Hmmm.

I think everyone is coasting's sock. Especially ijen311

Tell me about it.

Probably because you are one of coasting's socks.

Spontaneous herbal remedy posts are a red flag.

By the way, does everyone else have coasting's number? Because I don't.

only if you send me romantic poems every few months.

This close to the year end, it is pointless to be job hunting and client hunting. With so much time on my hands, I end up going to the gym and riding everyday. I think being unemployed is wonderful. But technically I am still employed but on gardening leave. They should call it cycling leave.

wut

i have no garden here.

Well....there is that kind of gomer too, come to think of it I believe this is a gomer squared kind of situation.

I could believe this...


Wikipedia; a reason for garden leave: ... their presence at work is considered counter-productive.

And on top of everything else you need that spark to occur when the gas ratio is between 5 and 15%. That is a fairly small window. Any word on what set it off?

Why Are you on "gardening leave" and if so, have you gotten clip less pedals yet?

If you think that pic is pornographic it kind of says more about you than any of us would care to know.

Because I want to leave and can't just leave immediately. I want to be a pro cyclist on platform pedals. I was thinking should I get SPD adaptors for my shoes and then get the 2 sided shimano pedals so I can ride clipless and regular shoes, or should I get mountain bike shoes with those pedals.

Roses are red violets are blue
Blow me you limey hoser.

Bear in mind coasting is a native limey who drives backwards around London roundabouts. It's a problem.

nice way to finish up your employment. you get paid to laze around (or ride your bike).

I miss London. I know I beatched about it when I lived there but in Sept I went back for a visit and unlike last year where I just did my own thing for a couple of weeks, this time I had American relatives visiting and I showed them around. Only by seeing the sights did I realise that London is a fantastic city and one of only a handful of genuinely international cities.

Rain has stopped. 10.30 am. Time to ride. You can all go and shove it. I'm going riding with my army of sock puppets.

Manhattan is international if you include the outer boroughs like Queensinistan.

Knoxville is international if you include the Mexican immigrants.

i have to commit "gardening leave" to the memory banks for later usage.

"i'm on gardening leave"

awesome.

(whinging deleted due to being too... whinge-y)

i wonder if i should cut back on the beet juice. (i am not coasting's sock.)

Dear p-effin-cad
How many effin times will I effin have to look at this effin photograph of you effin sitting on an effin branch bareeffinchested in the middle of the effin woods.