**Confession thread**
#751
Really? I thought that Scary was the hottest. Posh was hot pre- blow-up doll procedures.
#752
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From: Hudson Valley, NY
Bikes: Merlin Cyrene '04; Bridgestone RB-1 '92
I thought a couple of them were kind of hot too, in a heavy-makeup kind of way.
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#753
#754
I'm still not sure what "I really really really want a zig a zig ah" means. (or whatever that lyric was)
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Bikes: 1996 Eddy Merckx Titanium EX, 1989/90 Colnago Super(issimo?) Piu(?),1990 Concorde Aquila(hit by car while riding), others in build queue "when I get the time"
Bikes: 1996 Eddy Merckx Titanium EX, 1989/90 Colnago Super(issimo?) Piu(?),
#759
mutant...
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 487
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From: bell gardens, ca
Bikes: skinny benny single speed/fixed gear, fuji carbon fiber road bike...
i'm way to honest for this thread, i'll try to tone it down...
• my riding buddy has me on a strict diet, yet i ate a bag of crunchy cheetos while picking up my kid today...
• i have a full fuji kit and haven't worn it in months... the day i did wear it and new shoes, my chain broke and took out the deraileur hanger, untrued my wheel and scratched the carbon frame...
• i learned how to ride a bike at the age of 24... i've been a roadie for almost a year now, and i still can't ride with one hand on the handle bar...
• i have never pooped in a public toilet or at a friend's house that i wasn't sleeping over in...
• i paint my nails better than any girl i know... they all hate on me for that...
• i also date very good looking men... and i think i'm an ugly dude... girls hate on that too...
• i also like the smell of my piercings... my ears are stretched, and my lip... i stretched my septum thinking it would rock, and it was a big mistake... worst piercing ever, and it smells gross... LOL...
• i sing when i ride if i'm not talking to someone... but i always have some random song in my head, and out of nowhere i just start singing... i think my brain is dieing...
• i don't know how to ride off the saddle... i can do it for an hour straight at spin class, but when i try on the bike i get scared... LOL...
• i am the fastest on the flats from my friends, but i get smoked on the climbs... i don't like pushing my self on climbs, they're stupid to me...
• when talking to other cyclist in shorts, i have to glance... not because i'm gay and stuffs, but because i never worn shorts before, and i'm curious where/how they put their junk...
• i like my chicken hobby a lot more than the cycling or reef hobby...
• my riding buddy has me on a strict diet, yet i ate a bag of crunchy cheetos while picking up my kid today...
• i have a full fuji kit and haven't worn it in months... the day i did wear it and new shoes, my chain broke and took out the deraileur hanger, untrued my wheel and scratched the carbon frame...

• i learned how to ride a bike at the age of 24... i've been a roadie for almost a year now, and i still can't ride with one hand on the handle bar...
• i have never pooped in a public toilet or at a friend's house that i wasn't sleeping over in...
• i paint my nails better than any girl i know... they all hate on me for that...
• i also date very good looking men... and i think i'm an ugly dude... girls hate on that too...
• i also like the smell of my piercings... my ears are stretched, and my lip... i stretched my septum thinking it would rock, and it was a big mistake... worst piercing ever, and it smells gross... LOL...
• i sing when i ride if i'm not talking to someone... but i always have some random song in my head, and out of nowhere i just start singing... i think my brain is dieing...
• i don't know how to ride off the saddle... i can do it for an hour straight at spin class, but when i try on the bike i get scared... LOL...
• i am the fastest on the flats from my friends, but i get smoked on the climbs... i don't like pushing my self on climbs, they're stupid to me...
• when talking to other cyclist in shorts, i have to glance... not because i'm gay and stuffs, but because i never worn shorts before, and i'm curious where/how they put their junk...
• i like my chicken hobby a lot more than the cycling or reef hobby...
#760
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Joined: May 2011
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From: San Francisco Bay Area
Bikes: Giant Defy Advanced 3, Trek 520
I don't make complete stops (foot down) at stop signs (unless there are cars present).
Let he who is without stop sign sins cast the first water bottle.
Let he who is without stop sign sins cast the first water bottle.
#761
#762
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 189
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From: Simcoe County, Ontario
Bikes: Steve Bauer Sirocco "Steve", Kawasaki Sumo 4.0 Fatbike "Black Betty", Retrospec Amok-16 "Rocinante/Veronica"
#763
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Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
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From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
I totally blow through stop signs unless there are cars coming that would hit me. I don't care if anyone is watching and I don't even do a rolling stop, I just go. Lock me up.
#764
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 230
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From: San Francisco Bay Area
Bikes: Giant Defy Advanced 3, Trek 520
In california, it's required by law. I've known people to get tickets for it... (and in Cali, they'll ticket you for anything and everything they can).
#767
i think a Texas wedding i went to years ago has Arkansas beat by a mile... one of my dad's employees (a complete hillbilly) invited us to his wedding. they held it in front of his trailer house, they wore "tux" t-shirts, and the father of the groom followed the bride and her father down the "aisle" wearing cutoff jeans and a Houston Rockets jersey, with a boombox on his shoulder blasting out "Here comes the bride", while carrying a Pabst Blue Ribbon. oh, and they had tires on their roof to hold the tarp down that keeps rain out of their living room.
#770
mutant...
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 487
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From: bell gardens, ca
Bikes: skinny benny single speed/fixed gear, fuji carbon fiber road bike...
LOL... jerks...
i raise and breed exhibition/show quality old english game bantams, malaysian shamo, and malaysian serama... so far i have over 30 chickens, and i've only been in the hobby since january... i'm gonna start flying some birds over to shows out of state... so far, this has been the most expensive hobby i've ever had...
LOL...
#772
mutant...
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 487
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From: bell gardens, ca
Bikes: skinny benny single speed/fixed gear, fuji carbon fiber road bike...
i also have pigeons... i have a breeding pair of rare egyptian swifts, and valencian figuritas... and two different types of quails...
LOL....
i have too many birds and live in los angeles county where they aren't allowed... fail...
#773
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Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 7,162
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From: The Cloud
Bikes: Retrospec Judd, Dahon Boardwalk, Specialized Langster
#774
mutant...
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 487
Likes: 0
From: bell gardens, ca
Bikes: skinny benny single speed/fixed gear, fuji carbon fiber road bike...
that totally cracked me up...
edit: took my chicken pictures down... i got in trouble...
Last edited by gumbii; 05-18-11 at 10:35 PM.




