The Aussie Thread- Part 4
#7926
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From: Bathurst oz
Originally Posted by existence
ru serious dude? thank god your not running the UCI, letting teams automatically replace riders caught doping would be a disaster....its about ensuring teams take responsibility for the conduct of their riders...as much as im missing 'janstrong' they did the right thing not allowing t-mobile to replace him.
there policy is sound.
there policy is sound.
#7927
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From: Bathurst oz
Originally Posted by existence
They also needed to weigh up what would be considered 'fair' to other teams in the tour who DO NOT have riders implicated in the scandal. It would be unfair to them to allow t-mobile to replace riders.
BTW, I'd guess the dry biscuit (rice wafer?) would represent those ultra vain americans who eat cardboard to try and lose weight. So it'd be an american car. The way it smashes fairly mimics the dodgy design and build quality of the things they make.
#7928
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From: well it sure aint Kansas
[QUOTE=existencebut which country car producer does the dry biscuit represent???...i know its probably very obvious someone please please help me out lol!!!!!!!!!!! any ideas? its pissing me off
[/QUOTE]
Itsa Lada
[/QUOTE]Itsa Lada
#7929
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Originally Posted by existence
that sounds right up my alley perhaps i need to get involved and give some of those poseurs a bike lesson kekekeke (only kidding!!) also i used to train in the middle of the night...and have been debating if i would be ok on beach rd at 2am??? any advise? id wear reflectives ofcourse.
im thinking partilcuarly in summer time. is it suicide on a bike?
im thinking partilcuarly in summer time. is it suicide on a bike?
Some of the group rides are detailed here:
https://www.skcc.com.au/index.php?opt...d=11&Itemid=30
I think here are at least 3 weekday group rides a week on Beach Rd., around 6am.
I liked doing the Thursday night 'hill' ride, as described in the link. I used to jump on the group on Earl St., Kew, at the bottom of the Princess St. hill, after they'd crossed the Eastern Fwy, around 7pm. I haven't been able to do it lately. No slipstream on the hills (obviously) really sorts everyone out, but, no matter good you're going, there'll always be some little 55kg kid who leaves everyone behind in the last 200m

The Tuesday night ride comes down New St. anywhere from 6:35pm to 6:50pm, depending on the wind, then they turn around at Parkdale/Mordy anywhere from 7:10pm to 7:25pm. The ride down is half to 2/3 pace, then they hammer all the way back to the Elwood BP servo, on the cnr of Dickens St. and Marine Pde., which I guess is the "finish line"
The standard and numbers has dropped a little in recent months, probably coz more and more dangerous peanuts have latched on, but it's still a good 'tosser-fest'
Last edited by 531Aussie; 07-11-06 at 11:57 AM.
#7930
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Originally Posted by Flipper
68L
Last edited by 531Aussie; 07-11-06 at 11:58 AM.
#7931
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Originally Posted by jock
monitors...... Kick drum ............W bin .....
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#7932
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Originally Posted by classic1
Went down to St Kilda for a window shop down Ackland st and a feed with the missus and little bloke. You reckon the wind off the bay wasn't friggin' cold? Are you training for next years Belgian spring classics Aussie?!
Last edited by 531Aussie; 07-11-06 at 09:53 AM.
#7933
Originally Posted by existence
ok im watching the renault ad on sbs for the 3421st time this tour and ive nearly got it figured out..
..the sausage represents german cars (smash bad)..
..the californian roll represents japanese cars (smash bad)..
..the french roll obviously french cars (which dont smash)
but which country car producer does the dry biscuit represent???...i know its probably very obvious someone please please help me out lol!!!!!!!!!!! any ideas? its pissing me off
..the sausage represents german cars (smash bad)..
..the californian roll represents japanese cars (smash bad)..
..the french roll obviously french cars (which dont smash)
but which country car producer does the dry biscuit represent???...i know its probably very obvious someone please please help me out lol!!!!!!!!!!! any ideas? its pissing me off

French roll, farkin soft isn't it, supposed to be crunchy on the outside, I wouldn't buy it.
#7934
Expat - nice Silca for HDT you had there, is that the Super Pista model? Got any more?
PS> Had a nice run-in this morning with a tradies ute (farkin plumbers, shoulda stolen his tools
). As I bounced of the side of his truck as he came passed me int he roundabout, he was pissed off that I'd obstructed him, he slammed on the brakes and the passenger screamed something out the window at me as I came past, with raised fist and a Jim Beam and Coke can in the other hand. WTF !!
PS> Had a nice run-in this morning with a tradies ute (farkin plumbers, shoulda stolen his tools
). As I bounced of the side of his truck as he came passed me int he roundabout, he was pissed off that I'd obstructed him, he slammed on the brakes and the passenger screamed something out the window at me as I came past, with raised fist and a Jim Beam and Coke can in the other hand. WTF !!
#7935
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From: Wherever good bikes are sold
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So Robbie was second to Freire? I missed the finish. Fell asleep and woke up 30 mins too late.
#7936
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by existence
ok im watching the renault ad on sbs for the 3421st time this tour and ive nearly got it figured out..
..the sausage represents german cars (smash bad)..
..the californian roll represents japanese cars (smash bad)..
..the french roll obviously french cars (which dont smash)
but which country car producer does the dry biscuit represent???...i know its probably very obvious someone please please help me out lol!!!!!!!!!!! any ideas? its pissing me off
..the sausage represents german cars (smash bad)..
..the californian roll represents japanese cars (smash bad)..
..the french roll obviously french cars (which dont smash)
but which country car producer does the dry biscuit represent???...i know its probably very obvious someone please please help me out lol!!!!!!!!!!! any ideas? its pissing me off

