Oops sorry about talking about cycling on a cycling forum, what was I thinking!

Video of Brownlow babes here

Are these boards for Cycling?? Aaahhh crap, I thought this was an S&M site...

now that's more like it.....

....that's tellin' him Rowan!........if we wanted 'cycling' as a topic in here...we woulda said so!.......I'd suggest he start a new thread entitled, "all the blokes in the aussie thread are perverted bogans & won't play nicely with me"..........

but seriously Falchoon...good to hear you're getting out...thats what it's all about. We were discussing the maggies on our Sunday group ride. A mate reckons they've got bigger & more viscious this year...he reckons its the herbacides & that they are turning into mutant killer maggies.......personally i think he needs a lie down!,

cheers,

Hitchy

Hey Hitch....those Sunbury magpies are the worst! If I walk to the gym or go for a run during September, I'm taking my life in my hands.

Mmmmm Mmmmm. I'll take the one on the... um... left.

G'day,

there's two on opposite sides of the road,virtually parallel to each other down Plumpton Rd. The other day they were tag teaming me!...wouldn't let up for about 1km!.....more dints in my lid than ever!. Another mat rides with sunnies sticking thru the vents, facing backwards......he reckoned it worked until a maggie came & knocked them off!....I'm not putting stick on 'eyes' on me lid though.....brain damage is one thing, looking like a 'tool' is another entirely!,

Hitchy

Yep....I'll take cranial scarring before looking like a total farkwit any day. If I run down Mitchells Lane in daylight, I'm asking for it.

The sooner they build their nests and hatch more of those bloodthirsty creatures and forget about us the better....til next year!

So, the old bag Tanya has beefed up a bit. Check out the photo in the middle of The Sun

ahhh....see they do that to teach you a lesson!, you're not putting in!.......you should be running 'up' Mitchells lane.....I live near the basketball stadium

cheers,

hitchy

I feel like taking a tennis racquet along and giving them the old Andy Roddick special.....

Maybe we can recommend a new Olympic/Commonwealth Games sport...Magpie shooting...

Can we train for it at the Bob Rose Lexus Oval**********?

So, Melbourne boys, is today warm enough for some of you fair-weather types?

https://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDV65119.shtml

Hmmm......20 knots.


Too windy.

20 knot NORTHERLY.......nothing good can come of training at the airport tonite........I've been driving the 'porcelain bus' all last night as well......had it coming outta both ends at once....(way to much info , right?)...just thought I'd share so you blokes can feel sorry for me!...so maybe give training a miss tonight,

hitchy

Geez....the big white phone to God, huh??

Don't get under the squat bar in your condition either......recipe for disaster.

......well not without a bucket duct taped to me arse anyway!

classy!!!

Australia's doing allright at Paralympic cycling

More here


Am I the only one that thinks of very drunk people whenever I hear or see the word 'Paralypic'?
No disrespect meant to disabled people...

Hmmm...."paraletic", or "paralytic"; not a word you hear much any more.

The sky has fallen! The English just beat the aussies at a one-day international! Sorry to interrupt the highbrow conversation

First time in five years they've beaten us in an ODI...we got flogged too.

G'day,

as sad as it may be, the Australian Government will today officially declare that cricket can no longer be classed as a 'sport'. A royal commission has found that if cricket was actually a 'sport'......the poms wouldn't be any good at it!

Hitchy