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Old 03-19-09 | 05:44 PM
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I'm not really sure. It was on my TT bike (P2C) toward the end of a hard (40 min) session. I was out of the saddle, going up a short rise, and when I went to get back on the saddle, it happened. My quads were totally fried, you know - hardly able to support my weight. I just wanted to get back in the saddle and I guess I was really low on "final approach" and didn't make it up over the nose. I wear these Performance shorts w/ really heavy chamois on the TT bike and, somehow, as best I can figure, my goods got wedged between the side of the chamois and the nose of the saddle. It happened pretty fast and I'm a little bit in shock.

The "tear" is about an inch long, right where the scrotum is attached in the saddle area. Oh, man, this sucks.
Oh, God! I usually hate cliches like this but TMI!!!! I'm going to be vicariously and empathetically
hurting for a month!
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Old 03-19-09 | 05:48 PM
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Dude! No!

I usually find the whole BF 'wah wah wah! See a doctor!' perspective mildly irritating, but in this situation I have to agree that you should have this sorted immediately.

Even just the potential for infection should be enough to get you there straight away. (can you imagine having all that infected??
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Old 03-19-09 | 05:50 PM
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Oh Noes, now i'll get paranoid each time I get on the saddle
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Old 03-19-09 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BustaQuad
I don't know - I'm planning on seeing the doc tomorrow morning. I guess I could go this route, though:

"degloved scrotums attend the Accident and Emergency departments of hospitals each year. In one famous case involving an electric shoe-shining belt, the injured man tried to staple his torn scrotum together with an industrial stapler and only later discovered he was missing a testicle. "
I'm a bit troubled that you're not in the ER already. Hopefully you'll have this sewn up properly. Then before each future ride, just be sure to lube up the nose of the saddle with Phil grease.
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Old 03-19-09 | 05:57 PM
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:04 PM
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Might as well shave while you're waiting to go to the ER.
Then ice pack on sack and vodka on ice in a glass.
Also, be very careful on the commode... you know.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:13 PM
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The thing I want to know is what saddle ... a /// //// "Arrow" maybe?

And why aren't you at the hospital?
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:15 PM
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lol i WANT to see this.

call it morbid curiousity.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Greg180
HTFU

that honestly made my stomach quiver. no joke.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:19 PM
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I'd laugh, if I could.
I am for ya.

I think I like bustaballs better than bustasac though...multiple possible meanings are a good thing.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:22 PM
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Stay at home. Get an infection.....and............



Seriously. What the F are you thinking?
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:26 PM
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oh man. Is this you?

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on second thought...don't go the ER.
this repsonse = as hard as i've ever laughed at a forum post...
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by cjump
that honestly made my stomach quiver. no joke.
Thats all they do at the ER except with some local antistetic...Oh and that whole "sterile" environment. Same result just $2K more in expense.

Seriously...unless your playing survivor man or already unemployed and eating cat food, go to the ER. The nurses need something to talk about when they get home.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:35 PM
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You haven't seen a doctor yet??

What would it take to make you go? Tearing a ballbag is about as bad as it gets, friend.
I laughed hard at this.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:37 PM
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Dude, if you're not going to the ER tonight, I suggest you drink heavily!
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:38 PM
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Soaker the effers in whiskey. You'll be good to ride in the morning.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:46 PM
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too much bananatugging?
Maybe The Gnome was 2tired2shift.
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Old 03-19-09 | 06:54 PM
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Wow. Get better SOON. That is all.
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Old 03-19-09 | 07:17 PM
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And please keep us all posted. This is very troublesome.
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Old 03-19-09 | 07:27 PM
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HTFU might not be good advice in this case. Who know what would happen.
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Old 03-19-09 | 07:32 PM
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I vote for an ER visit.
If not - be VERY careful with the ice. Those guys are temperature sensitive.
Sleep well.
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Old 03-19-09 | 07:35 PM
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Hmmmm, no posts from bustedsac errrrr BustaQuad. My guess, SO came home, b-slapped him for not calling ambulance and made him go to the hospital.

Seriously though, that's gotta hurt, get better quick..
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Old 03-19-09 | 07:41 PM
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OMG. I heard of that happening...someone here on BF even mentioned SPLITTING it in a crash. My insides clench in sympathy, seriously. YEECH. For a while i suggest no funny movies, trying to open jars, and stay off the electric mower. Seriously...sympathy from a female here.
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Old 03-19-09 | 08:06 PM
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You've got an inch long HOLE in your ballsack?! Like, one of your nuts could just fall out at any moment?
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and roll around on the floor, presumably.
OMG. That's hella rough, you guys!! Where's the sympathy??

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Old 03-19-09 | 08:23 PM
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God, he was like a shooting star. Better to burn out, than to fade away I suppose...



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