The Aussie Thread- Part 4
#2801
Phat but not too fat

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From: Bay of Plenty
Bikes: Kona Zing & Conder Cone
That sucks for Sanderson, but I think the insurance thing will be what buggered it up.
I was all but signed up with a pro-team till they discovered I am a 43 year old fat bastid on cholesterol medication. That and the only cycling race I have won was the sprint to the beer tent.

I was all but signed up with a pro-team till they discovered I am a 43 year old fat bastid on cholesterol medication. That and the only cycling race I have won was the sprint to the beer tent.


#2802
Sarcopenia: Living Decay
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Morris Iemma visited our office today to talk to the kids on the School of the Air (because it went 100% satellite based interactive multimedia computers instead of UHF radio).
One little kid (about 9 or 10 yo) was asked what sort of stuff they get up to outside of school.
Answer: "Oh, just the usual stuff. Help on the farm, ride my motorbike, and I've got a new paddybasher: its a V8!!"
Concerned Minister: "That's a bit different to what city kids get up to, don't you think?"
Answer: "No, I don't think so."
Kid must read the newspaper
One little kid (about 9 or 10 yo) was asked what sort of stuff they get up to outside of school.
Answer: "Oh, just the usual stuff. Help on the farm, ride my motorbike, and I've got a new paddybasher: its a V8!!"
Concerned Minister: "That's a bit different to what city kids get up to, don't you think?"
Answer: "No, I don't think so."
Kid must read the newspaper
#2803
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2005
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Mcewen's thinking, this was not written into the fine print in my contract, was it?
#2804
Sarcopenia: Living Decay
Joined: May 2005
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Davitamon: just a bunch of clowns!
#2805
Thor's dad
Joined: Nov 2005
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From: Oz
Bikes: 2006 Trek 5200, Avanti Corsa Pro, Giant Yukon, Ricardo Cro-Mo, 1992 Mongoose pro-comp, 1980 DiamondBack senior pro, 1980 Quicksilver... half a dozen other BMX bikes in various stages of completion.
#2807
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awesome Odin, I am forwarding you fine work.
#2809
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Originally Posted by Odin

To: Chris Tunnock <chris_tunnock@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Robbie McClown
Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:45:57 +1100
>Chris,
>Very funny. I've just sent it on to Robbie... I'm sure he'll
>appreciate the joke.
>Cheers
>Rob
So Robbie sees the full handiwork. I attempted on putting a nose on him, but it did not look as good.
#2811
Industry Maven

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From: Wherever good bikes are sold
Bikes: Thylacines...only Thylacines.
"No sorry, I don't want any fries with that.....oh, is that you Robbie?"
#2813
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From: Bathurst oz
Numbers look a lot smaller than the Alpine which is a bonus. Slopes look steeper though. Still, I'm a lot better at short and steep than long and moderately steep.
Have you done one of these before climbo? How long it take you to finish?
Have you done one of these before climbo? How long it take you to finish?
#2814
sundy hopeful
Joined: Feb 2005
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From: Sydney, Australia
Bikes: Connondale MTB, Malvern Star (historic) Orbea, GT (newest)
Originally Posted by jock
Stepping away from the bike theme for a bit...
https://metacool.typepad.com/metacool...hed_gearh.html
https://metacool.typepad.com/metacool...hed_gearh.html
#2815
Originally Posted by badsac
Numbers look a lot smaller than the Alpine which is a bonus. Slopes look steeper though. Still, I'm a lot better at short and steep than long and moderately steep.
Have you done one of these before climbo? How long it take you to finish?
Have you done one of these before climbo? How long it take you to finish?
#2816
sundy hopeful
Joined: Feb 2005
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From: Sydney, Australia
Bikes: Connondale MTB, Malvern Star (historic) Orbea, GT (newest)
I hear Brad Scarfe is going well. Anyone know what bike he is currently riding???
#2817
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From: Bathurst oz
Originally Posted by climbo
Willy and I did this one back a few months, 6 hours it took.


The have you riding up redwoods or something? That looks much worse than the dirt works. Did it kick you in the arse or you do okay? You'll be doing this one in 4 hours!
#2818
Ochayethenoo
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Green Point, NSW
Bikes: Lemond MJ Classic, Klein Palomino, Felt TK2 Track, Daccordi vintage
Originally Posted by badsac
Far cough!
The have you riding up redwoods or something? That looks much worse than the dirt works. Did it kick you in the arse or you do okay? You'll be doing this one in 4 hours!
The have you riding up redwoods or something? That looks much worse than the dirt works. Did it kick you in the arse or you do okay? You'll be doing this one in 4 hours!
Still, I wasnt feeling the best as they all passed me on the next flat section with my legs feeling like they had fallen off
Best part was the dude dressed as groundskeeper Willie, who told me he thought my accent was really good and was amazed that I could keep it up :ROFLMAO:
#2819
Ochayethenoo
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From: Green Point, NSW
Bikes: Lemond MJ Classic, Klein Palomino, Felt TK2 Track, Daccordi vintage
Originally Posted by climbo
the new Dirtworks profile is posted - it's got nothin' !! 


No goin back for me either!
Think I might try and beg/borrow/build a SS
#2821
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From: Bathurst oz
Originally Posted by pshaw
I rode up halfwayhill past all the bludgers who were walking to cries of "get of and save your energy" my response was something like "It's a farkin bike race, not a walk".
Still, I wasnt feeling the best as they all passed me on the next flat section with my legs feeling like they had fallen off
Best part was the dude dressed as groundskeeper Willie, who told me he thought my accent was really good and was amazed that I could keep it up :ROFLMAO:
Still, I wasnt feeling the best as they all passed me on the next flat section with my legs feeling like they had fallen off
Best part was the dude dressed as groundskeeper Willie, who told me he thought my accent was really good and was amazed that I could keep it up :ROFLMAO:
Rekon I'll have to give it a go. Got to give this new bike a workout.
#2822
#2823
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From: Bathurst oz
She's in the shop at the minute. Been in for 3 days so far and haven't heard back from them yet. Usually a bad sign. Hope they aren't putting crap in it without asking me first. I'll give them a call tomorrow and find out. Hopefully they've just farked up something at the service. I'm never that lucky though.
#2824
Originally Posted by badsac
Far cough!
The have you riding up redwoods or something? That looks much worse than the dirt works. Did it kick you in the arse or you do okay? You'll be doing this one in 4 hours!
The have you riding up redwoods or something? That looks much worse than the dirt works. Did it kick you in the arse or you do okay? You'll be doing this one in 4 hours!
winner of the Fling was just under 4 hours - me 6 hours, last person in about 8 ... on a moderately hilly course, only one real difficult riding section.
winner of last years Dirtworks was 4:45 >>> means course is harder, tougher rockier sections etc... makes for slower going in those areas. But that's why we do it, fire trails can get pretty boring.

only ever done 3 long distance races.
Other one I did was in the US, 101 miles, 10 hours worth of riding when I was much fitter than I am now.
#2825
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From: Bathurst oz
Come now climbo. Stop being so humble. Even Jocko of the "108 km/h passing cars up hill into a headwind" fame rekons you're to crazy fast for him up the hills. Admit it. That 6 hours was with Expat on his tandem with Expat sightseeing with his feet up? 
I rekon I could give that 8 hours a shake.

I rekon I could give that 8 hours a shake.



