.....yep that'll do it...I literally couldn't ride around the block if I hadn't eaten. Even when the 'coaching nazi' has me doing a 2hour session before work, I still get up an hour before starting to eat & *****.....can't ride before my morning constitutional!

cheers,

Hitchy

Don't get me started. I don't go ANYWHERE, let alone a bike ride, until I've had at least two dumps, that's why I have 3 cups of coffee for breakfast.

Want more detail? Number of plops? Reading material?

Oh yeah....forgot that. Imperative you drop the kids off at the pool before you head out.

....at the risk of lowering the tone of this thread further.....watsat you say?...not possible?.....aw ok then.....it's not a proper ***** unless the splash back hits you in the ars

Hitchy

I eat so many vegies that it comes out like a swirly ice-cream

That IS funny. English is obviously his 8th laqnguage.
https://www.cyclingforums.com/showthr...&page=23&pp=15

Hey Ed, got any Terry Hammond stories? I was there the other day boring the crap out of him by asking him stooopid questions. He thinks I'm a d1ckhead.

this guy with his "steel types" question:https://www.cyclingforums.com/t179755.html

Poor guy, I couldn't come up with anything good, then, as usual, the big bully "Boudreaux" picks on the poor bugger.

He wanted to know, apart from weight, what's the difference between good old hi-tensile steel and the new, lighter steels. All I could come up with was some general crap about ride quality.

......how 'bout a cut & paste guys?...i'm blocked from cyclingforums....stupid 'web marshall' thinks its 'pornography' & won't let me in. I used to love Boudreaux...he never lets farkwits get away with anything!.....search for 'The Boudreaux thread" over there...classic stuff.......(hitchy pondering how to tell the system supervisor that cyclingforums isn't pornography but something equally as time wasting.....nah won't work)

Hitchy

Have you seen the latest??? Now he wants to "borrow" a Power Tap off Ric!!! WTF???


https://www.cyclingforums.com/showthread.php?t=176191

C'mon guys, enough about pooing, I'm trying to eat my lunch

Yep....I've crossed horns with him too.

Don't they have the interweb in Sunnyberry? Then you could waste your own time along with your employer's

....wot!!!!, talk to you guys on my time**********?.......you're not that interesting!!!!...besides, i don't have any time for me....(hmmm...hitchy pondering whether he could put the lap top on the handlebars....watabout a mobile ADSL connection?)

I saw Phil Anderson about 3 years ago down at St Kilda Pier, and, being a "biker", I couldn't believe he wasn't being harrassed by millions of people. So, I thought "fuk it, I'll say 'g'day' without sounding like an idiot". But (you can imagine the rest), I was like: "wow, your Phil Anderson (now you know)...man..wow...how's it goin'?"

Naturally, he had this look like he was thinking: "oh no, another fat d1ckhead on an old Paconi".

He couldn't get away from me quick enough

I sold Le Skippy an MTB in my Freedom Machine days. I think it was for his brother or something. Got the the obligatory autograph and have subsequently lost it.....

The Boudreaux thread:
https://www.cyclingforums.com/t97322.html

Hitchy's opener:

LOL....don't scare him/her/it off though...its the highlight of my day seeing who Bourdreaux has rubbished....the master of the one liner, the consumate 'put down' performer. I'm convinced people post things just to see if they can get a 'Hoey'......keep up the good work Boudreaux!......I might start the Boudreaux fan club.....any takers?.....anyone?......anyone?........
cheers,

Hitchy

Actually Phil & stuey are 2 of the nicest guys you could possibly meet.....Our club president is a mate of Phil's...as a result i've met him a few times, (& now get sponsored by his company..... yipee!). I was abit like you, didn't know what to say the first time I met him (& stuey)...but very easy going guys. I've got a 6 foot poster autographed poster of Phil on the back of the 'bikeroom' door (actually the study, but with 3 bikes in there.......).

hitchy

Phil = top bloke.

Well....now if we're bragging....I'll have to mention my signed Lance poster of him winning the Worlds in Norway in 1993. I also bought a few of those sign-on sheets from the JCTDU.

I found that KFC works better if you eat it while cycyling. I often popped through drive-in's on my summer training runs - even did two boomboxes on one gruelling 50km run. The only issue is getting the fat off your hands before heading off, and getting the aroma off my breath before the wife catches me. I am in big favour of having KFC sponsoring big rides with buckets of drumsticks at every station, as they are a **** to have in your rear pockets.

....hmmmm I'll see your 'lance'...& raise you a 'van der haar'.......I've got Paul van der haars autograph on a hat that says 'Vanders 200 club', sold to commemorate his 200th game. When i asked him to autograph it he laughed & said, "you blokes have got too much money buying this *****"....hah...what would he know...now, it's worth....well...about....well.....nothing....but that's not the point...what were we talking about?

Simon Madden signed the white #27 I had on the back of my duffel coat in about 1983.....

...a fellow Bomber, ed?...I'm impressed........

Jeff Thomson at the MS charity game a few years ago

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