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Old 05-22-11 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by WTSPKG
My confession is so shocking, so abhorrent, that I signed up for a new BF account so I could confess anonymously.

I'm 6'0". My weight at one point got up to 205 lbs. I took up cycling 8 years ago, and managed to get down to between 175-180 for the last two years. I was stuck, however, and couldn't/didn't lose any more. My favorite thing to do is climbing, and I despaired, because I weighed too much ever to be any good at it.

In April, I snuck off to a doctor I found in the Yellow Pages that does 'medical weight loss'. There a nurse practitioner gave me a cursory examination. She raised an eyebrow at my seeking treatment with a BMI of 24, however she nonetheless prescribed phentermine, 37.5 mg, one pill every AM. That's an appetite suppressant, the phen in fen-phen. I've been taking it ever since. I haven't told a soul, not even my wife.

So, that is my confession.

You need help......tuby.
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Old 05-22-11 | 01:58 PM
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Seeing my totaled bike made me so sad that I had to dismantle it and put it underneath my futon, with one arm.
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Old 05-22-11 | 02:08 PM
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heretic!!!!!!
Remember when Lance retired the first time, then ran a marathon and said it was harder than cycling. Talk about heresy
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Old 05-23-11 | 12:15 PM
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I installed pedals that have a clip on one side and a platform on the other because sometimes I just lack the commitment to clip in.
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Old 05-23-11 | 01:54 PM
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i saw lance doping....
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Old 05-23-11 | 01:58 PM
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I took incredible joy about passing a recreational family on the MUP the other day.

They must've been going about 5mph.
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Old 05-23-11 | 02:17 PM
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I took my family out on the MUP the other day.

okay, i don't know wtf the MUP is, but it sounds funny.
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Old 05-23-11 | 03:13 PM
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I just created an Outlook Rule sending any emails from my supervisor or his supervisor straight to the Deleted Items folder so I will have more time to lounge in BF.
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Old 05-23-11 | 05:35 PM
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I have a crush on a girl who's probably too young for me.
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Old 05-23-11 | 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by calamarichris
I have a crush on a girl who's probably too young for me.
I sure hope you're not a teacher.
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Old 05-23-11 | 07:19 PM
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I was going to dope with Lance, but he never would pass the bong. I ordered pizza anyway.


I like pizza.
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Old 05-23-11 | 10:34 PM
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I was bored of the TdF during the Armstrong years.
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Old 05-24-11 | 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by mmmdonuts
I sure hope you're not a teacher.
I sure hope he doesn't live in my daughters' neighborhood.
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Old 05-24-11 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by mmmdonuts
I sure hope you're not a teacher.
Originally Posted by YokeyDokey
I sure hope he doesn't live in my daughters' neighborhood.
Hey dirty minds!!!

Maybe he is 50 and the girls is 30. Still a big age difference, but why assume the worst?
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Old 05-24-11 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by calamarichris
I have a crush on a girl who's probably too young for me.
i have a crush on a girl who a little too old for me
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Old 05-24-11 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by spock
Hey dirty minds!!!

Maybe he is 50 and the girls is 30. Still a big age difference, but why assume the worst?
My 16 year old daughter said "Hey dad, I'll make you a deal - you don't date any of my friends and I won't date any of yours." Oh don't get all worked up, I'm not a pedophile... the last four women I dated were well over 50... cumulative.
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Old 05-24-11 | 10:14 AM
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I like to randomly flag ads on craigslist.

My bike is worth more than my car.
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Old 05-24-11 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by spock
Hey dirty minds!!!

Maybe he is 50 and the girls is 30. Still a big age difference, but why assume the worst?
My crushes are dirty but age appropriate, so what else would I think. Just sayin'...
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Old 05-24-11 | 10:32 AM
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Old 05-24-11 | 11:53 AM
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I have to smoke. Too green to burn.
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Old 05-25-11 | 04:49 PM
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I commuted today on my Cervelo with carbon tubulars.
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Old 05-25-11 | 04:58 PM
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I commuted today on my Cervelo with carbon tubulars.

But did you do it without kit and with platform pedals?

Maybe a backpack?
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Old 05-25-11 | 05:05 PM
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Old 05-25-11 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by surgeonstone
Remember when Lance retired the first time, then ran a marathon and said it was harder than cycling. Talk about heresy
That's 'cuz he didn't have any "help".
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Old 05-25-11 | 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by spock
Hey dirty minds!!!

Maybe he is 50 and the girls is 30. Still a big age difference, but why assume the worst?
Because its not funny if we don't, try to stay with the group ok?
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