The Aussie Thread- Part 4
#5201
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Originally Posted by climbo
more enthralling debate....
https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/193187-post-ride-helmet-care.html
https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/193187-post-ride-helmet-care.html
But I do so love those seppos!
#5202
Originally Posted by Thylacine
We should encourage the non-usage of helmets amongst our North American brethern.
#5203
Thor's dad
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From: Oz
Bikes: 2006 Trek 5200, Avanti Corsa Pro, Giant Yukon, Ricardo Cro-Mo, 1992 Mongoose pro-comp, 1980 DiamondBack senior pro, 1980 Quicksilver... half a dozen other BMX bikes in various stages of completion.
Originally Posted by mrkott3r
And I want to let my hair run free
#5204
Originally Posted by Thylacine
We should encourage the non-usage of helmets amongst our North American brethern. Over time, it will become a neat form of natural selection!
But I do so love those seppos!
There, that should give him something to do tomorrow morning!¡¡!
But I do so love those seppos!

There, that should give him something to do tomorrow morning!¡¡!
LOL !!!!!!
#5205
Originally Posted by mrkott3r
Sorry to throw the cat among the pigeons, if there wasnt a helmet law in Aus I wouldn't wear one. (unless racing or mtn biking). I just dont really see the point in them. And I want to let my hair run free
#5206
Originally Posted by climbo
don't wear one anyway, what could happen 

A police station is kinder near my route on the way to uni.
#5207
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I kicked and screamed like a little girl when the helmet laws first came in, around 1992, mainly coz I couldn't get used to having a hot head in summer. I therefore wore my old Cinelli leather track helmet, hoping to avoid a fine. You guessed it: soon after this, I get smashed by a car, and as I'm tumbling along the road, in what seems like slow motion, I kept saying to myself, "I'm gunna hit my head. I'm gunna hit my head. I'm gunna hit my head". Luckily, it was my fat arse that smashed into the edge of the gutter, swelling it so much that I looked like one of those chimps with the pink bums. Needless to say, I've never ridden without one since. Ooo, that was a bit serious!!
#5208
Ochayethenoo
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From: Green Point, NSW
Bikes: Lemond MJ Classic, Klein Palomino, Felt TK2 Track, Daccordi vintage
Originally Posted by climbo
don't wear one anyway, what could happen 

I seem to remember a promise of a pic?
#5209
Did you actually hit your head?
I think after the next post we should leave this topic I cant the stand A&S forum.
I think after the next post we should leave this topic I cant the stand A&S forum.
#5210
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From: Melbourne, Australia
I once broke a crank at only 10kmh, and I still managed to smash up the back of my helmet.
#5211
Ochayethenoo
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Originally Posted by mrkott3r
Sorry to throw the cat among the pigeons, if there wasnt a helmet law in Aus I wouldn't wear one. (unless racing or mtn biking). I just dont really see the point in them. And I want to let my hair run free
Turned up at the XC course one morning without and though, no worries never used to wear one.
10 pedal strokes later is was fearing for the safety of my noggin and crafting something out of zip ties and banana leaves!
#5212
Thor's dad
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From: Oz
Bikes: 2006 Trek 5200, Avanti Corsa Pro, Giant Yukon, Ricardo Cro-Mo, 1992 Mongoose pro-comp, 1980 DiamondBack senior pro, 1980 Quicksilver... half a dozen other BMX bikes in various stages of completion.
Originally Posted by jock
anyone doing the victoria big ride?
14th annual Portfolio Partners Around the Bay in a Day® on Sunday 15 October 2006.
This year you have a choice of 4 distances:
1. The Legend 250km
2. ATB Challenge 210km (4 route options)
3. The Classic 100km
4. The Great Melbourne Bay Ride 42km
Entries go on-line for The Legend 250km next Monday 1 May. Numbers are strictly limited
to 2,000, so set yourself a reminder for Monday and be a part of the inaugural Legends ride!
For full details, including entry-opening dates for all other ride distances, please visit the
official event website at https://greatrides.com.au/topic.php?a=5
14th annual Portfolio Partners Around the Bay in a Day® on Sunday 15 October 2006.
This year you have a choice of 4 distances:
1. The Legend 250km
2. ATB Challenge 210km (4 route options)
3. The Classic 100km
4. The Great Melbourne Bay Ride 42km
Entries go on-line for The Legend 250km next Monday 1 May. Numbers are strictly limited
to 2,000, so set yourself a reminder for Monday and be a part of the inaugural Legends ride!
For full details, including entry-opening dates for all other ride distances, please visit the
official event website at https://greatrides.com.au/topic.php?a=5
I mentioned it at the club last week just to see if anyone else was interested... next thing there's a mass email to all members saying I'm doing it does anyone want to join me.
#5213
Originally Posted by pshaw
I seem to remember a promise of a pic?
picofmeatformal.jpg Sorry about the crappiness but Im over free picture hosting websites.
Explanation to the picture: at formal and the old bloke in the middle was on of the better/cooler teachers at school. A few of us had a couple of drinks beforehand as well. - but no one was drinking at the formal because it wasnt allowed.
#5214
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I once broke Hitchys rear derailleur at 10kmh and managed to smash up the back of my helmet.
#5215
Originally Posted by 531Aussie
I kicked and screamed like a little girl when the helmet laws first came in, around 1992, mainly coz I couldn't get used to having a hot head in summer. I therefore wore my old Cinelli leather track helmet, hoping to avoid a fine. You guessed it: soon after this, I get smashed by a car, and as I'm tumbling along the road, in what seems like slow motion, I kept saying to myself, "I'm gunna hit my head. I'm gunna hit my head. I'm gunna hit my head". Luckily, it was my fat arse that smashed into the edge of the gutter, swelling it so much that I looked like one of those chimps with the pink bums. Needless to say, I've never ridden without one since. Ooo, that was a bit serious!! 

