**Confession thread**
#1151
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 129
Likes: 0
From: Grand Rapids, MI
Bikes: Specialized Cross Trail, Specialized Roubaix, Paramount PDG 5, Framed Alaskan Carbon, BMC Roadmachine 01
I can't believe I ever gave up cycling 17 years ago. A wasted and short career in the restaurant biz left me with a taste for rich food, booze and cigarettes. Finally kicked the booze and smokes by running for the past 4 years. Did my first tri this weekend and fell in love again with bike racing. I want to do the RAAM now. (at age 40 with a bad knee, but I don't give a ****)
Last edited by unterhausen; 09-19-11 at 12:17 AM. Reason: spelling
#1152
Senior Member
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 1,288
Likes: 0
From: N Central Illinois
Bikes: 12 Bianchi Oltre VDCM,11 Bianchi Cavaria, 13 Bianchi Cavaria,12 Bianchi infinito, couple vintage Bianchi's and a 1980 alan super record
I can't believe I ever gave up cycling 17 years ago. A wasted and short career in the restaurant biz left me with a taste for rich food, booze and cigarettes. Finally kicked the booze and smokes by running for the past 4 years. Did my first tri this weekend and fell in love again with bike racing. I want to do the RAAM now. (at age 40 with a bad knee, but I don't give a ****)
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#1153
Junior Member
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 22
Likes: 0
I got a trek project one after getting hit by a car last year. (thank you insurance company), I wish I would have bought a madone 5.2, I don't need the dura-ace componants.
I can't stop thinking about riding. Its all I want to do
I can't stop thinking about riding. Its all I want to do
#1154
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 322
Likes: 0
From: Phoenix, AZ
Bikes: 2011 Serotta Ottrott, Serotta TI Road Bike, Serotta TI MTB,Ritchey Breakaway Ti Cross, Trek Rumblefish Pro, Cannondale Tandem
I've been separated/divorced from a 15 yr marriage for the last two years. I've been avoiding women because there's no one to tell me that I ride too much or spend too much on cycling.
I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.
I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.
#1155
Senior Member

Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,863
Likes: 3,115
From: Sacramento, California, USA
Bikes: Specialized Tarmac, Canyon Exceed, Specialized Transition, Ellsworth Roots, Ridley Excalibur
I confess that I'm going to take my 2011 race reimbursement in cash and go directly to the LBS with it.
#1156
Middle-Aged Member
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 2,276
Likes: 1
From: Mesa, AZ
Bikes: Bianchi Infinito CV 2014, TREK HIFI 2011, Argon18 E-116 2013
I've been separated/divorced from a 15 yr marriage for the last two years. I've been avoiding women because there's no one to tell me that I ride too much or spend too much on cycling.
I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.
I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.
I purchased carbon wheels because they look cool, well the bike too for that matter.
#1157
Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 8,954
Likes: 388
From: NE Indiana
Bikes: 2020 Masi Giramondo 700c; 2013 Lynskey Peloton; 1992 Giant Rincon; 1989 Dawes needs parts; 1985 Trek 660; 1985 Fuji Club; 1984 Schwinn Voyager; 1984 Miyata 612; 1977 Raleigh Competition GS
Well, so why are you looking at other riders balls?
#1159
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 100
Likes: 0
I'm not worthy of my bike and its an entry level bike, yet I already want to swap wheels.
I have SPD pedals on my road bike.
I put a stainless coffee mug in my bottle cage and do my best to pass other guys on road bikes with a cigarette in my mouth. I then wave and say hello in korean. "Ahn yong ha say yo"
I complain about being too big to be a cyclist but refuse to drop below 190 lbs at 5'10 . I'm 12 % body fat.
I failed out of ranger school because my knee gave out, and I'll never be a seal either because I suck at speaking other languages. I feel like everyone in the world should speak english, and am a dick when they can't. I feel bad about all of this.
I get mad when people thank me for being a soldier because I feel like they're blowing smoke up my ass.
I feel guilty because I'm more at home away from my family in some god forsaken land than with them.
I feel like a ***** because I'm in korea instead of afghanistan.
I really like cute fuzzy animals.
I have SPD pedals on my road bike.
I put a stainless coffee mug in my bottle cage and do my best to pass other guys on road bikes with a cigarette in my mouth. I then wave and say hello in korean. "Ahn yong ha say yo"
I complain about being too big to be a cyclist but refuse to drop below 190 lbs at 5'10 . I'm 12 % body fat.
I failed out of ranger school because my knee gave out, and I'll never be a seal either because I suck at speaking other languages. I feel like everyone in the world should speak english, and am a dick when they can't. I feel bad about all of this.
I get mad when people thank me for being a soldier because I feel like they're blowing smoke up my ass.
I feel guilty because I'm more at home away from my family in some god forsaken land than with them.
I feel like a ***** because I'm in korea instead of afghanistan.
I really like cute fuzzy animals.
#1160
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 72
Likes: 0
From: Chicago
Bikes: '12 CAAD10 4 '09 Bianchi Pista '92/93 Trek 1400
I am looking at CF frames while my student loans are about to kick in & I don't have a job yet.
Edit:
After rides I stop a grocery store to buy beer, while still in my gear.
Edit:
After rides I stop a grocery store to buy beer, while still in my gear.
Last edited by iit_architect; 09-19-11 at 02:12 PM.
