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patentcad 05-06-17 06:32 AM


Originally Posted by Heathpack (Post 19563740)
My first appointment yesterday was this terrible case. Retired lady with a 70 pound dog, acutely paralyzed in the hind legs 5 days prior. Her vet told her the dog needed emergency surgery right away, as did the second opinion vet who saw the dog and my receptionist when she called for an appointment. The lady insisted on waiting until my next available appointment and then when I look at the dog I say, "Yep, this was an emergency 5 days ago; now the prognosis is bleak and odds are your dog will never walk again, no matter what I do. You can take your chances with surgery, live with a paralyzed dog (but I can see the lady's gnarled hands, she must have rheumatoid arthritis, I don't think she can care for a 70 pound paralyzed dog) or you can put her to sleep." I hate doing low percent success rate surgeries and nudge a little toward euthanasia. But to my surprise, the lady goes for it. We all feel terrible for the dog, who is terrified and is now going to have a major surgery and we might not know the outcome for as long as six weeks. And we feel terrible for the lady who feels huge guilt over not getting the dog in sooner and we worry is maybe making a bad financial decision.

But no value judgements allowed, we do the surgery and it goes well.

Twenty two hours post op the lady comes in to visit the dog and she wags her tail. Hahaha that is so sweet because a tail wag is a voluntary movement for a dog. Which means technically she is no longer paralyzed. Her prognosis instantly goes from "probably will never walk again" to "almost certainly will walk again". Hot damn that was an ok moment today when I got the text from the doctor covering the case. We'll even probably bring it in under estimate, she might even be good enough to go home Sunday.

:)

You made my day.

rpenmanparker 05-06-17 06:36 AM


Originally Posted by seedsbelize (Post 19563970)
The in room coffee is a bad joke. Good thing I brought some instant to hold me til 7:00. Many(all) of you are more worldly than me. Is there a trick to these things? In the past, I've doubled the coffee and halved the water.

Yep, that's how it's done. Where are you again? Hotelling? Isn't there good coffee in the lobby? Like I tell Mrs. rpen, just put on some clothes, and go and get it. :eek: Actually I don't tell her that. I go and get it for her. Stupid I'm not.

WhyFi 05-06-17 06:40 AM


Originally Posted by Heathpack (Post 19563740)
My first appointment yesterday was this terrible case. Retired lady with a 70 pound dog, acutely paralyzed in the hind legs 5 days prior. Her vet told her the dog needed emergency surgery right away, as did the second opinion vet who saw the dog and my receptionist when she called for an appointment. The lady insisted on waiting until my next available appointment and then when I look at the dog I say, "Yep, this was an emergency 5 days ago; now the prognosis is bleak and odds are your dog will never walk again, no matter what I do. You can take your chances with surgery, live with a paralyzed dog (but I can see the lady's gnarled hands, she must have rheumatoid arthritis, I don't think she can care for a 70 pound paralyzed dog) or you can put her to sleep." I hate doing low percent success rate surgeries and nudge a little toward euthanasia. But to my surprise, the lady goes for it. We all feel terrible for the dog, who is terrified and is now going to have a major surgery and we might not know the outcome for as long as six weeks. And we feel terrible for the lady who feels huge guilt over not getting the dog in sooner and we worry is maybe making a bad financial decision.

But no value judgements allowed, we do the surgery and it goes well.

Twenty two hours post op the lady comes in to visit the dog and she wags her tail. Hahaha that is so sweet because a tail wag is a voluntary movement for a dog. Which means technically she is no longer paralyzed. Her prognosis instantly goes from "probably will never walk again" to "almost certainly will walk again". Hot damn that was an ok moment today when I got the text from the doctor covering the case. We'll even probably bring it in under estimate, she might even be good enough to go home Sunday.

