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patentcad 12-11-12 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15039824)
far from me to call anyone a nut basket.

You've been calling me nuts, gay, crazy, stupid, fat and dumb for years now.

patentcad 12-11-12 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15039840)
You've been calling me nuts, gay, crazy, stupid, fat and dumb for years now.

That's what you call him too.

patentcad 12-11-12 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15039843)
That's what you call him too.

We should probably date him.

WHOOOSSHHH... 12-11-12 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15039308)
I'm so fat and slow I feel like Whoosshhy.

Either Solo or Whoossshhy should come over here and shoot me right now.

Fat... yes by biking standards..although I have ridden 6000 miles this year and as of today have dropped 2.5 Ibs to a slim looking 6'0 191...:)

WHOOOSSHHH... 12-11-12 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15039840)
You've been calling me nuts, gay, crazy, stupid, fat and dumb for years now.

My Mom always used to say if you don't have something to say about someone don't say anything at all......I never called you g**

Velo Vol 12-11-12 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15039849)
although I have ridden 6000 miles this year and as of today have dropped 2.5 Ibs to a slim looking 6'0 191...:)

Who believes this?

RUOkie 12-11-12 05:56 PM

Here is the Challah recipe guys and gals.


Challah--2 large loaves (do not halve the recipe)

Ingredients:
2 pkg dry yeast
5 Cups Bread or All Purpose flour (approx)
2 Tbsp Sugar
2 tsp salt
1/3 Cup Butter or Margarine (most call for margarine) AT ROOM TEMP
1 Cup Hot (120-130F) water
1 pinch saffron
3 large eggs (room temp)
1 egg white
1 egg yolk (from above egg) beaten, mixed with 2TBSP sugar and 1 tsp cold water
1 tsp poppy seeds (eliminate if going for drug testing soon)
Baking Sheet 1 large baking sheet, greased or Teflon or Silpat

In a large mixing bowl combine the yeast, sugar, 2 cups flour, salt and fat. Gradually add the hot water and beat for 2 min, scraping the bowl occasionally

Add the saffron, eggs and extra egg white (reserve the yolk). The batter will be thick. Beat at high speed for 2 min. Add remaining flour with a wooden spoon or with the dough hook on a stand mixer. Add the flour, ½-1 Cup at a time until the mixture is no longer sticky. Add flour until the dough cleans the side of the bowl.

Knead the dough on a lightly floured surface for 10 min until the dough is smooth and elastic.

1[SUP]st[/SUP] rising (1 hour): Place the dough in a lightly greased bowl, cover tightly with plastic wrap and place in a warm location. Rise until doubled in bulk

Shaping: punch the dough down and knead out the bubbles. Divide the dough in half.
To braid, divide each half into three pieces, and roll into 12" ropes. Lay the rolls parallel to each other and braid. Repeat with the other loaf. Carefully brush the loaves with the egg glaze and sprinkle with poppy seeds.

2[SUP]nd[/SUP] rise (1 hour): Don't cover the braids for the second rise. They will double in bulk in 1 hour.

Preheat the oven to 400F for at least 20min

Bake for 30-40 min until golden brown and a test toothpick comes out dry and clean. CAREFULLY remove from baking sheet to a wire rack to cool.

patentcad 12-11-12 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15039864)
Who believes this?

Why not? I spent the better part of four months off the bike, I'm riding less than 200 mi per week right now and I'll still hit 7,000 miles for 2012.

Drag 12-11-12 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15039897)
Here is the Challah recipe guys and gals.

Copied and saved. :thumb:

Drag 12-11-12 06:01 PM

Saffron. Interesting...

Only 2 Tbsp sugar. Hmm...

WHOOOSSHHH... 12-11-12 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15039864)
Who believes this?

ijen?

patentcad 12-11-12 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 15039849)
Fat... yes by biking standards..although I have ridden 6000 miles this year and as of today have dropped 2.5 Ibs to a slim looking 6'0 191...:)

It is a testament to how fat I got that I was over 190 at one point. I think I'm below that now. My fighting weight is closer to 170. I'd be happy to see the sunny side of 180 again.

But then of course I'll never really know. Scales are for skinny guys. In the photo below from Greece two years back I was probably low 170s.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...kinikocopy.jpg

Velo Vol 12-11-12 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15039902)
Why not? I spent the better part of four months off the bike, I'm riding less than 200 mi per week right now and I'll still hit 7,000 miles for 2012.

Statistical probabilities. You are an outlier, even here.

coasting 12-11-12 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15038500)
at least you have seen the error of your ways. Hey coasting, how's the stalker anyway? Any new poems?


no more poems. i think wacko may be losing interest in me. I have however received a birthday text.

RUOkie 12-11-12 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15040086)
no more poems. i think wacko may be losing interest in me. I have however received a birthday text.

She has your cell #**********???


that is the weakest stalker ever!

RUOkie 12-11-12 07:21 PM


Originally Posted by Drag (Post 15039915)
Saffron. Interesting...

Only 2 Tbsp sugar. Hmm...

Most of the sweetness of challah should come from the flour. It is not a sweet bread. Except on rosh hashanna. And then you eliminate the poppy seeds and add raisins during the final rise

BoomMcNasty 12-11-12 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15040179)
She has your cell #**********???


that is the weakest stalker ever!


Not if she obtained it without his permission!

RUOkie 12-11-12 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by BoomMcNasty (Post 15040193)
Not if she obtained it without his permission!

Then change your number!!! The poems were from 3 years ago. He moved to Taiwan since then.

ls01 12-11-12 07:35 PM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 15039044)

I wish the mods would publish a list of banned words.


wut.......maybe I missed something here?

ls01 12-11-12 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by LowCel (Post 15039087)
Road is now melted, that is I-77 so it is going to be a pretty big pain in the butt for a lot of people. It's amazing what large natural gas lines can do when there is a spark.


yeah, no kidding.

surgeonstone 12-11-12 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin (Post 15037517)
As always you can go eff yourself, gomer. That's not because you haven't been helpful. It's just because you are gomer.

You all realize, don't you, the origin of GOMER......Get Out Of My Emergency Room
. The term was for the undesirable common ER dumps, traumas, house cases etc.

coasting 12-11-12 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15040204)
Then change your number!!! The poems were from 3 years ago. He moved to Taiwan since then.

yup. i never gave her my number. she knows people i know so i bet asked them. i'm feeling a bit neglected by my stalker. being scared is better than being unwanted.

gsteinb 12-11-12 07:40 PM

http://pieceofmind.files.wordpress.c...omer-pyle1.jpg

coasting 12-11-12 07:40 PM

why is pcad posting home made porn pics?

no vids please.

rjones28 12-11-12 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15039708)
You know what sucks donkey balls? Going from 68F riding on Sunday to 38F riding today.

But I rode anyway, because I don't want to become like this:

Does your mother know you talk like that young man?


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