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Originally Posted by ed073
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Originally Posted by rockmuncher
We'll take a vote on it later...
so whats the motion?......"we the people, being of sound mind, (argueably, but only after morning coffee!), & bike, (fargin japanese tourists!), do hereby raise a frothy & welcome yonder expate,(even though he's a seppo & stole one 'o our wimmin & rides a tandem
.....), in spite of the fact that his countymen elected a moron, (but at least he doesn't look like Mr. Sheen!) to these shores & to this thread, provided he doth contribute nothing of any significance, ( can't have him making the rest of us look bad!), doth ***** stir at every given oppotunity, (not just at taswegians & Kiwis, although they are easy targets!), doth not talk to bikeshop boys, doth fervently hope that Lance falls off in next years TDF,doth get frequent PM's from the mods regarding his 'behaviour'........all those in favour....say aye(actually, anyone who votes loses their thread privileges, cos that measn you could 'be bothered', which goes against all the principles that made this thread great!)
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
so whats the motion....blahblahblahblah Hitchy
#2731
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From: Melbourne, Australia
Bikes: Pinarello Sestriere (steel) with Veloce 10 speed & Campagnolo Shamal Ultra wheelset, De Rosa Vision (Alu) with Chorus 11 and Campagnolo Bora One 50 wheelset Bianchi 1885 with Centaur groupset and Zonda wheelset 2003 GT Avalanche 0.0 MTB
Originally Posted by ed073
was it Wokka? covered in freckles and knees going out the the sides on each pedal stroke??
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Originally Posted by Expatriate
Damn, I didn't know Ti fillings were available! Seriously though, I feel bad that the prices here are so high, it's a big ripoff. From what I can see, it's the fault of "exclusive distributors", not your local LBS. But I import all my stuff myself, and that saves me heaps. I'm sure now that the AU$ is so high, we'll see a drop in prices. Not. You guys would make fun of my brother and his shiny bike, hey? That's fine. We only went with Ti for the tandem because that's what the builder uses. It's got couplers like S&S makes so we can take it apart when we travel. If the builder worked in steel, we would have gotten that instead. I'm just too big for a skinny tire road bike on Newcastle's poor roads. I hope you guys don't me having a sticky at this forum.
Man, I reckon retail, especially high end retail is dead. The only thing I buy locally is tubes on the rare occasion I get a flat, although I guess thats because I have a little bike company and can buy most things direct so I can avoid excessive levels of the chain of distribution. Every 'consumer' I speak to buys most of their high end stuff via US mailorder. The bottom line is, is that if you only have a 5% chance that you'll require a warranty, then why pay double the US price for the privalige of buying locally? It's a calculated risk.
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
Man, I reckon retail, especially high end retail is dead.
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by rockmuncher
They're still making a killing off the back of all the yuppies having a mid life crisis. Most bikes over $3K are sold to middle aged guys with fat wallets and no brains. Oh *****, that's us guys. 

....HEY.....I resemble that remark!......seriously, all a highend bike means to me is that I've got (had) way to much money to spend. Doesn't mean crap when the 'flag' drops...actually, & I'm sure others feel the same about me & the 486, I get a perverse joy in trying to 'stick it' to every bloke I see on a C50 Ltd edition or a Dogma Ego.......
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From: Between the mountains and the lake.
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
Good idea getting the S&S Coplers on that tandem. Can you imagine paying freight on it without them? Holy hell that would hurt. What brand did you get? I bet it cost you an absolute packet.
Man, I reckon retail, especially high end retail is dead. The only thing I buy locally is tubes on the rare occasion I get a flat, although I guess thats because I have a little bike company and can buy most things direct so I can avoid excessive levels of the chain of distribution. Every 'consumer' I speak to buys most of their high end stuff via US mailorder. The bottom line is, is that if you only have a 5% chance that you'll require a warranty, then why pay double the US price for the privalige of buying locally? It's a calculated risk.
Man, I reckon retail, especially high end retail is dead. The only thing I buy locally is tubes on the rare occasion I get a flat, although I guess thats because I have a little bike company and can buy most things direct so I can avoid excessive levels of the chain of distribution. Every 'consumer' I speak to buys most of their high end stuff via US mailorder. The bottom line is, is that if you only have a 5% chance that you'll require a warranty, then why pay double the US price for the privalige of buying locally? It's a calculated risk.
We started a little internet shop, and ran into the same story with nearly every company. They have their exclusive distributor, who won't sell to us as we don't have a physical location (um, my ass is on a chair, that's my location!). So now my bro walks into his LBS (Supergo is 2 minutes away) and orders whatever we want. The shop I used to buy from sells to me with about 5% markup. They even sent me the dealer's catalog! By the time shipping is paid, it's still less than half what the LBS here pays, so it works out well. All we have right now is some odd bits, because there's some holiday next month, and my kids are expecting presents, but early 2005, we'll be ordering up some goods. In the meantime, we also accept special orders. Not a sales pitch, sorry. I'd sell something at my cost just to stick it to the distributors that are jacking up the prices, and keep more bikes on the road. Oh, in case you guys want to know where to get the best prices, and to show I'm not trying to sell anything, try www.qbike.com. It will locate the best price in the states, nearly every time. Oh, Aussie "wimmin" are way better than American women. Hurts to say it, but it's true.
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Originally Posted by rockmuncher
Yeah, dun look too bad. Bit of a clearing shower. There's more cloud coming in behind it, but it might not bring much rain. Should get a result. With moisture on the pitch it should only take the pie-chucker a few overs to mop up.
Tony just said there's a big storm coming.....presently over Kangaroo Island. About 2.30 it'll hit the Adelaide Oval.
I miss the Rexona weather-wall.....
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When you ugly bastids going to learn how to compress a jpeg, and post some piccies of the Tour D' Farce anyway?
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You seem sheepish about saying what brand of Tandem you bought. Why's that? ( Oh, and don't appologise about the sales pitch. I do it all the time! )
I have three pix on the camera, but the woman took it to work. Spewin' I can't post any pix of my bruised árse!
I have three pix on the camera, but the woman took it to work. Spewin' I can't post any pix of my bruised árse!
#2739
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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by badsac
When you ugly bastids going to learn how to compress a jpeg,
Lol...you've obviously already seen the pics!...you forgot 'fat'........dunno whats happened, wattsy was gunna do it after taking the pics with his 'you beaut 4 trillion mega pixel, makes toast & coffee too', digi cam....I think he's busy rippin' blokes off on ebay to be bothered with us!
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Originally Posted by Expatriate
Oh, Aussie "wimmin" are way better than American women. Hurts to say it, but it's true.
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Did you blokes know only one Aussie hasn't made a 50 against the Kiwis? Kasprowicz.
Only 4 of sheep-shaggers have got the 1/2 ton. Fleming, Oram, Sinclair, Astle
Only 4 of sheep-shaggers have got the 1/2 ton. Fleming, Oram, Sinclair, Astle
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
Lol...you've obviously already seen the pics!...you forgot 'fat'........dunno whats happened, wattsy was gunna do it after taking the pics with his 'you beaut 4 trillion mega pixel, makes toast & coffee too', digi cam....I think he's busy rippin' blokes off on ebay to be bothered with us!
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From: Between the mountains and the lake.
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Originally Posted by Thylacine
You seem sheepish about saying what brand of Tandem you bought. Why's that? ( Oh, and don't appologise about the sales pitch. I do it all the time! )
I have three pix on the camera, but the woman took it to work. Spewin' I can't post any pix of my bruised árse!
I have three pix on the camera, but the woman took it to work. Spewin' I can't post any pix of my bruised árse!

