Without a better understanding of the thread, I couldn't hazard a guess...

Today is day three of my rest week. It's weird, but I think my achilles is hurting more now that I have been off the bike for a couple of days. I'll find out tomorrow when I head out for the group ride.

I didn't really read that thread.

Would you settle for 49?

How many responses do you want?

No one calls a water bottle a jug.

Agreed, unless it looks like this...

I'm disappointed in this thread.

Awesome! I think I just turned over my belt as biggest ASS Bucket on BF...After reading your posts it definitely belongs to you..Wear it proudly... Well done!

I cannot answer until I see the thread. But ****

NO, 54'40 or fight! I want Vancouver!

you give yourself way too much credit. You were nowhere near the biggest assbucket. And MM tries too hard.

Not all of it IJ...if it's me or other Ass Buckets, always consider the source....

(whispers) Sure, after giving some thought out input on how her aero stance could be adjusted, I'm the oppressive priick salivating like a wolf? Not that VG shies away from attention but what is a more conservative choice of clothing in 90+ degree FL was apparently too stimulating for some. I'd be pissed if someone told me to pull up my pants and refasten that belt, too.

I don't try hard enough or I wouldn't be here. In fact I was just thinking about leaving. Not in the strung along joke on BF way that I did in the other place. Just walking away from the lack of intrigues.

If some unknown/possible sock gets 4 pages on an incoherent ramble about his "junk," I should at least get ten responses on a tale of cycling drama, right?

You're making it too complicated, and thus, trying too hard.

It's an internet forum for bike weenies, not the CDC.

Google tells me it has something to do with the Pacific Northwest. Why someone would care about that region, much less pay $2.7 billion to watch PAC-12 sports, is a mystery to me.

To be honest Vol, if it is full of actual drama it may be well received by serious people with something to add. You seem to be ignoring what it would take to get people rushing towards the drama. Lowest common denominator and there is no accounting for taste might be two things to keep in mind if you want to play in the mud.

People don't want to here about suicide training or supposed epic cyclocross feats unless you are capable of making the story more interesting than the event.

Come on, miyata man. You can be the BikeForums bard. Bust out some iambic pentameter.

haha, he said bike weenies.

Ten pages is a stretch for anybody nowadays, VV. In the winter, maybe.

I said ten replies. The only way I would ever get ten pages would be to create a female sock and post Internet pictures.

I'm sure you have generated at least ten pages of addiction material without resorting to being that obvious. You need to make your intended audience engage others.

Ya, that's usually a winner.

Ya know, the eyes are usually the first thing to go.

wut