nobody asked my why cold was bad. I was surprised. I have actually had a patient go to the hospital after irrigating his ear with cold tap water. He thought he was having a stroke.

that's bad. you should see a doctor. or maybe a rabbi.

Ginger root for grumpy.

Putting cold water in my ear just sounds wrong.

So, what is the medical reason we shouldn't do it?

Did her neon catch on fire?

I think the car lit itself on fire when it saw those spider web things.

hello class action lawsuit

How did she managed to put the trunk on fire!??!

It stimulates a primitive reflex which causes sudden profound vertigo and an abnormal eye movement called nystagmus. People will usually projectile vomit.

I feel like carp because I went to the gym and my muscles stayed home.

this should fix it right up.

Sure, it will be in the mail soon, however I need you to wire me $100 so that I know that your account is legitimate.

I was expecting more damage, based on your earlier posts.

Correct.

This sounds like something that needs to be tested.... with video.

Cool.

send it to Tosh.0

They probably didn't want to go out in the cold.

I have a hard time believing that the light circuit could catch fire before blowing the fuse

Could be.

this is Razor's family we are talking about.

Yep. But you also weren't up at 4am with me to advise me not to use q-tips to fix it.

Irrigating took it right out. I was doing it myself at 8am but couldn't get it out because I didn't realize I could apply so much pressure. Figured I was going to hurt myself doing it much harder, but the nurse flushed the hell outta that thing.

That said. I have health insurance so my ear wax adventures didn't cost as much as carbon or flaming cars.

qft.

I had a car catch fire once.

Maybe related to Arson Welles