Sheesh, guys.
#7937
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From: Wherever good bikes are sold
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I thought a 'Cracker' was a white American?
Hehehe
Cracker is too obscure. They should've exploded a pickled Herring.
Hehehe
Cracker is too obscure. They should've exploded a pickled Herring.
#7938
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by Thylacine
So Robbie was second to Freire? I missed the finish. Fell asleep and woke up 30 mins too late.
If you have Foxtel, their highlights package at 7am, repeated at 5pm isn't too bad.
They should obviously move the TdF to a better timezone - I reckon the South Island (NZ) would be the go.
#7939
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From: In a parallel universe
Originally Posted by Thylacine
I thought a 'Cracker' was a white American?
Hehehe
Cracker is too obscure. They should've exploded a pickled Herring.
Hehehe
Cracker is too obscure. They should've exploded a pickled Herring.
#7940
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As are crackers. Crackers are the universal language. They bind us all. Without crackers, we'd have nothing to put stuff on.
Okay, what about exploding Sven the Masseuse? That'd work for me.

Listening to RRR - Andy McDowell and Ja Ja Binks have been voted the most annoying people in the US recently.

It's funny....because it's true.
Okay, what about exploding Sven the Masseuse? That'd work for me.

Listening to RRR - Andy McDowell and Ja Ja Binks have been voted the most annoying people in the US recently.

It's funny....because it's true.
#7941
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From: n.w. superdrome
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
seems seppo's are getting upset about being called seppo's!......
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=1#post2756631
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...=1#post2756631
(fargin idiots) wait, can I say that?
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#7942
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
So Robbie was second to Freire? I missed the finish. Fell asleep and woke up 30 mins too late.
The Liguigas and Quickstep teams controlled the peloton in the final two kilometers. O’Grady launched an escape with 1,800m to go but a bunch sprint concluded the final stage. Oscar Freire rode the perfect finale to hold off a late charge by McEwen who had to dive from the right of the road to the centre to get passed Zabel and Boonen who claimed third and fourth.
Honchar finished 32nd with the same time as the stage winner. He will wear the yellow jersey in stage 10
Only a bees dick in it. Might be worth watching the highlights tonite after all. Good to see Stu having a go too.
#7943
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You can watch it right now on https://www21.sbs.com.au/tdf/?pid=vids
That was I think the best sprint finish I've ever seen (except maybe that one where Abdujaparov put his head down and rode straight into the barriers). 10cm in it if that, and Robbie had to come a long way around to even get to the front. Infact, if you look at the shot of the finish from the chopper, it's almost like Freire, Boonen and Zabel are standing still and then McEwan shoots off to the left through a gap and darts to the front. He's so much quicker in the last 20m than anyone else it's actually pretty mind-boggling.
Awesome sprint finish, just awesome.
That was I think the best sprint finish I've ever seen (except maybe that one where Abdujaparov put his head down and rode straight into the barriers). 10cm in it if that, and Robbie had to come a long way around to even get to the front. Infact, if you look at the shot of the finish from the chopper, it's almost like Freire, Boonen and Zabel are standing still and then McEwan shoots off to the left through a gap and darts to the front. He's so much quicker in the last 20m than anyone else it's actually pretty mind-boggling.
Awesome sprint finish, just awesome.
Last edited by Thylacine; 07-11-06 at 05:12 PM.
#7944
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by lotek
Not all of us boyo, not all of us.
(fargin idiots) wait, can I say that?
(fargin idiots) wait, can I say that?
#7945
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Hey guys, I just got invited to a business lunch with Suzie Wilks...YEHAAAA!!!
#7946
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Sorry to hear that, Wattsy.
What do you do for a crust? Not infect the world with purile Queensland-centric lifestyle programes I hope.
What do you do for a crust? Not infect the world with purile Queensland-centric lifestyle programes I hope.
Last edited by Thylacine; 07-11-06 at 05:20 PM.
#7947
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Originally Posted by climbo
Expat - nice Silca for HDT you had there, is that the Super Pista model? Got any more?
PS> Had a nice run-in this morning with a tradies ute (farkin plumbers, shoulda stolen his tools
). As I bounced of the side of his truck as he came passed me int he roundabout, he was pissed off that I'd obstructed him, he slammed on the brakes and the passenger screamed something out the window at me as I came past, with raised fist and a Jim Beam and Coke can in the other hand. WTF !!
PS> Had a nice run-in this morning with a tradies ute (farkin plumbers, shoulda stolen his tools
). As I bounced of the side of his truck as he came passed me int he roundabout, he was pissed off that I'd obstructed him, he slammed on the brakes and the passenger screamed something out the window at me as I came past, with raised fist and a Jim Beam and Coke can in the other hand. WTF !!Anyway, a long overdue "Welcome to the Central Coast"
#7948
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
Sorry to hear that, Wattsy.
What do you do for a crust? Not infect the world with purile Queensland-centric lifestyle programes I hope.
What do you do for a crust? Not infect the world with purile Queensland-centric lifestyle programes I hope.

#7949
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by matagi
Hint: It is a crispbread, which is traditionally associated with Scandinavia. So which Scandinavian country produces cars?
Sheesh, guys.
Sheesh, guys.
I guessed Volvo not becasue of the crispbread/Scandanavia connection, but because Volvos are about as bland as a dry biscuit.
(Sorry climbo)
#7950
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Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
Negative, I don't give a crap about her shows, I want her accounting work.



