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05-25-11 | 08:12 PM

#851

spock

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Originally Posted by ls01

Because its not funny if we don't, try to stay with the group ok?

**** the group and **** your sense of humor ok?

05-25-11 | 10:26 PM

#852

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I read all the Clydesdale posts and cheer them silently.

05-26-11 | 07:28 AM

#853

YokeyDokey

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okay, I confess - I don't know what the **** ***** is talking about.

05-26-11 | 01:33 PM

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Caymem

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I took the Easton stickers off of my Easton Circuits so they could possibly be confused with expensive carbon clinchers. Tool.

05-26-11 | 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Velo Gator

I read all the Clydesdale posts and cheer them silently.

Gosh, that makes me get all gooey...

06-08-11 | 04:39 PM

#856

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Originally Posted by spock

Hey dirty minds!!!

Maybe he is 50 and the girls is 30. Still a big age difference, but why assume the worst?

Thanks for your faith, Spock. You're pretty close, but I still don't mess around with girls who don't get my Gilligan's Island references. Crush averted.

New confession: A bee got in my bibs when I was climbing Torrey Pines Grade last month; it stung my genital and now I have an ugly scar that won't come off no matter how much I rub it.

06-08-11 | 05:20 PM

#857

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Quote:

Originally Posted by calamarichris

Thanks for your faith, Spock. You're pretty close, but I still don't mess around with girls who don't get my Gilligan's Island references. Crush averted.

New confession: A bee got in my bibs when I was climbing Torrey Pines Grade last month; it stung my genital and now I have an ugly scar that won't come off no matter how much I rub it.

Scar probably gets a lot bigger after you rub it.

06-08-11 | 05:33 PM

#858

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i have been sarcastic...im so ashamed

06-08-11 | 05:43 PM

#859

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Originally Posted by surgeonstone

Scar probably gets a lot bigger after you rub it.

Sadly not much. Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

06-08-11 | 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by abstractform20

i have been sarcastic...im so ashamed

Not very sincere dude. I'm sensing you have a lot lot more to tell.

06-08-11 | 05:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by surgeonstone

Scar probably gets a lot bigger after you rub it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by calamarichris

Sadly not much. Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

You can write him a script for a helper can't you? It's done over the interwebz all the time.

06-08-11 | 08:25 PM

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06-09-11 | 05:16 AM

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I always read up on the "most recent cycling related purchase" thread..........

helps me decide what I might "need"

06-09-11 | 05:35 AM

#864

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Quote:

Originally Posted by calamarichris

Thanks for your faith, Spock. You're pretty close, but I still don't mess around with girls who don't get my Gilligan's Island references. Crush averted.

New confession: A bee got in my bibs when I was climbing Torrey Pines Grade last month; it stung my genital and now I have an ugly scar that won't come off no matter how much I rub it.

you're not rubbing hard enough

06-09-11 | 08:01 AM

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I'm fighting very hard the "need" to upgrade. Lots of little stuff I want, but I've been good for a couple of weeks.

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06-09-11 | 08:57 AM

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so last night I saw my former sweetheart at a criterion her son was riding... hadn't seen her in over a year and, whoa, she has lost at least 40 pounds... it blew me away so bad I couldn't get unclipped and fell over right at her feet, right there on the asphalt in front of her and maybe 500 total bicycle tools. f iretr uck. Only upside is, now I have bacon on my right knee to match that on my left from my last date with the pavement.

06-09-11 | 09:27 AM

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I don't enable the elevation correction on my garmin connect because I think I climbed for feet. I also believe the "calories burned"

06-09-11 | 10:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YokeyDokey

That's rough man, sorry to hear it.
Any chance she was charmed by your Dick Van Diyke-like awkwardness? (It worked well enough for him to hook up with Mary Tyler Moore.

)

(Stupid filters won't display my entirely apropos image.

[Edit: Whyfi showed me how to defeat stupid filters.

])

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06-09-11 | 10:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by calamarichris

(Stupid filters won't display my entirely apropos image.

)

How about...

(I tiny URL'd it)

06-09-11 | 11:06 AM

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calamarichris

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Neato! Thanks Whyfi! I learned something new today...

Man, Mary was finer-than-frog's-hair. I would probably impale myself upon my own broken femur for a crack at her back then.

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06-09-11 | 11:51 AM

#871

YokeyDokey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by calamarichris

That's rough man, sorry to hear it.
Any chance she was charmed by your Dick Van Diyke-like awkwardness? (It worked well enough for him to hook up with Mary Tyler Moore.

)

(Stupid filters won't display my entirely apropos image.

[Edit: Whyfi showed me how to defeat stupid filters.

])

nah, she got married last Saturday. Let's see, confession... On my road bike, I installed a new tire with white sidewalls to match the white bar tape, forks, etc. I think it's gangsta.

06-09-11 | 12:15 PM

#872

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I really really like riding on roads with heavy traffic

06-09-11 | 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jmeissner

I really really like riding on roads with heavy traffic

This isn't a confession.

It's a cry for help.

06-09-11 | 12:32 PM

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calamarichris

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YokeyDokey

nah, she got married last Saturday. Let's see, confession... On my road bike, I installed a new tire with white sidewalls to match the white bar tape, forks, etc. I think it's gangsta.

Nothing pimps harder than a white-on-white bike, except maybe a white-on-white bike laying on its side between the legs of some hapless dude flopping around on the sidewalk like a fish.