......actually, the process is much the same.....ya gotta test ride a heap o' dem before ya make up ya mind!

Hitchy

Mmmm.....Italians make the best shoes, frames, clothing, sunglasses, tyres, components.....aw fukk it, EVERYTHING!

I guess some blokes get to test ride more models than others?

....I had you in mind when i posted that!

Read this from thebladder.com.....bloody funny.


Tennis star Lleyton Hewitt has told reporters that he is somehow coping with life, months after Kim Clijsters called off their engagement.

“Look, each day is a struggle,” he told thebladder.com. “But somehow, with regular and varied sex each day with up to nine super models, actresses, and other gorgeous female tennis fans, I’m getting through the pain.

“Sure, it still hurts. Only the other day, I was in the spa with five incredibly leggy and gorgeous top models when I found myself thinking: ‘Damn, Kim broke it off!’

“Luckily, one of the models chose that moment to open-mouth kiss me, pouring French champagne straight from her mouth to mine, while another assumed the position for me to eat pancakes and chocolate off her perfect bottom, so that took my mind off things.”

Lleyton also revealed that he is finding his post-engagement funk has been eased by having loads and loads of money.

“Look, that definitely helps,” he said. “Whenever I start to feel even vaguely dis-spirited, I go out and buy a Ferrari, or maybe a chandelier for one of my 15 houses, or I might even go crazy and buy up to three new games for my Playstation 2, and we all know how expensive they are.”

Hewitt admitted he wasn’t sure he would ever find another “Miss Right”.

“You can’t assume these things,” he said. “I mean, I’m young, reasonably tall, handsome, have great hair, am a famous tennis star, and I’m filthy rich. Is there a woman out there who would want me?

“All I can do is keep going through up to 10 babes a day to see if I come across the right one, pun intended.”

LOL........I had that exact thought when I heard he'd broken up with 'princess fiona'!

Hitchy

I love the bit about the "3 playstation games at once".....gold.

Does anyone remember the Sean Kelly cycling board game? I saw it in an issue of Winning magazine (when it was English and had the yellow border, before the seppos took over and wrecked it) and desperately wanted it in about 1988.......

Hey Ed, I missed your 'Scott Steward' reference the other day.

What was you gettin' at?

Wasn't it "Post the best rider other than Lance" or some crap?? I thought I'd come up with an obscure Aussie professional to send the seppos into a spin.....it was gonna be him or one of the following:

Michael Wilson
Eddie Salas
Jeff Stewart
Stephen Fairless
Kenrick Tucker

...Lance never got a third in the Grafton to inverell!

Or won the Blackburn A-grade criterium at Barry St in Bayswater on a Saturday afternoon.....

Grrr. Just spent $150+ going to the doctor and going to the X-ray joint, and getting taken care of an X-ray chick so hopless I think I had enough radiation pumped into my stones the make the next 5 generations of my progeny sterile, just to be told it looks like nothing's wrong. NOTHINGS FOOKIN WRONG**********!!! For that much money it would want to be smashed to bits. Makes me feel like taking a hammer to it, just to make that money spent worth while.

Noticed there is a thread for a penis-measuring contest been started. So how long... errr.. how fast do you guys ride?

Good to see you're taking the news well. And Ed, do you have to blame us for everything? Isn't there something Australia was happy to get from the US?

Ya know, I am going to have to sit here for a long, long time thinking about that one. Everything come up with gets a big bad tick against it. Even seppos who steal our wimmin!

ummmm.......ummmmmm....ummmmmmm...i'm thinking alright!......ummmmmmm

Hitchy

Paul Newmans Pasta Sauces. But there are better products now.

ummmm......ahhhhhhh.......ummmmmmm, (picture of hitchy scratching his head).......ummmmmmm....oh, i've got it...nah, that was japanese....ummmm....ahhhhhh

My stones a throbbing. That can't be good can it?

As for good things yankeyland gave us. Umm, movies with Jim Carey in them?

Ok, I'll apologize for Burger King, Taco Bell, (shudder) KFC, Krispy Kreme, and all that. But we got stuck with Russell Crowe, Nicole Kidman (not even an Aussie) and had Delta Goodrem foisted on us. And Jacko? Yikes. Crap. How about Cannondale? Hmm. Ok, I'm beginning to see your point. I'll slink away quietly now.

My daughter says that if you want to be pedantic, Jim Carey is Canadian. Brought to you by Hollywood though.

.......on the downside, ya never gave us any 'hooters' restaurants!...bloody seppo's....keeping all the good stuff for ya selves!

Hitchy

badsac knew that... he was trying to get a rise out of you and succeeded.

Same with Crowe, though... he's an NZedder

....ummmm...I've got it!!!!!!....Brooke Burke from 'Wild On'.......those that don't have foxtel will have no clues about her....but I bet Ed is a fan!

Hitchy

Have you heard about the "Hooters" airline service. Look it up online. Better yet, just to the beach. Plenty to look at there. And the wimmin here are less uptight about showing it too. Australia is a bit more liberal in the gambling and adult "escort" trade than the US.