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From: Melbourne Oz
Bikes: how long have you got?
Originally Posted by badsac
Nah, I've seen nothing. I've got strange images floating around in my brain of the Adams family on treadlies. So I wouldn't mind a dose of reality, no matter how horrid, to dispell it. Some come on Wattsy. Get orf your arse!

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From: Between the mountains and the lake.
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
so whats the motion?......"we the people, being of sound mind, (argueably, but only after morning coffee!), & bike, (fargin japanese tourists!), do hereby raise a frothy & welcome yonder expate,(even though he's a seppo & stole one 'o our wimmin & rides a tandem
.....), in spite of the fact that his countymen elected a moron, (but at least he doesn't look like Mr. Sheen!) to these shores & to this thread, provided he doth contribute nothing of any significance, ( can't have him making the rest of us look bad!), doth ***** stir at every given oppotunity, (not just at taswegians & Kiwis, although they are easy targets!), doth not talk to bikeshop boys, doth fervently hope that Lance falls off in next years TDF,doth get frequent PM's from the mods regarding his 'behaviour'........all those in favour....say aye
(actually, anyone who votes loses their thread privileges, cos that measn you could 'be bothered', which goes against all the principles that made this thread great!)
Hitchy
.....), in spite of the fact that his countymen elected a moron, (but at least he doesn't look like Mr. Sheen!) to these shores & to this thread, provided he doth contribute nothing of any significance, ( can't have him making the rest of us look bad!), doth ***** stir at every given oppotunity, (not just at taswegians & Kiwis, although they are easy targets!), doth not talk to bikeshop boys, doth fervently hope that Lance falls off in next years TDF,doth get frequent PM's from the mods regarding his 'behaviour'........all those in favour....say aye(actually, anyone who votes loses their thread privileges, cos that measn you could 'be bothered', which goes against all the principles that made this thread great!)
Hitchy
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Originally Posted by Hitchy
LOL...actually, it's not that far removed from the truth......Tiger could be Lurch, I'd be uncle festa, 531 has to be gomez, (flash as a rat with a gold tooth!) wattsy definately looks like a 'Pugsley'....so I guess that leaves SJP to be 'wednesday', 'Thing', or 'Morticia'....
hitchy

hitchy
lol....
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Have a captain's at this....it's Ric versus some idiot about weightlifting for racers.
https://www.cyclingforums.com/showthr...6&goto=newpost
https://www.cyclingforums.com/showthr...6&goto=newpost
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Originally Posted by Expatriate
I'm underwhelmed by such a dubious induction. I will certainly try my best to contribute as little meaningful commentary as possible, while at the same time upholding your very high ***** stirring standards. Thank you all who couldn't be bothered, that means a great deal.
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From: Between the mountains and the lake.
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Apparently so. I just hope I don't get tortured with talk about cricket.
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Originally Posted by Expatriate
Apparently so. I just hope I don't get tortured with talk about cricket.
Oops.....my fault.
I'll lay off the cricket stuff.



