nah, it's Newy !!!

Nah, it's 'Newkie', as in Newkie Brown or 'those pharkin geordie bastards' if you're from sunderland

Indeed they are. Many a schoolyard battle has been had over an arbitrary (and mobile, might I add!) geographical line that separates those within reach of the beach from those who rely on air conditioners.

Bluddy 'ell! You can all far cough. From now on I'll just say Lambton. I'm blaming Maccas, Nickelodeon's "sarvo", the Salvos, servos and garbos for the fact that none of youse can agree on how anything is spelt.

You spelt 'bloody' incorrectly

those are all correct.

Did I spell "Far Cough" right?

Indeed yes, but you fogot to include the mandatory road bike content, so I will have to dock you 5 marks.

Next time we go riding on the road, I'll repeat my comment. By the way, I'm certainly within reach of the beach from here, and hate A/C.

All right then, I'll put a bend in the line just for you!

what's wrong with Atlantic City?

ok, enough, I'm bored today.....

I had a go at some dudes spelling on the "MTB Racing foolishness" thread as well, didn't get far, ho sense of humoUr.

What's a ho sense of humoUr?

said ho, meant no, same thing. I don't think any hooker ever thought it was funny when you corrected their spelling/grammar

It must be a slow day at the beeb (and at work), the Sydney fire service made the news:
https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4243891.stm

Yeah they're trying to lynch some poor git because he used a fire truck for non-fire related purposes, just as thousands before hime have. It's not unusual to see multiple appliances pull up to a park so that all the firies can have a game of touch footy or down at Macca's. But someone decided that this poor bugger needed to be dragged over the coals. In all likelihood he'll get the sack.

Some politician must have got involved so they'll probably decide to have a crack down, make an example of the poor sod and then everything (but the bloke who lost his job) will be back to normal in a few months.

Dickhead of the year award -

https://www.velonews.com/news/fea/7520.0.html

"I knew it would be controversial, but I kind of just did it... I needed it, and wanted it."

All class.

plenty of talk about this on the road racing board, but yep, number one idiot of the year so far ! Should hit him right in the pocket to remove it, more than it cost to get no doubt !!

Hey you Melbournites. Just looking online for gear. What's fitzroycycles.com.au like? Would you buy from them?

Ed used to work there, I think.

Fitzroy Cycles in Carnegie seems to be a little cheaper than the Fitzroy shop, for some reason.

What are you looking to buy?

Retail? What's that?

Here's an artists impression of what David Clinger might look like -

Thanks 531.

Not sure at this stage. Shirts, nicks, etc. Just trying to find some good reliable joints that don't have rediculous prices.

So they sacked ed hey? Gorilla scaring away the customers?

It's what us poor bastids waste our life savings on when we're clueless and need stuff.