#1161
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 771
Likes: 0
I complain about being too big to be a cyclist but refuse to drop below 190 lbs at 5'10 . I'm 12 % body fat.
ehh, I've been buying bike gear left and right when I shouldn't be spending $$$. Needless to say I caught the bug @ the wrong time...I guess we're all guilty of it at some point.
#1162
enthusiast
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 509
Likes: 0
From: Southern Mississippi for the time being.
Bikes: 2010 BMC SL 01 Roadracer, 2012 Davidson Tandem
In need of a cassette to replace the 11sp 11-24 and just ordered a 12-27.
I am moving from flat Chicago to hilly Seattle - do I get a special dispensation?
I am moving from flat Chicago to hilly Seattle - do I get a special dispensation?
#1163
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 72
Likes: 0
From: Chicago
Bikes: '12 CAAD10 4 '09 Bianchi Pista '92/93 Trek 1400
#1166
enthusiast
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 509
Likes: 0
From: Southern Mississippi for the time being.
Bikes: 2010 BMC SL 01 Roadracer, 2012 Davidson Tandem
iit_architect - I'm on the northside near Wrigley Field. I hit the LFP a couple of mornings a week and on the week end go north to Highland Park and beyond with xXx, or occasionally Half Acre, or on my own. PM if you're interested in hooking up before I leave for Seattle in mid October.
#1168
grilled cheesus
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 6,957
Likes: 5
From: 8675309
Bikes: 2010 CAAD9 Custom, 06 Giant TCR C2 & 05 Specialized Hardrock Sport
my second bowl of ice cream tonight was bigger than my first. later.
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#1170
I masturbate at least 3 times a day
I have only worn a condom one time during intercourse
I love eating painkillers for my bad back
I smoke too many cigarettes but I roll my own so it's cheap ($1 a day habit)
I love Asian women but lately I've only been screwing around with white girls
I will probably die of liver failure or an STD or both
...but I'm in pretty good shape and ride every day
I have only worn a condom one time during intercourse
I love eating painkillers for my bad back
I smoke too many cigarettes but I roll my own so it's cheap ($1 a day habit)
I love Asian women but lately I've only been screwing around with white girls
I will probably die of liver failure or an STD or both
...but I'm in pretty good shape and ride every day
#1171
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,654
Likes: 1
From: Northern VA
Bikes: 2008 Trek Madone 5.5, 2009 Cervelo R3SL tdf edition, Cervelo R5 with Di2
#1172
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
I've been separated/divorced from a 15 yr marriage for the last two years. I've been avoiding women because there's no one to tell me that I ride too much or spend too much on cycling.
I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.
I also confess to riding 16,000 miles, buying a new mtb, a Specialized Roubaix and a Serotta dream bike in the last 2 years so the spending too much on cycling would have a shred of truth.
So this isn't my confession. I confess that I am shopping for a SRAM 1070 with a 34 low gear because there some climbs I can't get up with a 26. THIS causes me intense shame.
#1173
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
I'm not worthy of my bike and its an entry level bike, yet I already want to swap wheels.
I have SPD pedals on my road bike.
I put a stainless coffee mug in my bottle cage and do my best to pass other guys on road bikes with a cigarette in my mouth. I then wave and say hello in korean. "Ahn yong ha say yo"
I complain about being too big to be a cyclist but refuse to drop below 190 lbs at 5'10 . I'm 12 % body fat.
I failed out of ranger school because my knee gave out, and I'll never be a seal either because I suck at speaking other languages. I feel like everyone in the world should speak english, and am a dick when they can't. I feel bad about all of this.
I get mad when people thank me for being a soldier because I feel like they're blowing smoke up my ass.
I feel guilty because I'm more at home away from my family in some god forsaken land than with them.
I feel like a ***** because I'm in korea instead of afghanistan.
I really like cute fuzzy animals.
I have SPD pedals on my road bike.
I put a stainless coffee mug in my bottle cage and do my best to pass other guys on road bikes with a cigarette in my mouth. I then wave and say hello in korean. "Ahn yong ha say yo"
I complain about being too big to be a cyclist but refuse to drop below 190 lbs at 5'10 . I'm 12 % body fat.
I failed out of ranger school because my knee gave out, and I'll never be a seal either because I suck at speaking other languages. I feel like everyone in the world should speak english, and am a dick when they can't. I feel bad about all of this.
I get mad when people thank me for being a soldier because I feel like they're blowing smoke up my ass.
I feel guilty because I'm more at home away from my family in some god forsaken land than with them.
I feel like a ***** because I'm in korea instead of afghanistan.
I really like cute fuzzy animals.
#1174
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
#1175
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
I masturbate at least 3 times a day
I have only worn a condom one time during intercourse
I love eating painkillers for my bad back
I smoke too many cigarettes but I roll my own so it's cheap ($1 a day habit)
I love Asian women but lately I've only been screwing around with white girls
I will probably die of liver failure or an STD or both
...but I'm in pretty good shape and ride every day
I have only worn a condom one time during intercourse
I love eating painkillers for my bad back
I smoke too many cigarettes but I roll my own so it's cheap ($1 a day habit)
I love Asian women but lately I've only been screwing around with white girls
I will probably die of liver failure or an STD or both
...but I'm in pretty good shape and ride every day




.... *I kid*, but I'm wondering what kinda confessions you guys have here 





