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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 05-09-10 | 07:53 PM
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Whenever you think cycling can't get any stupider, it always does.

And I'd say Pope of BF is more accurate than King of Freds, but what other people think of me is none of my business.
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Old 05-09-10 | 07:58 PM
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I'm watching The Tudors.

Off with their heads.
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:03 PM
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I've not had a bad crash yet. Just waiting for the day to come..

Worst was when I accidentally took my steel road bike off road into a ditch between a shoulder and a side street, flipped over the bars and ripped my knee open.
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:04 PM
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Wow sorry to hear about the crash and I'm glad that both P and the doc are ok and will recover just fine.
Sucks to hit the deck...sucks even more in a couple of days when the adrenalin has flushed and all you are left with is the pain and trying not to stick to things...oh yeah showering with road rash is pure ecstasy too...heal quickly and fully...
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Whenever you think cycling can't get any stupider, it always does.

And I'd say Pope of BF is more accurate than King of Freds, but what other people think of me is none of my business.
if you insist, i'll stop. i heard another member call you that & just appropriated the use of that moniker. someone need to think of something more clever
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:35 PM
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If I were really the Pope of BF I'd have you all beheaded next week. And key culprits in the 33 would be drawn and quartered. But it wouldn't be so bad with the shaved legs.
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:44 PM
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If I were really the Pope of BF I'd have you all beheaded next week. And key culprits in the 33 would be drawn and quartered. But it wouldn't be so bad with the shaved legs.
easy there. i hear vitamin v leads to illusion of grandeur
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:45 PM
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Bike was unscathed except for ripped up brake hoods and scraped Toupe saddle.
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:51 PM
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Your body really protected your bike that time then!
He landed on is face to protect the Scott, Now thats true love
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Bike was unscathed except for ripped up brake hoods and scraped Toupe saddle.
Give the frame a good look-over, plus some stress testing, just in case.
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Old 05-09-10 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kimconyc
I'm still too fat for this sport.

You should see me next to my friend Sergei (who is the guy in the red/black/white kit in the 3rd picture). He is a Cat-3 in drag (Cat-5 since it is his first season racing) and I can't keep up with him most of the time.
We'd like to see him but if he's skinnier than you he'd be transparent. Too fat for this sport....? I think you get a pass. eata cookie. heal well.
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Old 05-09-10 | 09:01 PM
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I'm telling you, when I finally do get killed in this sport, the Eternal BF Thread I start to blog about it will stretch to friggin infinity. And beyond.
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Old 05-09-10 | 09:05 PM
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I can get 1000 posts out of this stupid little incident too.





Watch me.
we would be dissapointed in you if you didnt.
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Old 05-09-10 | 09:11 PM
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I'm telling you, when I finally do get killed in this sport, the Eternal BF Thread I start to blog about it will stretch to friggin infinity. And beyond.
So you're going to turn into Buzz Lightyear?
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So you're going to turn into Buzz Lightyear?
Don't toy with me.
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Old 05-09-10 | 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Imperturbable Ryuu Ichigo
Can you do 10 pushups in 10 seconds?
I can.
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Old 05-09-10 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by kimconyc
I crashed last weekend:

Smiling after the bathroom stop, before we went on Gimbels:


Smiling even after the tarmac facial since I realize my bike is ok:


Medic:


Body damage:
Gash in eye (still need to see a plastic surgeon)
Road rash

Bike damage:
Scuffed shifters (fixed this yesterday and today)
One of the rails in my saddle cracked
Helmet cracked
Glasses cracked
Jersey torn

Will ride again.



edit: thanks to my friends Joe and Sergei for the photos
Man, glad you're ok! What caused you to bail?
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This thread simulates the experience of a bike crash.
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Old 05-10-10 | 03:08 AM
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This thread simulates the experience of a bike crash.
velo vol, master of the obvious.
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Old 05-10-10 | 04:40 AM
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I was rather shocked there wasn't more coverage of this incident in Velo News. Giro schmiro.
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Old 05-10-10 | 08:26 AM
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I was rather shocked there wasn't more coverage of this incident in Velo News. Giro schmiro.
Hmmmmm. Snubbed by the media? Must be a conspiracy. Certainly His Majesty Of BF deserves at least a bloody cover photo.
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Old 05-10-10 | 08:35 AM
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holy crap. I haven't looked at this thread for a few days and everyone nearly gets killed!

Heal up quick people. As for those who had facial injuries..(pcad and kym?) take this opportunity to get a free face lift on your insurance.
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^^^^^^^^^
I dont think kim can do that hes so skinny he's practicly 2 dimensional.
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Old 05-10-10 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ls01
Hmmmmm. Snubbed by the media? Must be a conspiracy. Certainly His Holiness Of BF deserves at least a bloody cover photo.
Fixed.
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PCrash Report - mild concussion, road rash on my face, a few contusions and a wrecked jersey and dinged helmet. And the Scott Ultegra brifters are toast. But no major damages. Hell I feel guilty even posting this here after what gsteinb experienced this week. But I was sort of cold cocked for 10 minutes (they said I kept asking the same questions over and over, I have no memory of that period of time) so it was off the the ER for a CT scan and maybe some stitches.

Passed on the stitches, they released me half an hour ago. My bell did get rung pretty good. Oh well. Dr. Bob went down in front of me on River Vale Road about half a mile from the Pearl River line. My last thought was: 'crap Dr. Bob, I'm going to have to ride right over you now'. And so I did. No time to brake. Then I remember hitting the deck on the left side of my head, hard. Then I woke up talking to the ambulance dude. I think I was going 23-25 mph when I hit the road.

Crashing on a bike like that isn't usually scary. But it does eff up your day pretty good. Or your season if things really go wrong. Oh well. I'm not dead. And the Mets are playing today. The torment continues.

I've been doing that ride for 20+ years, never crashed on it before. And I think I'm the first guy they ever hauled off in the ambulance that I can remember. Thanks to Big Paul for getting my Scott back to Piermont. I'm headed over there now to pick it up and get it squared away. Everybody on the ride and at Valley Hospital couldn't be nicer. If you're going to slam your head against the ground @ 25 mph, it's good to do it in cycling.
kind of funny that his report has you in front of him. did both you guys knock heads and have outer body experiences?
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