:)

Good work, doc - glad it worked out.

seedsbelize 05-06-17 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by rpenmanparker (Post 19563984)
Yep, that's how it's done. Where are you again? Hotelling? Isn't there good coffee in the lobby? Like I tell Mrs. rpen, just put on some clothes, and go and get it. :eek: Actually I don't tell her that. I go and get it for her. Stupid I'm not.

I'll have to check the lobby. The dedicated coffee shop opens at 7 and, as I find after the first sip, is good. In the old days, I'd get decent coffee at night and drink it upon awakening. Might give that a whirl.

WhyFi 05-06-17 06:45 AM

Somehow I made it through the entire day, yesterday, without bursting a bulging, pea-sized burn blister on my left pinky (magma-hot spaghetti sauce erupted from the pan). With a ride and yard work ahead of me today, though, the prospects aren't quite so good. Lance and band-aid, I'm thinking, but I'll give myself tea time to reconsider.

seedsbelize 05-06-17 06:47 AM

We have a dedicated porn channel, but no cycling. wtf?

seedsbelize 05-06-17 06:49 AM


Originally Posted by seedsbelize (Post 19563999)
I'll have to check the lobby. The dedicated coffee shop opens at 7 and, as I find after the first sip, is good. In the old days, I'd get decent coffee at night and drink it upon awakening. Might give that a whirl.

After the second sip, I take that back.

seedsbelize 05-06-17 06:56 AM

There are a lot of musclemen here. Is that a thing now? Lots of obesity too, of course.

seedsbelize 05-06-17 07:06 AM

I've now searched the entire hotel, and have yet to find any coffee that compares favorably to McDonalds coffee. Sad.

rjones28 05-06-17 07:06 AM


Originally Posted by Heathpack (Post 19563740)
My first appointment yesterday was this terrible case. Retired lady with a 70 pound dog, acutely paralyzed in the hind legs 5 days prior. Her vet told her the dog needed emergency surgery right away, as did the second opinion vet who saw the dog and my receptionist when she called for an appointment. The lady insisted on waiting until my next available appointment and then when I look at the dog I say, "Yep, this was an emergency 5 days ago; now the prognosis is bleak and odds are your dog will never walk again, no matter what I do. You can take your chances with surgery, live with a paralyzed dog (but I can see the lady's gnarled hands, she must have rheumatoid arthritis, I don't think she can care for a 70 pound paralyzed dog) or you can put her to sleep." I hate doing low percent success rate surgeries and nudge a little toward euthanasia. But to my surprise, the lady goes for it. We all feel terrible for the dog, who is terrified and is now going to have a major surgery and we might not know the outcome for as long as six weeks. And we feel terrible for the lady who feels huge guilt over not getting the dog in sooner and we worry is maybe making a bad financial decision.

But no value judgements allowed, we do the surgery and it goes well.

Twenty two hours post op the lady comes in to visit the dog and she wags her tail. Hahaha that is so sweet because a tail wag is a voluntary movement for a dog. Which means technically she is no longer paralyzed. Her prognosis instantly goes from "probably will never walk again" to "almost certainly will walk again". Hot damn that was an ok moment today when I got the text from the doctor covering the case. We'll even probably bring it in under estimate, she might even be good enough to go home Sunday.

:)

:)

rjones28 05-06-17 07:08 AM


Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 19563904)
Ride a great TT, [MENTION=351576]Heathpack[/MENTION]!

Go [MENTION=351576]Heathpack[/MENTION]!

rpenmanparker 05-06-17 07:11 AM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 19564001)
Somehow I made it through the entire day, yesterday, without bursting a bulging, pea-sized burn blister on my left pinky (magma-hot spaghetti sauce erupted from the pan). With a ride and yard work ahead of me today, though, the prospects aren't quite so good. Lance and band-aid, I'm thinking, but I'll give myself tea time to reconsider.

Just do it, you wussy. I always strip the blister off as soon as it forms. Neosporin (with lidocaine preferably) and a bandage. Good to go.

