The Aussie Thread- Part 2
#3401
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
thank "crikey"! I thought I was the only one
https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/118715-only-person-planet-disappointed-hell-wheels.html

https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/118715-only-person-planet-disappointed-hell-wheels.html
He cracked me up when he'd just stand there, not saying anything, drink in one hand and towel in the other when the riders were coughing their lungs out of their chests. No emotion, just very matter of fact...If it were me, I be saying crap like, "mate, you look f*cked, that musta really sucked."
#3404
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*laugh* Can somebody tell me - What IS the cubic metreage of McEwans ego? There was an interview with him yesterday where he basically said that without Petacchi and Zabel there, he's the only 'first tier' sprinter in the TdF this year.....then Boonen blows his doors off in the second stage!
Gotta confess, I had a good chuckle about that.
I watched the first stage live as I was just p¡ssed enough to be able to comandeer the TV remote at a party I was at, and everyone else was too p¡ssed to complain.
The highlight for me was trying to explain to a very, very drunk friend how the Tour works....
Me - "Well, after the first stage, if you're 40 seconds ahead of everyone else then you win that day's stage, but after 21 days of racing, the guy who finishes the entire 3000 odd kms the fastest wins overall"
Friend - "Huh?"
Gotta confess, I had a good chuckle about that.
I watched the first stage live as I was just p¡ssed enough to be able to comandeer the TV remote at a party I was at, and everyone else was too p¡ssed to complain.
The highlight for me was trying to explain to a very, very drunk friend how the Tour works....
Me - "Well, after the first stage, if you're 40 seconds ahead of everyone else then you win that day's stage, but after 21 days of racing, the guy who finishes the entire 3000 odd kms the fastest wins overall"
Friend - "Huh?"
#3405
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I thought McEwen said something like: "it doesn't matter if Petacchi's not there because there's plenty of others that will step up, such as Boonen, Hushovd, etc....
but I admit I didn't watch that whole interview because I can only take Mike Tomilaris in small doses.
but I admit I didn't watch that whole interview because I can only take Mike Tomilaris in small doses.
#3406
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
I thought McEwen said something like: "it doesn't matter if Petacchi's not there because there's plenty of others that will step up, such as Boonen, Hushovd, etc....
but I admit I didn't watch that whole interview because I can only take Mike Tomilaris in small doses.
but I admit I didn't watch that whole interview because I can only take Mike Tomilaris in small doses.
Tomalaris = tool of the week.
For all three weeks.
#3407
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so, are all you guys staying up to watch the end of every stage?
#3408
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
so, are all you guys staying up to watch the end of every stage?
Negative.
I'm ratsh*t already after only one night!!
#3409
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If I were you I'd tape it and watch the last 10 minutes when I got up.
The only problem is that if McEwen (I can never spell his name) wins the stage, it's all over the news, and therefore hard to avoid
The only problem is that if McEwen (I can never spell his name) wins the stage, it's all over the news, and therefore hard to avoid
#3410
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Originally Posted by ed073
Negative.
I'm ratsh*t already after only one night!!
I'm ratsh*t already after only one night!!
....me 3!...I'm conserving myself for the mountain stages...nothing much will happen before that.....& the bloody coaching nazi has scheduled me for 3 morning sessions this week (ie: before work)....kinda hard to get to bed at 1.30am & be on the bike at 5!....now wheres those bloody no-doze!
Hitchy
#3411
highlights at 6pm if I get home in time, that's about it for me. I'll tape the mountain stages and watch them later.
#3412
got the details on our B grade crash on Saturday. One guy broke both collarbones, a shoulder blade and 2 ribs - OUCH !!!!! He's on some good drugs at the moment
#3413
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Originally Posted by climbo
got the details on our B grade crash on Saturday. One guy broke both collarbones, a shoulder blade and 2 ribs - OUCH !!!!! He's on some good drugs at the moment 

#3414
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oh no... up working on a presentation for work tom... and the TDF has started... could be bad
#3415
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WARNING: stage 3 spoiler :
pic of the year so far!!!!! AWESOME!!
https://www.velonews.com/images/details/8385.11696.f.jpg
pic of the year so far!!!!! AWESOME!!
https://www.velonews.com/images/details/8385.11696.f.jpg
#3416
great pic, Robbie's going to be pissed off now... go Boonen, he's got to keep the green jersey to the end now.
Did you stay up Paul? I'm waiting for the mountain stages, hopefully some good ones are over a weekend.
Did you stay up Paul? I'm waiting for the mountain stages, hopefully some good ones are over a weekend.
#3417
Originally Posted by Expatriate
Sounds fun, where do we sign up?

it does put a bit of reality in to what can happen but honestly, it doesn't happen that often. And you can use your own skill and judgement most of the time to avoid this sort of stuff.
#3418
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
WARNING: stage 3 spoiler :
pic of the year so far!!!!! AWESOME!!
https://www.velonews.com/images/details/8385.11696.f.jpg
pic of the year so far!!!!! AWESOME!!
https://www.velonews.com/images/details/8385.11696.f.jpg
head butt?? What head butt?
Looks like Gary Anderson winning the scratch race at the the 1990 Comm Games in Auckland. I reckon he rode the whole final lap in that position.
Gawd I'm old.....
#3419
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Originally Posted by climbo
got the details on our B grade crash on Saturday. One guy broke both collarbones, a shoulder blade and 2 ribs - OUCH !!!!! He's on some good drugs at the moment 

#3420
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First time I've watched the TdF over the last 2 nights. Think I'm starting to get hooked. Phil and his mate sure do a good job of making something that's really quite boring seem exciting. That and I love the French countryside.
That's all fro mthe nob that's come in late.
That's all fro mthe nob that's come in late.
#3421
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Boring!!!!**********?!!???
#3422
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Originally Posted by ed073
Boring!!!!**********?!!???
On a cycling note (heaven forbid). Ed, you've mentioned Cytomax as the drink of choice, do you know where you can get it without paying a fortune?
Cheers,
Dave
#3423
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Originally Posted by HobartDave
Having a fun filled day there ed
On a cycling note (heaven forbid). Ed, you've mentioned Cytomax as the drink of choice, do you know where you can get it without paying a fortune?
Cheers,
Dave
On a cycling note (heaven forbid). Ed, you've mentioned Cytomax as the drink of choice, do you know where you can get it without paying a fortune?
Cheers,
Dave
Cytomax...good but pricey. All those friggen drinks are.
Maxim might be a bit cheaper....that's pretty good. I think Boardman used it when he was racing.
Extran is my very favourite, both the powder and the little squeezy rectangles.
#3424
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Originally Posted by ed073
Cytomax...good but pricey. All those friggen drinks are.
Maxim might be a bit cheaper....that's pretty good. I think Boardman used it when he was racing.
Extran is my very favourite, both the powder and the little squeezy rectangles.
Maxim might be a bit cheaper....that's pretty good. I think Boardman used it when he was racing.
Extran is my very favourite, both the powder and the little squeezy rectangles.
#3425
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No idea.
Sorry!
Sorry!



