The Aussie Thread
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Dura-Ace....come on mate, you know you want to....
#1302
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Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
I have a stomach bug. Definition of frantic...Having to decide whether to sit down or kneel down...Wattsy's b*tt is sore!!
There was this one time at band camp.......
#1303
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There was this one time at band camp.......
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Did I tell youse about the emergency Forrest I had on the side of Mt Hotham one day?? lol.....
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Actually, one question I do have is how you can spray the underside of the seat when it's down...Is it blow back, or is the there 'spin' put on it so it bends around , or does it come out at impossible angles due to the pressure build up? Seriously, I'd like to know.
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Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Actually, one question I do have is how you can spray the underside of the seat when it's down...Is it blow back, or is the there 'spin' put on it so it bends around , or does it come out at impossible angles due to the pressure build up? Seriously, I'd like to know.
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C'mon Watsy!!! Not at lunch time. Geez
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Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Actually, one question I do have is how you can spray the underside of the seat when it's down...Is it blow back, or is the there 'spin' put on it so it bends around , or does it come out at impossible angles due to the pressure build up? Seriously, I'd like to know.
lid without it ever getting on my clothes" query.
After 8 years research, and subsequent analysis of the compiled data,
including incorporation of chi-squared test and the two-tailed probability table,
we were able to conclude, with a >95% level of confidence, that the poo
does shoot out at seemingly extraordinary angles.
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Originally Posted by ed073
Did I tell youse about the emergency Forrest I had on the side of Mt Hotham one day?? lol.....
Luckily for me, I occasionally carry tissues to clean my sunglasses.
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Ok, I'll change the subject with a serious question.
How the fuk do you keep your clear glasses clean? It drives me fukn nuts because I often ride at night, and I can never see!!
Is it because I buy any old cheap clears?
How the fuk do you keep your clear glasses clean? It drives me fukn nuts because I often ride at night, and I can never see!!
Is it because I buy any old cheap clears?
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How the fuk do you keep your clear glasses clean? It drives me fukn nuts because I often ride at night, and I can never see!!
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BTW, thanks for sharing your research with the group...I really needed to know the answer
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G'day,
I'm a fan of really el cheapo ridin' glasses...cos I'm the original klutz & keep breakin' 'em....whilst I haven't quite stooped to 'safety glasses' yet.....If they made 'em look just a little less like a doofus.......anyway, I haven't had a problem with 'em foggin'...just slide 'em down the nose if they do!.....However, on the subject d'jour....poohing.....my extensive research has concluded that wattsey suffers from the condition known as 'Bugle Arse'.....
I'm a fan of really el cheapo ridin' glasses...cos I'm the original klutz & keep breakin' 'em....whilst I haven't quite stooped to 'safety glasses' yet.....If they made 'em look just a little less like a doofus.......anyway, I haven't had a problem with 'em foggin'...just slide 'em down the nose if they do!.....However, on the subject d'jour....poohing.....my extensive research has concluded that wattsey suffers from the condition known as 'Bugle Arse'.....
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Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
I have a pair of Rudy Project (clear) glasses and I have never had a problem. They don't fog, and moisture rolls straight off them.
Rudy Project Tek Red for night. Awesome....never fog (as long as your moving)
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Originally Posted by ed073
Rudy Project Tek Red for night. Awesome....never fog (as long as your moving)
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cupla hund??
Buy 'em on the web...much cheaper. Parker Int'l or one of those.
Results from stage 2?? Anyone????
Buy 'em on the web...much cheaper. Parker Int'l or one of those.
Results from stage 2?? Anyone????
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stop looking.....found em
Go Cookey!!!
Go Cookey!!!
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A mate just asked me if $180 is a good price for a Met Stradivarius helmet, at the new TFM in Port Melb.
I have no idea
I have no idea
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Originally Posted by ed073
stop looking.....found em
Go Cookey!!!
Go Cookey!!!
https://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/tour2004/
Cookey, Downing, rex...menzies still in yellow
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
Nice photo of Jonny Clarke titled Will Walker.....d'oh!!
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...hey anyone else here got a CSV race licence?......this years election of directors has gotta be the biggest ***** fight ever!.......makes little john & latho look like amateurs!...I've been getting emails from candidates slagging each other, stuff coming in the mail....candidates are threatening to sue each other..........hope they don't forget what's important under all the ***** they are flinging!
Hitchy
Hitchy
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haven't had a licence in 6 years......don't miss that sting to the wallet every December!! Which is ironic, coz now I could actaully afford it....
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.my extensive research has concluded that wattsey suffers from the condition known as 'Bugle Arse'.....
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Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Yeah, but this bugle arse will be sitting on the warm sand of Noosa this time tomorrow...BTW, I know the wild life around Noosa really wants me...Hey, who wouldn't want a fat old man with a b*tt that can paint the whole toilet bowl brown?? 

Had to get in & do this to you before 531, (er sorry, I mean 'Mr. weather geek') gets outta bed....wattsys arse might well be sitting on the beach.......but he'll have a raincoat on!...

https://www.weatherzone.com.au/local/...008&pcode=4567
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Originally Posted by ed073
haven't had a licence in 6 years......don't miss that sting to the wallet every December!! Which is ironic, coz now I could actaully afford it....
....they didn't even have licenses (1987/88). When I went back for another season in 1992, the guy said: "have you got a license?" I said: "yeah, I suppose", paid my 5 bucks, and joined the race. I didn't know what he was talking about.



