I like his rating system. I also like rating in degrees Fahrenheit. That S2 I would say is about 115deg, which may of been one of the highest temps I've ever given. The deductions are the same you mentioned about the hoods, and the cages, plus wheels are just a bit too deep(Enve Smart System, or Zipp 606 would be perfect), and I would repaint, or replace the fork. The pinstripe from the frame going into the fork always annoys me for some reason on the newer S2-3s. Otherwise well done it's easy though when you start with an S series isn't it? It's hard to mess them up. Thank you for not putting Shimano on it, btw.

Yaniel 01-12-12 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by X-LinkedRider (Post 13709468)
The rules also state "Hot or Not" not your entire visual character analysis. Clearly you only read what you wanted to. Also, you are saying no bike can be hot unless it has a garage door behind it? Lol? You definitely understand what HOT means when it comes to bikes. Bahaha. Go ride your frame.... The game is simple and allow for Opinion. The player is an f'n tool and doesn't understand the game. I'l hate on what I want.


Originally Posted by X-LinkedRider (Post 13709444)
That's right. You don't even have to have a bike that works apparently. As long as it sits in front of the garage door properly. Too bad Lance, George Hinacpie's and Levi Leipheimer's bikes would be total fails in this thread. Their garage doors are Beige and yellow.


Originally Posted by X-LinkedRider (Post 13709421)
He doesn't even have a bike. He has a frame and a nice plan. I'll spend my time pedaling. He'll spends his saying how awesome the bike he has never ridden is going to be. I'm curious to see what his backup bike looks like. Unless she doesn't have one. He's talking about White garage doors and doesn't even have wheels on his bike. This thread makes me shake my head.
We all know at this point, Cervelo's Speciazlized and Cannondales are the only accepted bikes in here. These peoples lives must be fantastic to witness at home. "You're brand new Lexus isn't as cool as mine that doesn't run because I have bigger wheels a a garage to put it in. Don't you know every vehicle SUX unless it has 22's and a Garage." All I know is, while I'm on my 3k mile for the year, he'll still be worried about color matching seatposts.


Originally Posted by X-LinkedRider (Post 13709338)
Non adjustable. I removed the Adjustable stem as they squeak after a long while under load (touring load) and I really have no reason to change my stem/handlebar height. The couple of spacers on there leave me with enough room to drop if I wanted to. I do thank you for the compliments. I know some people only like bikes you would never ride (It's a picture forum) but I ride ALL my bikes, considering this thing started as a 500 dollar flat bar road bike, it has come a long way. 2 people stopped me during yesterdays ride asking where I got the bike and how far I have ever ridden on it. Then a roadie at a red light stopped next to me and was asking about the gearing setup and the full range for climbing. No complaints out of me yet.


Wow, are you really that bothered that people don't like your bike?

Andy_K 01-12-12 01:25 PM

This is an odd thread. I'm a recent visitor to the road cycling forum (otherwise, near as I can tell, I'd be required to call it "the 41"), and my first impression of this thread was that it was a fun, bawdy place where people were intentionally superficial and both hyperbole and tongue-in-cheek comedy were encouraged. Then a bunch of people started getting offended.

Personally, if I wanted everyone to "play nice" I'd post my bike in the "What road bike are you riding?" thread and maybe ask for feedback if I wanted suggestions on the asthetics. Posting it here, I'd completely expect people to complain about poor lighting, noisy backdrop, god-awful stem angle, MTB pedals :eek:, bad crank angles, etc.

As it happens, I just bought my first true road bike and I haven't finished putting it together yet (though it does have wheels :D), so you'll have to be satisfied with one of my cyclocross bikes set up for road riding.

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6032/5...1560c55e_z.jpg

Have at....

sbxx1985 01-12-12 01:28 PM

Flip it.

echotraveler 01-12-12 01:32 PM

NOT - triple is always a not

Andy_K 01-12-12 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by Perp (Post 13707167)

I though this was hot until I saw pelotonracer's S2. Do that.

UCIMBZ 01-12-12 02:23 PM

I have posted this before but some people asked for a better pic. So here you go:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7164/6...5087d634_z.jpg
It is much older than a lot of you out there. And I am the original owner.

pelotonracer 01-12-12 02:25 PM

The tires need celeste sidewalls. Once that's done, HOT! Now, it's kinda pretty.

Mayday328 01-12-12 02:32 PM

Bianchi is hot.

X-LinkedRider 01-12-12 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Yaniel (Post 13710889)
Wow, are you really that bothered that people don't like your bike?

Lol. I don't care if people don't like my bike. If you read this at all it says it's not even my first or second nicest bike. Also as said before. That post was to simply keep the thread rolling. As it did. at least for a page or two. I do however feel that this page should just be called post your Cervelo at this point. Simply Hot or Not. is all that is needed, not the I think you should have your bike setup exactly like every other plain off the shelf Cervelo with slammed stem, seatpost to the limit, and Some deep carbons they only use 4 times a year.
I am starting a new thread called... "Wheels and Photography Skills oh yeah.. only the cheapest of white garage doors counts" which is pretty much what this has become. Comments like "Triples are ALWAYS a not" just goes to show you how laughable some people are when it comes to thinking outside the box.. or at all really.

Peloton.. S2 is HOT despite my above comments.. (Way to follow the Sheppard's advice)
Andy_K .. Never seen a Surly setup so Road like. (I'm always a loyal Surly touring bike fan) Hot?

X-LinkedRider 01-12-12 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by pelotonracer (Post 13711160)
The tires need celeste sidewalls. Once that's done, HOT! Now, it's kinda pretty.

+1k on the tires...

JSS 01-12-12 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by UCIMBZ (Post 13711149)
I have posted this before but some people asked for a better pic. So here you go:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7164/6...5087d634_z.jpg
It is much older than a lot of you out there. And I am the original owner.

not hot, loose the baseball bat hanging from the top tube



"wrong" said Bob

echotraveler 01-12-12 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by UCIMBZ (Post 13711149)
I have posted this before but some people asked for a better pic. So here you go:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7164/6...5087d634_z.jpg
It is much older than a lot of you out there. And I am the original owner.

NOT- still very beautiful classy bike! Its better than my frame without wheels ;)

pelotonracer 01-12-12 02:46 PM

I thought about getting the black/white elite custom cages and keeping the black hoods, but then my S2 would truly be a generic S2 with deep carbon wheels.

That being said, I tried to customize it by playing off the red accenting on the frame as much as possible. Although not visible in the picture, the tubular tires also have a centre red stripe. I'm also thinking about getting these red CNC Planet X brakes

http://www.planet-x-bikes.co.uk/imgs...CNC-RED_P1.jpg

to replace the stock FSA Gossamer brakes and save 100+ grams in the process.

c0lnago 01-12-12 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by UCIMBZ (Post 13711149)
I have posted this before but some people asked for a better pic. So here you go:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7164/6...5087d634_z.jpg
It is much older than a lot of you out there. And I am the original owner.

Quill needs to match and the wheels need an upgrade...definitely lose the mounted floor pump.

Perp 01-12-12 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by Andy_K (Post 13711032)
I though this was hot until I saw pelotonracer's S2. Do that.

Wheels are a bit too deep for me. I do have some 45mm carbon wheels, but saving that pic when all my parts are installed.
This is just my base (before pic) which for me is a "not" still

sbxx1985 01-12-12 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by Perp (Post 13711296)
Wheels are a bit too deep for me. I do have some 45mm carbon wheels, but saving that pic when all my parts are installed.
This is just my base (before pic) which for me is a "not" still

What psimets do you have? His Kinlins?


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