#5216
Originally Posted by mrkott3r
Did you actually hit your head?
I think after the next post we should leave this topic I cant the stand A&S forum.
I think after the next post we should leave this topic I cant the stand A&S forum.
#5217
Originally Posted by HDTVKSS
meh, while your at it, mite as well dispose of your car seat belts and insurance, after all there only necessary in the advent of an accident 

#5218
sundy hopeful
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Bikes: Connondale MTB, Malvern Star (historic) Orbea, GT (newest)
Originally Posted by Thylacine
We should encourage the non-usage of helmets amongst our North American brethern. Over time, it will become a neat form of natural selection!
But I do so love those seppos!
There, that should give him something to do tomorrow morning!¡¡!
But I do so love those seppos!

There, that should give him something to do tomorrow morning!¡¡!
#5219
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Bikes: 8 bikes - one for each day of the week!
Originally Posted by Thylacine
We should encourage the non-usage of helmets amongst our North American brethern. Over time, it will become a neat form of natural selection!
But I do so love those seppos!
But I do so love those seppos!

Originally Posted by mrkott3r
Sorry to throw the cat among the pigeons, if there wasnt a helmet law in Aus I wouldn't wear one. (unless racing or mtn biking). I just dont really see the point in them. And I want to let my hair run free
#5220
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Originally Posted by pshaw
No helmet laws in Bonnie Scotland! But once I started wearing a helmet over here, I just got used to it.
Turned up at the XC course one morning without and though, no worries never used to wear one.
10 pedal strokes later is was fearing for the safety of my noggin and crafting something out of zip ties and banana leaves!
Turned up at the XC course one morning without and though, no worries never used to wear one.
10 pedal strokes later is was fearing for the safety of my noggin and crafting something out of zip ties and banana leaves!
#5221
sundy hopeful
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Bikes: Connondale MTB, Malvern Star (historic) Orbea, GT (newest)
Originally Posted by Thylacine
We should encourage the non-usage of helmets amongst our North American brethern. Over time, it will become a neat form of natural selection!
But I do so love those seppos!
But I do so love those seppos!

Good to see you censored this one before 'the boss' saw it.
#5222
Ochayethenoo
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Bikes: Lemond MJ Classic, Klein Palomino, Felt TK2 Track, Daccordi vintage
Originally Posted by Expatriate
Banana leaves? If you'd use the peel, it would have matched the rest of your kit...
#5223
Originally Posted by Thylacine
They're 1820g and the rims are literally just an aluminium rim with a carbon fairing glued on. Not a bad choice for the flats or rollies, but don't think they're anywhere near Zipps just coz they have a bit of carbon.
Oooooh! Have you seen these?!?!
https://www.mach1.fr/rims2_en.php?nom=route_magnesium
*drool*
320g mountain bike rims!!!!!
Oooooh! Have you seen these?!?!
https://www.mach1.fr/rims2_en.php?nom=route_magnesium
*drool*
320g mountain bike rims!!!!!

holly cr@p!
I thought the stans were light.
so what's that make my next mtb wheel set...
souls + mach1 + DT Revolutions + ALU pro lock = stoopid light!
318g + 640g + 283g + 20g = 1260g
Maybe an extra 30g for some rim tape... Sub 1300g wheel set. Man, thats just silly.
I think I would cry if they broke though.
#5224
Originally Posted by Thylacine
My wife gave me crap for not doing it last year, so it looks like I'm going to have to.
Might go the full idiot and do it on a 29er singlespeed. I need some motivation.
Might go the full idiot and do it on a 29er singlespeed. I need some motivation.
OK, I'm in if you are.
Providing there's no race worth doing that weekend.
#5225
NO FEAR!!!
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Bikes: '05 Giant TCR C-Zero, Shogun Slickrock
Originally Posted by Expatriate
Banana leaves? If you'd use the peel, it would have matched the rest of your kit...
Maybe you could craft one out of a coconut.



