Imagine trying to fix a flat...

yes!

good thing i didnt tell you to hook me up with your friend. lmfao.

The bag says, "big caramel corn choco." I've never tried those but it's probably just like a cheese puff but with chocolate powder instead of cheese powder, and even through it says corn I doubt there's any actual corn flavor just like if you ate cheese puffs. But yeah, they do look like poop

Yeah, that would be an awkward conversation.

Thanks! I'm going to buy them next time to try and to gross people out.

If the rest is as classy as the hand then good for you.

I'm taking a break from delicious looking snacks for a while. They have been a bit unhealthy for me of late.

Best of luck to ya.

50 mile fatbike race tomorrow. alarm set for 430 am. not even close to tired.

i need to keep some booze in this house for times like this.

or some ambien

Alcohol is better than ambien, some of my best races have been with a massive hangover.

The cowboy potato snacks in the upper left hand side are really good.

Anybody remember the Cheech and Chong records? Especially the skit when the talk about...Hey man, that looks like chit man....smell it... No way man... Taste it.....

The chocolate starfish near the bottom of the bag isn't helping matters.

It's like pre-packaged cat dingleberries.

Reminds me of this video I saw the other day. Cat knew exactly what he/she was doing.
Cliff notes: cat's are evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aklfHTQPTo0

today i raced my kinda fatbike with a buncha fatbikes for 50 miles in the rain and mud

it was ****ing rad. now im pretty sure i like racing. uh oh.

at the end they gave us free coke, pizza, stew, a hat, and beer. one of which was a kickass coffee porter homebrew

http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/...109_153615.jpg

Bone stock pretty much, just changed grips/pedals. I'm going out tomorrow to break it in, it's so much fun to just barge everything in the road.

That is such an unexpectedly good combination.

We used to put a shot of espresso in on of those chocolaty porters from Oregon, we called it "Bitȼhslap and Lullaby"

theres a couple good ones you can get in the store but i forget who makes them now, im a bit out of the loop on booze.

speaking of im gonna go walk to the store and get some bourbon.

Coffee porters are delicious. How'd you place in the race Mumonkan?

not 100% sure, the official leaderbaord hasnt been posted yet and i was in an untimed class because i had "skinny" tires. of the people that uploaded to strava im 33/71 on the segment. winner who is sortof a friend finished in 2:46, he is an absolute beast. my time was 3:38, which is 12 mins behind the #5 in womens class.

i think i was one of 3 people running SS (all of us had metal bikes, most of the fat populous had crabons), and i ended up spending a lot of time time pulling our breakaway group of the untimed riders. regardless of my placement i think i did pretty ****in good, having never raced anything before and having no gears

What do you buy? I have learned that I like whiskey and so far the best stuff I've tasted is by Bulleit.

this. found out that there are liter bottles so i jumped on that. i still wanna try the 10 yr, i prefer the bourbon to the rye

I know this may sound weird, but Crown Royal has a rye that is freaking spectacular. Normally, I wouldn't touch Crown Royal but this **** is good. Won the 2016 whiskey of the year award.

Shill!

On the real, I like Crown if only for the purple bags. They have a certain nostalgic sentimental value for me.