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Old 05-05-11 | 09:57 AM
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Old 05-05-11 | 09:58 AM
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I made my first successful living by building lift kits for these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0gKiyIN_6Q yes I shot this video...and im ashamed of it but i got rich off this
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Old 05-05-11 | 09:59 AM
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I'm taking a dump as I type this and using the laundry hamper as a desk.
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:00 AM
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Whenever I encounter children learning to ride bikes with their parents, I ride past them no-handed.

as adults we........um, no, hahahahah!!!!! this is my favorite confession so far.
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:02 AM
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1. I'm spending way too much time on BF(for someone who does not have a bike)- but I'm learning alot about bikes. My 2nd hand Giant roadbike was stolen after having, and riding it for 4 weeks
2. I can only afford a second hand 8spd Sora bike but want to own a 10 speed, new 105 bike
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:16 AM
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this is my fave bf thread .
i tell my non-cycling friends to htfu
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:19 AM
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I hate lycra. Especially those ugly logos on shorts, otherwise known as "ass-vertising". If I'm going to wear a company logo on my ass, they'd better pay me for it.
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:20 AM
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:34 AM
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I'm a totally fredly newish cyclist--triple, mirror, fenders, mtb pedals--with way less skill than most of you, but feel smug and superior any time someone talks about not being able to ride because it's *raining*...

I purposefully pitch my voice higher when passing guys.
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:45 AM
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by karenashg
I'm a totally fredly newish cyclist--triple, mirror, fenders, mtb pedals--with way less skill than most of you, but feel smug and superior any time someone talks about not being able to ride because it's *raining*...

I purposefully pitch my voice higher when passing guys.
That's not "newish" or "fredly", that's good commuting gear Especially with these gas prices. Keep it up
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by karenashg
I purposefully pitch my voice higher when passing guys.
karenashg is dead to me now. Dead.
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:52 AM
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Ok, this confession isn't going to be pretty: YOU ALL SUCK!

well, cept for jsharr, he just blows

I feel better now, you guys are great...but still suck.
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Old 05-05-11 | 10:57 AM
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oh hell yeah, I gotta agree with this one!!
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:02 AM
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Other than LA, and 1 or 2 others, I wouldn't recognize pro racers if they stood right in front of me . . . in kit.

And don't care.
I watch enough pro-cycling my wife was picking out riders as they went by during TDF prologue practice. The American beside us thought we were nuts.
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:03 AM
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i have a cervelo S2 and just bought an S3 because i've somehow convinced my wife (and myself) that they are different, and i need both. there, its off my chest now...
This feels like it should go in a bragging thread not a confession thread.
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:04 AM
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I miss botto.
what happed to him? where'd he go?
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:05 AM
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by karenashg

I purposefully pitch my voice higher when passing guys.
Originally Posted by Macster
karenashg is dead to me now. Dead.
Heh heh... Well, it should be pretty easy not to be passed by me, right--after all, I'm just a chick weighed down by a steel frame, fenders, and a triple

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Old 05-05-11 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by freighttraininguphill
That's not "newish" or "fredly", that's good commuting gear Especially with these gas prices. Keep it up
Thanks Function over form!
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:42 AM
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-I spend half of the year working in logging camps and forest management, complaining and whining that I don't have time to ride and it sucks not to be able to ride a 50km after work ('cause you are surrounded by logging roads and logging trucks);
-The other half of the year, I spend waaay too much time complaining that I don't have a bike nice enough to be ridden hard (on the road, at least), and no cash to buy a new one... while being unemployed;
-Daydreaming, planning and pondering about my best rides takes me more time than actually ride them
-I love to look pro and hardcore: even if I'm cruising the old city, I'll bomb down the hills with the proper "casual-but-aggressive" rider look: a pair of Race Face, Loeka or Salomon knickers, my cycling shoes, helmets, gloves...AND team bottle. But I'm nowhere near that fast nor cool;
- I pay attention to which socks I'm wearing 'cuz long top socks make my calves and ankles look fat;
- I usually start to put on my 3/4 cycling pants even if it's 2 degrees C outside and take great pride on enduring the cold, even if my legs freeze off and stay glowing red for the rest of the day
- I let my cables fray way too much before changing them
- I'm afraid of hydraulic disc brakes for my mountain bike; I'm also afraid of re-hopping on my saddle fast, thus preventing me from trying cyclocross (that I badly want to try)

and, finally, I am waaaaay too chicken to try any new tricks on my bike or harder trails: I prefer to rip beginner and intermediate trails because I'm afraid of having a bad fall, crash and be hurt (even though I played rugby for 10 years)!
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by collegeskier
This feels like it should go in a bragging thread not a confession thread.
actually, it should go in the i'm stupid thread!
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Old 05-05-11 | 11:47 AM
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I didn't know there was an ignore function.

I don't know how to use multi-quote.
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Old 05-05-11 | 12:02 PM
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Thanks Function over form!
You're welcome. I'm a firm believer in that. Just look at the huge seat bag on my road bike in my profile picture. I'm a firm believer in being self-sufficient, so I carry what I need to do any repairs on the road.
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Old 05-05-11 | 12:21 PM
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