LesterOfPuppets 05-06-17 07:35 AM


Originally Posted by seedsbelize (Post 19564049)
I've now searched the entire hotel, and have yet to find any coffee that compares favorably to McDonalds coffee. Sad.

The coffee at our hotel is a half step above McD's coffee. Only about 4 blocks away from a cafe that offers primo single origin action, though!!!

Trsnrtr 05-06-17 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by rpenmanparker (Post 19563984)
Actually I don't tell her that. I go and get it for her. Stupid I'm not.

We'll be the judge of that.

Trsnrtr 05-06-17 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets (Post 19564100)
The coffee at our hotel is a half step above McD's coffee. Only about 4 blocks away from a cafe that offers primo single origin action, though!!!

McD has come a long way in my area.

Trsnrtr 05-06-17 08:18 AM

I have a brain MRI on Monday. A follow-up to something found during my hospital stay last August.

Hope they don't find anything. Wait, that didn't come out right. :foo:

Moving on, have an ultrasound of my lower aorta later the same day.

Heathpack 05-06-17 08:37 AM

Trainsnorter, hope the MRI confirms that there is nothing between your ears! ;)

Heathpack 05-06-17 08:38 AM

Nah. It won't rain.

http://i771.photobucket.com/albums/x...4F7329470B.jpg

seedsbelize 05-06-17 08:39 AM

Lots of tattoos also. It's not often I see this particular slice of Americana.

KenR 05-06-17 08:52 AM

Tattoos are often a big thing with bodybuilders

2manybikes 05-06-17 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by Heathpack (Post 19564220)

Click your heels together three times Dorothy.

sbxx1985 05-06-17 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by Heathpack (Post 19563740)
My first appointment yesterday was this terrible case. Retired lady with a 70 pound dog, acutely paralyzed in the hind legs 5 days prior. Her vet told her the dog needed emergency surgery right away, as did the second opinion vet who saw the dog and my receptionist when she called for an appointment. The lady insisted on waiting until my next available appointment and then when I look at the dog I say, "Yep, this was an emergency 5 days ago; now the prognosis is bleak and odds are your dog will never walk again, no matter what I do. You can take your chances with surgery, live with a paralyzed dog (but I can see the lady's gnarled hands, she must have rheumatoid arthritis, I don't think she can care for a 70 pound paralyzed dog) or you can put her to sleep." I hate doing low percent success rate surgeries and nudge a little toward euthanasia. But to my surprise, the lady goes for it. We all feel terrible for the dog, who is terrified and is now going to have a major surgery and we might not know the outcome for as long as six weeks. And we feel terrible for the lady who feels huge guilt over not getting the dog in sooner and we worry is maybe making a bad financial decision.

But no value judgements allowed, we do the surgery and it goes well.

Twenty two hours post op the lady comes in to visit the dog and she wags her tail. Hahaha that is so sweet because a tail wag is a voluntary movement for a dog. Which means technically she is no longer paralyzed. Her prognosis instantly goes from "probably will never walk again" to "almost certainly will walk again". Hot damn that was an ok moment today when I got the text from the doctor covering the case. We'll even probably bring it in under estimate, she might even be good enough to go home Sunday.

:)

Excellent.

sbxx1985 05-06-17 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by rpenmanparker (Post 19563984)
Actually I don't tell her that. I go and get it for her. Stupid I'm not.

They call me daddy room service.

sbxx1985 05-06-17 09:46 AM

I'm at a Colorado Bar Association Board of Governors meeting. I was late. The SS is not fast.

WhyFi 05-06-17 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by rpenmanparker (Post 19564060)
Just do it, you wussy. I always strip the blister off as soon as it forms. Neosporin (with lidocaine preferably) and a bandage. Good to go.

The other factor is that I'm thoroughly enjoying tormenting my boy with it. He's grossed out by the sight of it, so the phrase, "Oh man, Colin - lookit this!" is good for a screech and some spinning tires as gets away ASAP.


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